Boredom is a powerful thing.

You wanna know how powerful?

It's made me come up with the most random of random fics I've ever thought of. Involving Vinyl surviving a Zombie apocalypse. Dear me, I might even post it. Something stop me.

Comments

[Car Cloth]

Sounds like it would make for a popular story. o.o

*chants* Post it! Post it!

[The Sexy Assistant]

Bet 20 bits it gets featured.

[Cawfee]

You two were supposed to be stopping me!

2435868

D'aww, you're too kind to me

2435756

I don't have enough yet
I might when I feel I've written at least a decent amount.

[The Sexy Assistant]

2437145 I love you!

[Cawfee]

2437258

And I love you, too

[The Sexy Assistant]

2437270 I love you mostest.

[Cawfee]

2437276

That, my dear Sexy ass is impossible

[The Sexy Assistant]

2437280 Okay.

[Cawfee]

2437285

You know it's been a while since we properly conversed, how are you?

[The Sexy Assistant]

2437290 Tired and horny. How about you..?

[Cawfee]

2437296

Tired and not horny

'Tis a lazy day

[Car Cloth]

2437145
What's better? Being bored or totally writing an awesome zombie fic?

(Also, get a room you two! Makin' me feel like an old perv for stumbling in on this conversation lolz.)

[Cawfee]

2437558

Hey, you don't know it's even good
I just wrote it because I wanted to see Vinyl killing zombies and taunting the hell out of them. IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A PLOT.

But aren't you just a creepy 50 year old?

[Car Cloth]

2437561
Hey - most of the stuff in the feature box doesn't have a plot! (I'm lookin' at you, clop!) You're sure to wow and impress with zombies! And Vinyl!

(Gosh - you're makin' me feel like a creepy 50 year old all over again! Kids these days!)

[Cawfee]

2437604

I like this optimism But dang clop gets a free pass, on account of having plenty of the other kind of plot

I know, right? Ugh, kids..

[The Sexy Assistant]

2437558

2437319 Good for you. I'm at school and it's sheeeeit.

[Cawfee]

2437682

Ew, school. So boring and incredibly mood killing. Must be hell, being horny in school

[The Sexy Assistant]

2437693 You have no idea.

[Cawfee]

2437827

Come oonnnn Sexy, just hang in there till you get home

[The Sexy Assistant]

2437842 Nnhhh~ ... *30 more minutes* It hurts...

[Cawfee]

2437855

I'm cheering for you. You can hold out.

[The Sexy Assistant]

2437866 I made it! *Runs into bathroom and touches herself*

[Cawfee]

2437922

I knew you could do it

Now enjoy sweet release.

[The Sexy Assistant]

2437966 Done. Have you watched Breaking Bad..?

[Cawfee]

2437994

Yay and no
But I really wanna!

[The Sexy Assistant]

2437999 Cool. ... Do you like Coke or do you prefer ice tea..?

[Cawfee]

2438013

Oh, I like both ;n;
But, coke, maybe?

What about you?

[The Sexy Assistant]

2438021 I like mystery third option: Red Bull.

[Cawfee]

2438052

Dang. Well I like Red Bull but don't really have it too often

But what about coffee? D'ya like coffee?

[The Sexy Assistant]

2438066 Nope, I'm too British for that.

[Cawfee]

2438070

Well if you're so British, you must like Doctor Who and Sherlock.

Do ye?

[The Sexy Assistant]

2438081 I used to.

It's more of an American thing now anyway.

[Cawfee]

2438090

Aw, why don't you like 'em anymore?

Yeah, Doctor Who's more an American thing but.. but..

[The Sexy Assistant]

2438106 I never really liked Sherlock. Too mainstream, plus he's too OP for me. I prefer British detective series which are slightly more sedate - like Broad church.

[Cawfee]

2438146

Oooh, I should watch this Broadchurch. You know another detective show I liked? Midsomer Murders You ever watch that?

[The Sexy Assistant]

2438150 Yeah. It's great.

[Cawfee]

2438156

I'm downloading Broadchurch now since it looks rather fun

Now, onto serious matters: Pancakes or Waffles?

[The Sexy Assistant]

2438168 Pancakes, I like to role them up and slide them in my mouth.

[Cawfee]

2438171

Well, well, whoever has breakfast with you is sure to get a meal and a show of sorts

[The Sexy Assistant]

2438180 More seriousness... Would you do the same at the other side..?

[Cawfee]

2438184

But of course, I don't see why not

[The Sexy Assistant]

2438191 Haaawt! Would you mind if I did the same for your penis..?

[Cawfee]

2438194

Oh of course not, though you'd have to let me return the favor

[The Sexy Assistant]

2438215 No.

[Cawfee]

2438263

Butt why

I say you're lying

[The Sexy Assistant]

2438274 Nope. *Ties you to a chair*

[Cawfee]

2438282

*wriggles about, nearly toppling the chair*

*pouts*