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Cawfee


I usually have something witty to say but for the love of Bat Ponies, this is ridiculous. So have a quote. “We’re all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?” — The Doctor.

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Sep
7th
2014

Boredom is a powerful thing. · 6:14pm Sep 7th, 2014

You wanna know how powerful?

It's made me come up with the most random of random fics I've ever thought of. Involving Vinyl surviving a Zombie apocalypse. Dear me, I might even post it. Something stop me.

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Comments ( 47 )

Sounds like it would make for a popular story. o.o

*chants* Post it! Post it!

Bet 20 bits it gets featured. :heart:

You two were supposed to be stopping me! :raritydespair::rainbowlaugh:

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D'aww, you're too kind to me :heart:



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I don't have enough yet :rainbowlaugh:
I might when I feel I've written at least a decent amount.

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And I love you, too :rainbowkiss::heart:

2437276

That, my dear Sexy ass is impossible :rainbowkiss: :heart:

2437285

You know it's been a while since we properly conversed, how are you? :rainbowkiss:

2437290 Tired and horny. How about you..? :heart:

2437296

Tired and not horny :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

'Tis a lazy day :heart:

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What's better? Being bored or totally writing an awesome zombie fic?

(Also, get a room you two! Makin' me feel like an old perv for stumbling in on this conversation lolz.)

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Hey, you don't know it's even good :rainbowlaugh:
I just wrote it because I wanted to see Vinyl killing zombies and taunting the hell out of them. IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A PLOT.


But aren't you just a creepy 50 year old? :trollestia:

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Hey - most of the stuff in the feature box doesn't have a plot! (I'm lookin' at you, clop!) You're sure to wow and impress with zombies! And Vinyl! :rainbowlaugh:

(Gosh - you're makin' me feel like a creepy 50 year old all over again! Kids these days!) :raritydespair:

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I like this optimism :rainbowlaugh: But dang clop gets a free pass, on account of having plenty of the other kind of plot :facehoof:

I know, right? Ugh, kids.. :rainbowlaugh:

2437558 :heart: :heart:

2437319 Good for you. I'm at school and it's sheeeeit.

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Ew, school. So boring and incredibly mood killing. Must be hell, being horny in school :rainbowlaugh:

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Come oonnnn Sexy, just hang in there till you get home :rainbowlaugh:

2437842 Nnhhh~ ... *30 more minutes* It hurts...

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I'm cheering for you. You can hold out. :heart::pinkiecrazy:

2437866 I made it! :heart: *Runs into bathroom and touches herself*

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I knew you could do it :moustache:

Now enjoy sweet release. :rainbowlaugh:

2437966 Done. :heart: Have you watched Breaking Bad..?

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Yay and no :fluttershyouch:
But I really wanna!

2437999 Cool. :rainbowkiss: ... Do you like Coke or do you prefer ice tea..? :heart:

2438013

Oh, I like both ;n;
But, coke, maybe?

What about you? :duck:

2438021 I like mystery third option: Red Bull. :heart:

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Dang. Well I like Red Bull but don't really have it too often :twilightsheepish:

But what about coffee? D'ya like coffee? :trixieshiftright:

2438066 Nope, I'm too British for that. :heart:

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Well if you're so British, you must like Doctor Who and Sherlock. :heart:

Do ye? :trixieshiftright:

2438081 I used to. :fluttershysad: :heart:

It's more of an American thing now anyway.

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Aw, why don't you like 'em anymore? :fluttershysad:

Yeah, Doctor Who's more an American thing but.. but..

2438106 I never really liked Sherlock. Too mainstream, plus he's too OP for me. I prefer British detective series which are slightly more sedate - like Broad church. :heart:

2438146

Oooh, I should watch this Broadchurch. You know another detective show I liked? Midsomer Murders :heart: You ever watch that?

2438156

I'm downloading Broadchurch now since it looks rather fun :heart: :rainbowlaugh:

Now, onto serious matters: Pancakes or Waffles? :trixieshiftleft:

2438168 Pancakes, I like to role them up and slide them in my mouth. :heart:

2438171

Well, well, whoever has breakfast with you is sure to get a meal and a show of sorts :heart::rainbowlaugh:

2438180 More seriousness... Would you do the same at the other side..? :heart:

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But of course, I don't see why not :heart:

2438191 Haaawt! Would you mind if I did the same for your penis..? :heart:

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Oh of course not, though you'd have to let me return the favor :rainbowkiss::heart:

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Butt why :raritydespair:

I say you're lying :heart:

2438274 Nope. :duck: *Ties you to a chair* :heart:

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*wriggles about, nearly toppling the chair*

*pouts* :heart:

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