DND with regi and pascal. · 2:03am Aug 24th, 2014

Never let Regi DM, he has no mercy. God i hate chat log blogs

Dark Wizard: Tomoko

But in a wizard hat.
Stats:
STR: 11
DEX: 11
CON:8
INT: 14
WIS: 19
CHA: 8
LCK: 7
Saves: Fort -2, Ref +1, Will +9
HP: 12
Armor: Cultist robes +1 (+2 magic), cultist hood +1 (+1 magic)
Weapons: Skull sceptor 1d6-3, sacrifical dagger 1d4-3
Other equips: Spiderweb gloves +1 magic and climb, pixie skull pendant +1 luck and +2 magic
Spells: Eldritch blast 1d4+9 damage, dread bolt 1d4+9 damage, summon demon I, summon undead I
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/a/arcane-mark
Dark wizard abilities: Demonologist, can speak the tongue of demons; blood sacrfice, can sacrifice HP to gain spell power, or minions to gain HP.
Inventory: Demonic runes, warlock's spellbook, pile of bones

[00:05:50] Benny: NOON
[00:05:59] Benny: Josiah leans against a tree and sighs heavily
[00:06:12] Benny: “It’s been 10 years since my son was killed by VAMPIRES"
[00:06:20] Benny: A single manly tear rolls down his cheek
[00:06:29] Benny: “When will the pain in my heart be healed?"
[00:06:58] Wrouth: Tomoko is walking through the brush, squinting her eyes at the barest hint of sunlight on her pasty skin and so tries to stick to the shade
[00:07:12] Wrouth: You know tomoko rite pascal?
[00:07:17] Benny: Yes
[00:07:27] Benny: You mean in game, or out of game?
[00:07:29] Wrouth: Except with long elf ears and a blueish tint
[00:07:31] Wrouth: Out of game
[00:07:34] Benny: out of game, I know her
[00:07:35] Benny: yes
[00:08:24] Wrouth: Anywho she cracks her back and sighs, muttering something about anti-demonology laws pertaining to her current predickament of fucking around in the woods
[00:09:04] Wrouth: She is considering summoning a small tenticle beast for reasons when suddenly
[00:09:21] Wrouth: She comes to a clearing
[00:09:34] regidar: The bright sunlight scorches her skin.
[00:09:45] Wrouth: And freezes as across it she can see some faggot in a fedora
[00:09:45] regidar: ROLL FOR SAVE AGAINST CANCER
[00:09:49] Wrouth: hue
[00:10:05] Benny: Josiah lifts his Bark Fedora and gasps
[00:10:18] Benny: “VAMPIRE fucking around in my woods!"
[00:10:30] regidar: wait, a fedora on TOP of your hood?
[00:10:34] Benny: I guess?
[00:10:35] Wrouth: I avert my gaze an back off into the shade hopeing he didn't spot me and was actually gasping at something else
[00:10:38] Benny: Wrath brought it up
[00:10:40] Benny: so it’s cannon now
[00:10:42] regidar: kek
[00:10:43] Wrouth: hue
[00:11:02] Benny: “The hell you go?!” Josiah shouts.
[00:11:07] Benny: “I’ll find you, VAMPIRE!”
[00:11:21] Wrouth: "oh fuck me..." I start running, vaguely insulted
[00:11:27] regidar: Which direction?
[00:11:30] Benny: Josiah grabs his staff and stands with his butt against a tree.
[00:11:32] Wrouth: away
[00:11:35] Wrouth: obviously
[00:11:50] Wrouth: I can run fast and quickly run out of breath
[00:12:10] regidar: Pascal, does Josiah run across the clearing after her, or does he continue to molest the tree?
[00:12:13] Wrouth: bad idea, better summon an dretch to scare this pesant off, hope to god it actually obeys me this time
[00:12:24] Benny: When he sees her run, he sprints into action
[00:12:32] regidar: ROLL A REFLEX SAVE
[00:12:35] regidar: Josiah
[00:12:39] Benny: FUUUUUUCK
[00:12:45] Benny: thats
[00:12:52] Benny: 1d20+2?
