Goddamn RainbowBob and His Goddamn Challenging Ice Buckets · 8:45pm Aug 26th, 2014
So, like the asshole he is, RainbowBob decided it would be a great idea to jump on the ASL bucket o’ ice challenge wagon and challenge me. Again, see: asshole. Well, he decided to take the easy way out and use the Patrick Stewart defense by just drinking a rum and coke and donating money. Fuck that shit. That’s baby stuff. If you think I’m gonna let this son of a bitch outdo me, you don’t know me. What’d he donate? $200? HA! FUCKING HA! What’s 200 bucks gonna cure? ALS FOR ANTS?
Nah, mang. You wanna cure ALS, you gotta go balls-fucking-deep. That’s why I, alex “still needs a cool nickname” magnet, am officially raising the fucking bar on this nonsense. I’m going to literally donate EVERY GODDAMN PENNY I HAVE. You don’t believe me? Fuck you, here’s your goddamn proof.
First, let’s get things started off right. I’m not having no pussy-ass rum and coke, like Bob. I’m having fucking whiskey, like a real man. So let’s get our coke first.
Then we GET RID OF THAT SHIT. I’m not ruining my $60/bottle Irish whiskey with fucking coke.
All right, now let’s grab our whiskey. Shout outs to Red Breast, my favorite kind of boob.
Baboom! Let’s pour ourselves a drink.
You know what? Bob did one drink, but I think I can do more. Let’s pour another glass.
Meh, that’s not enough.
It’s difficult to take a picture while pouring with your other hand, so let’s try this again.
Better, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut…
Friggin’ cat, ruining my pictures. Get off my lawn, Ellie!
Dammit, she’s still there. Oh well, at least this is a decent picture. Anyway, let’s GET TO DONATIN’ UP IN THIS BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!
BABOOM! ONE PENNY.
FUGGIN’ TWO PENNY. FUGGET ABOUT IT.
Okay, this is taking too long. Let’s just skip to the end.
Fuckin’ right, boyoh. YOU THOUGHT I WAS KIDDING ABOUT DONATING EVERY PENNY I HAD. Now let’s drink this shit so we can cure SLA and move the fuck on with our lives.
That’s one down. Four to go.
Two down. Still feelin’ good.
Okay, starting to feel a little light headed now…
Yep… definitely feeling it. Maybe five was too much. Too bad I still have one to go. Someone send me some lemons.
Okay… that was entirely too much whiskey to have on a Tuesday afternoon. If I don’t post the next picture, someone call the truant officer.
Oh thank, Shiva... I’m still alive. Don’t worry, folks. SAL is cured now. Let’s throw a party, but don’t bring any booze. I’m just gonna sit down over here and, uhh… yeah… y’know. Nah, it’s cool, man. I’m fine. I’m just… gonna take a nap real quick. Let me know when they send me my award for curing LAS.
Oh yeah, before I forget. I’m nominating:
Have fun, you fuckheads.
Ya goddamn bonzone, what cha think ya are, a goon?
Ha, you didn't even fill the glasses halfway. You sure must like doing the dishes, bitch. =P
Oh god dammit.
Not pictured: envelope full of pennies addressed to "ALS"
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>Didn't pour water on self
>Drank alcohol
>Drank bitch amounts of alcohol
>Nominated more than three people
>Donated like $0.60 or some shit
>Didn't even lick his own elbow
You will suffer.
I'm trying to get my uncle to let me fill the hot tub with ice. I'll take a couple minutes' soak, and show my dedication with the ten dollars I don't already have spoken for.
Off course, this is all only if I can get the ice, and my uncle relents.
This is the best blog post ever.
2404251 On the off chance that I might be helping, ALS is a neuron-degenerative disorder where over time you lose control of your body. It's pretty much waking up every day more and more paralyzed until you can't breathe on your own and then you die. Not something anyone wants to deal with and as far as I know there is no cure.
2405359 Knew it was something awful. I had plans to donate until reading RedApropos journal. Next paycheck.
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I noticed you have some Canadian money.
I approve.
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There's also at least one €2 coin.
2403531 What does ALS stand for?
Where did you get the icon for your avatar?