• Member Since 13th Jun, 2013
  • offline last seen Last Wednesday

Super Trampoline


"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

More Blog Posts1101

  • 3 weeks
    Finally made it to Babscon

    What a long strange trip it's been. This is much harder to do on the fly with a disabled girlfriend than flying solo. Honestly it's a good lesson but yeah I'm here I'm queer and I'm ready to party with my peers and also apparently work at the conop's desk for the next few hours once I get GS electric wheelchair out and charging. As always look for the short fat white guy currently with a beard

    Read More

    0 comments · 57 views
  • 3 weeks
    EDIT: IRL Friend loaned me $10. Gonna make it to Burlingame.Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bi

    Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bit and other fund generation?

    Read More

    4 comments · 65 views
  • 4 weeks
    Starlight 🤝🪁🪁🪁🤝Gazans

    I'm going to try to publish a story about kite flying on the 30th and encourage you to do so as well.

    Read More

    0 comments · 68 views
  • 6 weeks
    BABSCon 2024

    Facebook places who's going to Bay area brownie spectacular convention at the end of the month? It'll be my first pony convention in like 2 years almost cuz finances have been shit and I've been taking care of my disabled girlfriend etc but she is going to be coming with me and going to her first Brony convention since 2013 Equestria LA, when she was harassed a bunch and dealt with a ton of

    Read More

    1 comments · 77 views
  • 8 weeks
    On Death

    I call myself a hopeful agnostic. I vigorously want there to be an afterlife, where there's joy, justice, and fellowship for all God's creatures, great and small. I am unbelievably terrified of the prospect that one day I will cease to exist. And I want so desperately for all entities across space and time who have felt hurt and pain and suffering and helplessness and confusion and fear to feel

    Read More

    13 comments · 148 views
Sep
1st
2014

Super Writes Short Stories Sitting In the Bathtub: Give Me Prompts! · 8:19pm Sep 1st, 2014

Hello tramper's! I am currently enjoying my Labor Day sitting in a bathtub using my phone's Talk-to-text system. Hopefully I don't drop it.

Anyway, I want to write some really small stories. So throw up a prompt in the comments, and I'll respond with a 50 to 200 word story. It's that simple! Let's get started!

Comments ( 10 )

Sweetie Belle gets a mohawk. Rarity is not pleased.

Haha, why are you in the bathtub?

Rainbow Dash's real hair color is pastels.

Fluttershy and Pinkie have a horror movie night and Fluttershy actually likes horror movies.

Karaoke but no one sings wells cause their VA for the singing parts are on their day off.

They have to get new shoes put on but it's like the ones real horses use.

Twilight learns Celestia doesn't really control the sun.
Luna's adventure with nightmare on the moon.
Twilight goes to another dimension.
Spike meets his future self.
Twilight meets death, maybe they have tea?

2420306 "SWEETIE! What happened to your mane?!"

"I got a mohawk, Rarity. Isn't it cool?"

"Cool? Cool!? No, it's not cool! It looks horrible! What ever possessed you to--Wait, let me guess: Cutie Mark Crusaders Mane cutters?

Sweetie Belle hung her head a little. "Well, yeah, but... Yeah. I was just hoping you'd like it. That's all."

Rarity scrunched her face and suppressed a gag. "Okay, perhaps it isn't my style. But you truly like it?"

"Of course. I wouldn't have done it otherwise."

"Then Darling, I can't fault you for doing this."

"You mean, you're not mad at me?"

"No, I'm not. Though I can't speak for our parents. I'm afraid you're on your own there.

Sweetie squeaked and collided into hugging Rarity. "BEST SISTER EVER!"

Rarity smiled, attempting halfheartedly to untangle herself from the filly. "Though I must ask, however did you cut your own mane so well, if not--shall we say--uncouthly."

"Oh, I didn't cut it. Scoots did! Pretty good, huh? She did Apple Bloom too!"

Rarity raised an eyebrow. "Oh did she? I better trot over there and soften the blow."


...Meanwhile...

"APPLE BLOOM APPLE! WHY ARE YOU BALD?!"

Instead of using the Elements, Nightmare Moon is hugged into submission.

The Tree of Harmony hates ponies.

Spike tries to eat the Crystal Empire.

2420334 Meir "Mayor Mare" Mayer always felt a little nervous around spas. It wasn't that she didn't like facials and hooficures--not that she was extremely fond of them, mind you. It was that spas were usually the only places that carried her mane dye. The ponies of Ponyville might have forgotten the embarrassing expose the Foal Free Press printed, thanks to a powerful memory wipe courtesy of a certain (great and) powerful blue unicorn, but every visit she made was another chance to blow her cover.

Luckily, she was not in Ponyville. She was far to the north, currently in the Crystal Empire for the Equestria Games. Here, she thought as she rummaged through her (naturally pink hair) for some bits, she was an unimportant nopony.

END OF PART ONE

Prompts, eh?

Twilight and the Royal Guard gather the Mane Six because they know there is a changeling among them. It turns out it's Angel Bunny.

Pinkie and Rainbow came back from Griffonstone without a single souvenir. Not a book, not a scone, not a single really, really important priceless artifact.

Twilight haz a sad.

A small group of changelings discover one of them is a pony pretending to be a changeling using cheesy costumes, Krackle-style.

Twilight attempts to invent the "mobile tactical library" (bookmobile wagon). Nopony else thinks it is an interesting idea.

Colgate has to deal with Pinkie Pie's fear of dentists.

Party Favor, Cheese Sandwich, Pinkie Pie, and Discord are all in a room.

Login or register to comment