[00:12:52] Wrouth: i have no idea what a reflex save is
[00:12:59] regidar: it's on your chart
[00:13:01] regidar: Ref
[00:13:01] Benny: it’s right under lck
[00:13:03] Benny: Luck
[00:13:05] Benny: stat
[00:13:07] Benny: underneath that
[00:13:08] regidar: yeah
[00:13:11] regidar: you have +2?
[00:13:13] regidar: pascal
[00:13:16] Benny: yeah
[00:13:18] Benny: that’s what it says
[00:13:18] regidar: k
[00:13:19] regidar: roll
[00:13:22] Benny: ok
[00:13:36] Benny: 7
[00:13:38] regidar: lel
[00:13:40] Benny: +2 is 9
[00:13:52] regidar: THE GROUND CRUMBLES BENEATH YOU
[00:13:53] Benny: Josiah instantly trips over his Bark Shoelaces and face plants into the ground
[00:14:05] Wrouth: i laugh over my shoulder
[00:14:11] Benny: "FUUUUUUUCK!"
[00:14:11] regidar: As Josiah hits the ground
[00:14:15] Wrouth: Severally out of breath
[00:14:20] regidar: It begins to crak away like the place he just was
[00:14:28] regidar: and he falls down into a deep, black pit
[00:14:32] regidar: ROLL ANOTHER REFLEX SAVE
[00:14:42] Wrouth: I dunno wats goin on
[00:14:47] Benny: fuuuuuuck
[00:14:53] Benny: 4
[00:14:56] Benny: +2 is 6
[00:14:59] regidar: Tomoko simply sees the ground begin to crumble out in the clearing
[00:15:01] Wrouth: But whilst this is happening i take a breather and hug a tree
[00:15:05] regidar: And hears the sound of dirt and roots snapping
[00:15:20] Benny: Josiah screams and flails his arms and legs impotently, but cannot get up
[00:15:33] regidar: JOSIAH FALLS INTO THE PIT, AND IS NOW IN A FREE FALL
[00:15:40] Wrouth: I kind of saunter over near the edge of the crevice
[00:15:52] Benny: FUUUUUUUUUCK VAMPIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiires……."
[00:16:01] Benny: he says as he falls into the abyss
[00:16:03 | Edited 00:16:15] Wrouth: And leer down creepily with a grin, my arm covering my face from the sun
[00:16:12] regidar: Pascal
[00:16:14] regidar: make another
[00:16:17] regidar: REFLEX SAAAAVE
[00:16:20] Benny: OOOOOOH SHIT
[00:16:25] Benny: 5
[00:16:27] Benny: +2 is 7
[00:16:31] regidar: also wrath make a
[00:16:31] Benny: This site is fucking rigged
[00:16:33] regidar: REFELX SAVE
[00:16:37] Wrouth: y
[00:16:51 | Edited 00:16:56] regidar: because the ground is beginning to crumble around the edges too
[00:16:58] Wrouth: aw gay
[00:17:05] Wrouth: I scream loudly
[00:17:19] Wrouth: Also I got +1 ref
[00:17:22] Wrouth: What is dis?
[00:17:31] Wrouth: 9?
[00:17:31] regidar: what you add after you roll
[00:17:41] regidar: k
[00:17:48] Wrouth: >20
[00:17:54] Benny: Fak u wrath
[00:18:06] Wrouth: I jump back away from the crumbling erath
[00:18:13] Wrouth: not even falling on my ass this time
[00:18:15] regidar: You land safely in a bush
[00:18:17] regidar: MEANWHILE
[00:18:23] Wrouth: Wait wot
[00:18:40] regidar: JOSIAH floudners towards the bottom of the pit.
[00:19:04] Benny: “Nooo if only I was a bird!”
[00:19:12] Wrouth: My head leans over the edge of the pit, with no danger of falling in
[00:19:19] Wrouth: because fuck you I'm prone
[00:19:34] Wrouth: i gaze down with my tired, bag ridden eyes
[00:19:48] Benny: have I hit the bottom yet?
[00:19:56 | Edited 00:20:08] Wrouth: "h-hey, hows it goin"
[00:20:28] regidar: JOSIAH HITS THE BOTTOM
[00:20:35] regidar: and lands on a giant mushroom, completely unharmed
[00:20:41] Wrouth: "aw"
[00:20:44] regidar: Unfortunately for him, rocks fall as well
[00:20:45] Benny: “Ooof!”
