It was raining, when suddenly a snowing! · 7:31am Sep 15th, 2014
Greetings, fellow sufferers!
I bet most of you like it when Summer softly transitions to Fall, then, with a crisp bite, into Winter. Mother Nature is keen that way, so as not to shock your delicate system, only changing it in increments for you to adjust accordingly.
But in Canada, she's like, "Fuck that crap. We're putting this bitch on hardcore!"
And then we skip an entire season.
September 8, 2014:
Eat all the grass
Eat all the grass that you want
Accidents happen in the dark
Rabbits get to shed into their white snow coat some time in fall. Screw that camo cover camping crap. Momma and Papa falcon be gettin' easy eats tonight!
What was once green is now white. Fickle colour pie, indeed.
Sweet Apple Acres
Applejack was making a kick of apple tree when suddenly, a snowing!"Snow cannot of make a falling! It is fall and not right time!" say Applejack, make a shouting.
"We need radiationing from apples so can make a conquering of Equestria." say snow. "It make a snow bright, causing a blind! Bwahaha!"
Applejack made a kicking angrily of tree!
"I do not want the blind snow so you will getting off apples!"
The snow fall off of tree.
"NO!!" yelling a snow!
Applejack made smile, for great success! When she turning around, all tree of Sweet Apple Acres cover in snow!
"Ha ha! We will winning, Applejack!"
Applejack quickly danube to tree but she too late! Snow make a radiation blast and everypony going blind.
"A collapsing of society! And eyes not making a see! Oh no!" say Applejack, waving of her hooves because eyes not making a see.
Oh, but it gets so much better. There is a good reason trees lose a bunch of ugly fat before the winter. Being slim has its perks.
September 10, 2014:
Whole branches fall off trees in the fall.
This is how trees do in Canada.
Cheese Strings, anybody?
Weight of leaves + weight of snow = trees snap.
Lookee me I totally survived the winter
God, I love Canada, eh?
-YM
Canadian rabbits just sit there in shock and let you walk up and take a photo?
apple short? Is that you?
Here in drought-afflicted northern California, we had a sudden change of seasons, too.
ARTIST'S DRAMATIZATION (because I'm too lazy to take photos)
Two Days Ago:
aphoenix.ca/photoblog/photos/SunnySkies.jpg
Yesterday:
This
Today:
blogs.cfr.org/asia/files/2013/06/haze.jpg
Also, your Applejack story was amazing. I laughed. I cried. Often both at once.
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Nah. Just that one. Others just bolt it if you so much as even make eccentric arm gestures towards them. I got like within two feet of this little guy to take the pics. It's really strange. He just stayed calm and kept on doing rabbit things. I've only experienced this kind of stoic bunny one other time in my life.
Yeah. He's totally gonna end up being hawk food. There is at least one mated couple that live around where I work. Actually, I took the pics at a bus stop near my work and it was surprising that he was unfazed by passing cars. Unstoic bunnies bolt when cars pass nearby.
That Apple Short fellow is hilarious. I'm genuinely surprised to see you commented on one of his stories. Stupid fic for the read it later pile for after the compelling fic because this is how balance werks.
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That second pic... whu...? Are you guys experiencing a nuclear winter or something? Red Sun over paradise...
Also, that pic of the droopy apple tree weighed by snow in my backyard (oh hey! I actually bridged it over with the previous blog post! I didn't even see that. Keen.) gives a bit of foreshadowing by a making of click. No, it ain't apple short, but the source material certainly touched many fandoms on fanfiction.net :]