Para's Challenge: How an Actual Pony vs. Human War Would Go

Am I supposed to be impressed, horrified, disgusted, annoyed by this fic? I have a rule for stupid Pony vs. Human war stories: frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. If someone wants to write a pretentious little badly-done parody while namedropping US military terms like a Call of Duty glossary, then let them. There are very few stories that manage to bring forth wrath and ire for me, and none of them are clichéd Conversion Bureau spoofs that are not meant to be taken seriously in the first place. If I don't like something, I just don't read it; I don't dislike it, and I don't find it worthy of my time to write a comment on the story itself. This one is no different.

Now, I could actually put time into harshly and honestly critiquing this story. But there is one question; why the hell should I?

To rephrase, why should I, a little-known fimfic user, usurp the dominion of Para, the undisputed queen of harsh, bluntly honest reviews? Her skill lies in tearing apart bad fics, piece by piece, and exposing the vile, grammatically and logically retarded interior of fics like this one. My skill lies in being a learning, often-naïve peer counsellor with a heavily religious background. Clearly, it is best that I leave the task of reviewing the fic, How an Actual Pony vs. Human War Would Go, to Her Serene Highness, the Princess of Honest Reviews.