[00:20:51] Benny: “Good thing this mushroom was here
[00:20:57] regidar: Dealing six damage.
[00:21:04] Benny: “I would have fallen on my unprotected buttocks.”
[00:21:09] Wrouth: I laugh
[00:21:09] Benny: “OW MY HEAD!"
[00:21:23] Benny: “Stupid Bark Fedora!"
[00:21:32] Benny: Josiah looks up
[00:21:38] Wrouth: "y-you okay down there"? I yell as loudly as casual conversation
[00:21:52] Benny: “You laugh while you can, VAMPIRE! I’ll get revenge on you!"
[00:21:54] Wrouth: in a croaky voice
[00:22:08 | Edited 00:22:09] regidar: Josiah's nose is bleeding
[00:22:09] Wrouth: "vam- fuck you asshole" i scretch
[00:22:26] Benny: “Wait, you’re not a vampire?"
[00:22:34] Wrouth: I have this freaky bipolar rage going on as i summon a small tenticle beast
[00:22:49] Wrouth: How du regi?
[00:23:00] regidar: ROLL
[00:23:06 | Edited 00:23:08] regidar: AND ADD YOUR WISDOM
[00:23:11] regidar: MODIFER
[00:23:13] Wrouth: Rolll..... (wot exactly)
[00:23:15] regidar: (+9)
[00:23:21] Benny: 1d20, i reckon
[00:23:22] regidar: and roll a d20
[00:23:27 | Edited 00:23:42] Wrouth: so 1d20 +19?
[00:23:34] regidar: wat no
[00:23:36] Wrouth: Whats the +9 for?
[00:23:36] Benny: wait
[00:23:38 | Edited 00:23:41] regidar: 1d20 +9
[00:23:45] regidar: that is your modifer
[00:23:48] Benny: should I have been adding my +7 luck bonuses to my Reflex saves?
[00:23:51] regidar: for the skill
[00:24:01] Wrouth: What's wisdom even for then?
[00:24:02] Benny: Too late now, but should I have?
[00:24:03] regidar: [00:23] Benny:

<<< should I have been adding my +7 luck bonuses to my Reflex saves?only the first time, but it's too late
[00:24:07] Benny: ok
[00:24:13] regidar: [00:23] Wrouth:

<<< What's wisdom even for then?what u men
[00:24:21] regidar: for every number above ten
[00:24:21] Wrouth: It doesn't do anything
[00:24:24] regidar: +9
[00:24:25] Benny: Just roll the dice he tells you to roll, wrath
[00:24:26] Wrouth: ah
[00:24:28] regidar: every number below ten
[00:24:29] Wrouth: got you
[00:24:31] regidar: if it was like
[00:24:32] regidar: 8
[00:24:32] Wrouth: Still
[00:24:33] regidar: -2
[00:24:38] regidar: DND BIIITCH
[00:24:45] regidar: just add your will save
[00:24:46] Wrouth: what do you need to succeed?
[00:24:56] regidar: you roll against the tentacle beast
[00:25:00] regidar: which i roll for
[00:25:03] regidar: NOW ROLL
[00:25:06] Wrouth: 14
[00:25:09] Wrouth: So much math
[00:25:19] regidar: Tomoko summons a small ball fo tentacles
[00:25:20] Wrouth: Doesn't matter because I summon it over the hole
[00:25:26] regidar: covered in a viscious clear slime
[00:25:31] regidar: and it falls down the hole
[00:25:34] regidar: JOSIAH
[00:25:36] Benny: “Ye gods!"
[00:25:41] Benny: I cast VINE WHIP
[00:25:43] Wrouth: i summon another
[00:25:48] Benny: on the tentacle beast
[00:25:52] regidar: alright
[00:26:02] regidar: roll d20 pascal
[00:26:12] Benny: 13
[00:26:54] regidar: SUCCESS
[00:26:56] regidar: ROLE FOR DAMAGE
[00:26:59] Benny: 1d4?
[00:27:03] regidar: yeh
[00:27:10] Benny: 3!
[00:27:15] Benny: eat it, bitch!
[00:27:31] Benny: Josiah summons a vine and whips it!
[00:27:33] regidar: The tentacles beast is nearly blow in half by the force of the vine.
[00:27:43] regidar: when it lands, it splatters into a grey ooze
[00:27:53] Benny: “Get fucked, you vampire bitch!” Josiah shouts
[00:28:02] Wrouth: meanwhile tomoko watches in mild annoyance as she summons another tenticle beast
[00:28:25] regidar: ROOOLL
[00:28:29] Wrouth: "fedora wearing autist!"
[00:28:39] Wrouth: >22
[00:28:43] Benny: oh shit
[00:28:46] regidar: Josiah's fedora was crushed by the rocks
[00:28:59] Benny: My Bark Fedora offered no protection
[00:29:04 | Edited 00:29:05] Wrouth: if I roll higher do I summon a larger tenticle beast?
[00:29:04] regidar: kek
[00:29:10] regidar: no
[00:29:14] regidar: you have to learn how first
[00:29:24] Wrouth: How do you du?
[00:29:32] regidar: read a book bitch
[00:29:35] regidar: ANYWAY
[00:29:48] regidar: The new tentacle beast phases into existance and falls down the hole.
[00:29:56] Benny: Josiah casts VINE WHIP
[00:30:00 | Edited 00:30:01] regidar: Rooll
[00:30:01] Wrouth: i grin in amusment
[00:30:03] Benny: 15
[00:30:15] regidar: ROLL FOR DAMAGE
[00:30:20] Benny: 2
[00:30:26 | Edited 00:30:34] Wrouth: "fight you fucking peasant, fight for your god" I mutter creepily under my breath
[00:30:35] regidar: The vine WHIPS the tentacle beast
[00:30:44 | Edited 00:30:49] regidar: unfortunately, it only leaves a HEAVY laceration
[00:31:00] regidar: fortunately, it expires upon contact with the ground
[00:31:11] regidar: right on top of the grey ooze reminents of before
[00:31:26] Benny: “It seems we are evenly matched in the magical arts!” Josiah says.
[00:31:47 | Edited 00:31:52] Wrouth: "fuck you, you don't know shit about higher knowlage!!!"
[00:32:03] Benny: “How is it that you can bear the suns holy rays, vampire?”
[00:32:16] Wrouth: I swear incomprehensively
[00:32:49 | Edited 00:32:51] Wrouth: "FUCK YOU, I'm not a gods damned vampire you baffoon!"
[00:32:56] Benny: Josiah blinks in confusion
[00:33:05] Benny: “But your hideous, corpse-like visage!”
[00:33:37] Wrouth: Tomoko summons another tenticle beast whilst nearly foarming at the mouth
[00:34:12] Wrouth: (don't worry it'll die upon contact with the floor)
[00:34:19] Benny: roll for it
[00:34:25] Wrouth: I got 24
[00:34:32] Benny: ok
[00:34:39] Benny: I cast VINE WHIP ON THE TENTACLE BEAST
[00:34:45] Benny: 14
[00:34:57] Benny: this is fucking hilarious, btw
[00:35:01] Benny: I’m giggling in real life
[00:35:10] regidar: hue
[00:35:19] Benny: is 14 good enough for vine whip
[00:35:20] Benny: ?
[00:35:35] regidar: Your vine whip MISSES
[00:35:38] Wrouth: I get up and start jumping up and down near the edgy of the hole "DON'T. FUCKING. CALL. ME. PALE. YOU .FUCKING. ASSHOLE"
[00:35:38] Benny: oh shit!
[00:35:39] regidar: and hits the WALL
[00:35:54] regidar: Combined with Tomoko's unwise JUMPING
[00:35:59] regidar: TOMOKO
[00:36:00] regidar: MAKE A
[00:36:02] regidar: REFLEX
[00:36:04] regidar: SAAAAAVE
[00:36:05] Wrouth: OOOOO
[00:36:10] Wrouth: I knew what i was doing
[00:36:21] regidar: also the tentacles beast lands on the puddle of it's two vbretheren
[00:36:24] Wrouth: 19
[00:36:25] regidar: reduced to one hit point
[00:36:29] regidar: badly damaged
[00:36:32] Wrouth: i fall backwards
[00:36:37] regidar: it wiggles its tentacles pathetically
[00:36:58] regidar: Tomoko manages to NOT FALL DOWN
[00:37:03] regidar: into the pit
[00:37:13] Wrouth: but manage to escape the falling rocks, breathing heavily with rage and mild supprise
[00:37:19] regidar: as more earth crumbles away, it puts the tetacles beast out of its misery
[00:37:25] regidar: Josiah
[00:37:27] regidar: what do
[00:37:44] Wrouth: I pick up and throw a rock with anger
[00:37:47] Benny: “Wait!” Josiah says. “Perhaps I was hasty. If you are not a vampire, then who are you?”
[00:37:55] regidar: TOO LATE
[00:37:56] regidar: THE ROCK
[00:37:59] regidar: IS FALLING
[00:38:00] Wrouth: [00:37] Wrouth:

<<< I pick up and throw a rock with anger
[00:38:00] Benny: FUCK
[00:38:05] Wrouth: before he can finish the sentence
[00:38:08] Benny: do I reflex
[00:38:09] Benny: ?
[00:38:14] Wrouth: let me roll first
[00:38:19] regidar: actually you can just walk away from that
[00:38:20] regidar: it's a rock
[00:38:31] regidar: and this is a fairly deep pit
[00:38:33] Wrouth: I get a negative because I'm weak as shit and a poor shot, plus I'm angry
[00:38:46] Wrouth: Roll purely to see if i hit him or not
[00:38:51] regidar: k
[00:39:31] Wrouth: -3
[00:39:42 | Edited 00:40:28] Wrouth: (I put the negative in there because I'm angry)
[00:39:59 | Edited 00:40:54] Wrouth: I let go too late and end up flipping end over end into the pit
[00:40:39] Wrouth: Any objections?
[00:41:14] regidar: nope
[00:41:15] regidar: MAKE
[00:41:16] regidar: A
[00:41:18] regidar: REFLEX
[00:41:19] regidar: SAAAVE
[00:41:34] Wrouth: >2
[00:41:36] Wrouth: I'ma die
[00:42:25 | Edited 00:43:28] Wrouth: Arms windmilling fruitlessly I keel over backwards and fall head first into the darkness
[00:42:35] Benny: I try to catch her, if I can
[00:44:19] regidar: okay
[00:44:29] regidar: reflex for pascal
[00:44:31] Wrouth: Was there a bit of lag there?
[00:44:38] Benny: do I get luck bonus this time?
[00:44:54] regidar: yes
[00:44:58] Benny: ok
[00:45:10] Benny: so thats
[00:45:12] regidar: subtract wrath's luck penalty though
[00:45:16] Benny: 1d20+9
[00:45:21] Benny: whats ur luck penalty?
[00:45:26] Wrouth: -3
[00:45:30] Benny: ok
[00:45:33] Benny: 1d20+6
[00:45:47] Benny: 11+6=17
[00:45:48 | Removed 00:45:58] Wrouth: This message has been removed.
[00:46:08] Wrouth: So wait
[00:46:11] Wrouth: Question
[00:46:17] Wrouth: what do you have to roll to succeed?
[00:46:31] Benny: its’ a number based on how hard the task is, I think
[00:46:39] Benny: so its different every time
[00:46:58] regidar: you catch her!
[00:46:58] Wrouth: Do I die regi-kun?
[00:47:01] Wrouth: Yay
[00:47:02] Benny: yay
[00:47:12] Benny: “Oomph! I got you."
[00:47:23] Benny: I put the strange Lolita on the ground
[00:47:28] Benny: (on her feet)
[00:47:35] regidar: now
[00:47:37] regidar: >rape
[00:47:45] Wrouth: I'm gasping for breath and in my mindless panic i latch onto you and can't let go
[00:47:59] Wrouth: Also shaking
[00:48:05] Benny: Josiah feels his cheeks grow hot. That feeling in his chest. Could it be…?
[00:48:20] Benny: “Um… Well… That was… Pointless?” Josiah says.
[00:48:23] Wrouth: (he discovers he is a pedophile)
[00:48:53] regidar: isn't tomoko like 800 tho
[00:49:02] Wrouth: (for she doesn't have breasts, or at least they're not visible from under the cloth)
[00:49:09] Wrouth: Na she's like 29
[00:49:19] Wrouth: But looks like a child
[00:49:30] Benny: “I am Josiah Shanxton, and these are my woods, although I don’t remember a big pit being here. Who are you?” Josiah says.
[00:49:36 | Edited 00:49:47] Wrouth: 5ft 2 with no curves, poor posture ect
[00:51:25] Wrouth: I look at him as I slowly regain my senses, I'm still shaking as I let go and fall onto the ground "h-h-I...I'm so s-sorry for a-attacking you, p-p-please d-don't hurt me"
[00:52:16] Benny: “Well, I guess that’s ok. You came at kind of a bad time. I was just reliving the death of my son for the tenth time today, so I guess you startled me.”
[00:52:24] Benny: “He was killed by VAMPIRES!”
[00:52:33] Benny: singlemanlytear.gif
[00:52:45] Wrouth: She winces as you shout vampires ".....ok...."
[00:52:59] Benny: Josiah looks around the pit
[00:53:10] Wrouth: I get up and glance around
[00:53:21] Wrouth: "i-its tomoko by the way"
[00:54:13] Wrouth: (whats the cave like regi?)
[00:54:18] Wrouth: I too examine the cave
[00:54:45] regidar: The cave
[00:54:55] regidar: is actuallya square room
[00:55:07] regidar: with lots of dirt and rocks everywhere, as well as a colony of giant shrooms
[00:55:17] regidar: to the EAST is not a wall
[00:55:23 | Edited 00:55:25] regidar: but a large hallway
[00:55:33] regidar: that has muddy footprints leading down it...
[00:55:56] Wrouth: 'well shit this looks ominous, good thing I have some gullable cannon fodder here with me to take the blows' I think to myself "I-i don't like the look of this, it isn't n-natural"
[00:56:34] Benny: “Hmm. But if it is manmade, then it must lead somewhere. Perhaps we can find a way out of this pit if we go onward."
[00:56:46 | Edited 00:56:51] Wrouth: "y-yea..."
[00:56:49] Benny: “Uh… You don’t happen to have a light source on you?"
[00:57:15] Wrouth: i gave him a dry look
[00:57:25] Wrouth: (do I?)
[00:57:32] Benny: (I got an idea)
[00:57:38] Benny: “Fear not! Mother nature shall provide!"
[00:57:43] Benny: I take out my alchemy kit
[00:57:54] Benny: “Perhaps I can make a glowing salve from these mushrooms"
[00:57:54] Wrouth: 'oh gods what is he doing' I back away
[00:58:14] Benny: Can I do it refi?
[00:58:15] Wrouth: (speech in ' ' is tomoks inner thoughts)
[00:58:24] Benny: right
[00:59:22] Benny: is that d20 + will?
[00:59:26] Benny: I don’t knopw
[00:59:38] Benny: no, it would just be d20
[00:59:45] Benny: Is regi still with us?
[00:59:50] Wrouth: Use luck
[01:00:14] Benny: 9
[01:00:20] Benny: I guess not
[01:00:46] Benny: Josiah fails to create bioluminescent goo
[01:00:58] Benny: He creates dirty mushroom water instead
[01:01:09] Wrouth: is it edible?
[01:01:18] Benny: “I guess these don’t have phosphorus in them."
[01:01:23] Benny: with purify water it is!
[01:01:30] Benny: I cast PURIFY WATER
[01:01:35] Benny: 7
[01:01:36 | Edited 01:01:46] Wrouth: "no, g-guess not"
[01:01:42] Benny: Nope,
[01:01:56] regidar: lel
[01:01:58] regidar: um
[01:02:02] regidar: use your int bonus for alchemy
[01:02:02] Benny: “Mother Nature has a bounty of resources if you know where to look."
[01:02:07] Benny: “But not here, I guess."
[01:02:22] Benny: “She was obviously drunk when she made these mushrooms"
[01:02:35] Wrouth: 'oh shit he's one of those guys' I sigh wearily
[01:03:00] Benny: “Well, I’m out of ideas.” Josiah says
[01:03:58] Benny: Josiah throws the dirty mushroom water away.
[01:04:00 | Edited 01:04:05] Wrouth: i stare forward with a bmused look on my face "w-well looks like we're walking in the dark"
[01:04:11] Benny: “I guess so,” Josiah says.
[01:04:17] Benny: “I just hope there’s no VAMPIRES!"
[01:04:51] Benny: Josiah walks down the passageway
[01:04:56 | Edited 01:05:05] Wrouth: "oh for fucks sake" I mutter under my breath as I follow unenthusiasticly
[01:05:42] regidar: As they travel down the HALLWAY
[01:05:47] Wrouth: My eyebrows furrow as i remember that time he mistook me for a vampire
[01:05:56] regidar: They notice stratic TORCHES with an EVERLASTING LIGHT spell cast upon them.
[01:06:31] regidar: However, they seem to be quite dim.
[01:06:41] regidar: THe footsteps continue down the hallway.
[01:06:58] Wrouth: "I-I have an idea" I whisper
[01:07:10] Benny: “What is it?” Josiah says at normal speaking volume.
[01:07:22] Wrouth: "l-lets wait for whoever this is to p-pass"
[01:07:41] Wrouth: I blend into the darkness
[01:07:51] Benny: Josiah hides also.
[01:07:55] Wrouth: looking rather creepy
[01:09:00] Wrouth: ragity du yer thang
[01:09:10] Benny: Ragity
[01:09:26 | Edited 01:09:30] Wrouth: Ragity!!! Do not forsake us now
[01:09:37] Benny: Sounds like Rarity’s trashy cousin
[01:09:52 | Edited 01:09:55] Wrouth: That needs to be a thing
[01:10:07] regidar: kek
[01:10:10] Wrouth: brb taking piss
[01:10:13] Wrouth: continue typing
[01:10:15] regidar: The footsprints, being footprints
[01:10:18] regidar: don't do anything
[01:10:41] Benny: She’s a fat, middle-aged single mother on welfare who spends her alimony on getting her nails done
[01:11:23] Benny: “Oh,” Josiah says, suddenly realizing
[01:11:32] Benny: “We seem to have mistaken sight for hearing for a moment there."
[01:11:49] Benny: “Happens to me all the time."
[01:12:20] Benny: “The doctors say it’s because of the post-traumatic stress”
[01:12:22] Wrouth: I glare death at josiah "quiet you fool!" I whisper
[01:12:56] Wrouth: I shut up and back away, hoping whatever it is that is stalking these halls simply goes after him instead of me
[01:13:10] regidar: alright
[01:13:13] regidar: MAKE A LISTEN CHECK
[01:13:26] regidar: and add your wisdom as modifers
[01:13:27] regidar: both yall
[01:13:29] Benny: 9
[01:13:54] Wrouth: >12
[01:14:00] Benny: “I don’t hear anything,” Josiah says
[01:14:20] Wrouth: What do I have to get to succed?
[01:15:12] Wrouth: Could you try and respond a little faster plz?
[01:15:38] Benny: I just realized I only have 7 INT
[01:15:40] Benny: too perfect
[01:16:34] Benny: Regi what are you doing IRL?
[01:16:35] regidar: kek
[01:16:39] regidar: also lunch
[01:16:39] Benny: Going over notes?
[01:16:40] regidar: sorry
[01:17:05] Wrouth: If you're busy doing shit just call a break maan
[01:17:15] Benny: It’s ok to take breaks
[01:17:19] regidar: nah i can multi
[01:17:35] Wrouth: yea but bare in mind we're sitting here waiting for you to respond
[01:17:45] Benny: You were going pretty fast at first
[01:17:50] Benny: but then you kind of dropped off
[01:18:05] regidar: fine, can you guys handle a half hour for lunch?
[01:18:11] Benny: yes
[01:18:31 | Edited 01:18:40] Wrouth: lets take a break, do whatever shit you are doing, finish eating or whatever then come back when your attention is soley focused on this autistic faggotry
[01:18:38] Benny: Yes
[01:18:44] Benny: It’s difficult being the GM
[01:18:54] Benny: So let us take a food break
[01:19:21] Benny: I’m having fun, though
[01:19:31] regidar: me too
[01:19:34] regidar: this is kektastic
[01:19:46] Benny: I liked our idiotic magic fight at the beginning
[01:19:51] regidar: kek
[01:20:22] Benny: And I’ve been roleplaying as a moron, so realizing that I have 7 int was funny to me
[01:20:45] Benny: Not retarded, but still pretty low
[01:20:56] Benny: ok
[01:20:58] Benny: FOOD BREAK NOW
[01:35:16] Wrouth: So I'm reading some shit in the pathfinder wiki
[01:35:23 | Edited 01:35:30] Wrouth: What level am I exactly?
[01:35:31] Wrouth: 0?
[01:38:30 | Edited 01:38:35] Wrouth: Apparantly 3 going by the spells
[01:38:46] Benny: seems that way
[01:38:59] Benny: we’d only have 6 hit points otherwise
[01:48:36] regidar: I'm back
[01:48:37] regidar: and fatter
[01:48:55] Wrouth: yey
[01:49:00] Benny: okie dokie
[01:49:02] Wrouth: What happens next
[01:49:36] Benny: we rolled 9 and 12 to listen
[01:49:57] regidar: You hear...
[01:49:58] regidar: NOTHING
[01:50:05] regidar: Except for the labored breathing of one another
[01:50:06] Wrouth: btw can i add this spell to my repituar?
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/a/arcane-mark
[01:50:35] Wrouth: I have a mighty need for it
[01:50:47] Wrouth: Don't ask why
[01:50:50] BleedinEquineus: holly shit, have we started
[01:50:57] regidar: it's 2 late bleding
[01:50:59] regidar: so srry
[01:51:03] regidar: but this is a different rp
[01:51:06] regidar: so it donut matter
[01:51:09] BleedinEquineus: I thought we were doing it late
[01:51:12] Benny: no
[01:51:13] BleedinEquineus: Like at 3 am
[01:51:19] Benny: we are fucking around with Regi
[01:51:22] Benny: this is not the OFFICIAL rp
[01:51:23] regidar: yeh
[01:51:29] BleedinEquineus: Ah
[01:51:31] Benny: this is a mini RP we are doing for the lulz
[01:51:33] Wrouth: We decided to do this one whilst waiting but it turns out the big one will be starting tommorrow
[01:51:45] BleedinEquineus: Why? Its only 9:00
[01:52:12] Benny: I think people are busyt
[01:52:15] Benny: like marty
[01:52:15] Wrouth: Because we felt like it I guess?
[01:52:16] Benny: he busy
[01:52:24] Wrouth: Anywho continue the fun regi
[01:52:41] Wrouth: can i add that spell to my spell book?
[01:52:49] regidar: [01:49] Wrouth:

<<< btw can i add this spell to my repituar?
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/a/arcane-markyes
[01:52:51] regidar: but not know
[01:53:00] regidar: i will post a scroll somewhere in the dungeon for you tho
[01:53:09] regidar: alright
[01:53:13] regidar: so you heard nothing
[01:53:15] Wrouth: b-but it's so low level
[01:53:16] regidar: what do?
[01:53:29] regidar: the footprints are still tracked down the hallway
[01:53:48] Wrouth: "looks like they went" i whisper
[01:54:02] Wrouth: i enact my plan by summoning a dretch
[01:54:14] Wrouth: >26
[01:54:40] Wrouth: Definitly under my control
[01:55:13 | Edited 01:55:28] Wrouth: I rudely order it to gather up the torches and carry them in it's jaw as a mobile light source
[01:57:08 | Edited 01:57:13] Wrouth: Are you PMing somebody regi?
[01:57:33] regidar: nope
[01:57:35] regidar: wait
[01:57:36] regidar: yes i was
[01:57:38] regidar: what the fuck
[01:57:41] regidar: anyway
[01:57:59] regidar: The Dretch mvoes slowly and stupidly, bumping into the walls a few times, but soon has the torches in its mouth.
[01:58:04] regidar: It swallows one by mistake.
[01:58:11 | Edited 01:58:18] Wrouth: I kick it in the hind leg
[01:58:25] Wrouth: But it doesn't seem to notice
[01:59:17] Wrouth: i just realized that even though I'm a loli if I punched somebody i could do more damage than a barbarian if I got lucky enough
[01:59:31] Wrouth: because 1d20
[01:59:52] Benny: ?
[01:59:54] regidar: except for your strength detraction
[01:59:59] Benny: Wouldn’t it just be 1d4 at best?
[02:00:28] regidar: ^
[02:00:40] Benny: Anyway
[02:00:42] Benny: we have light
[02:00:47] Benny: we continue down the hall
[02:02:05] Wrouth: I take the time to skim through my warlocks spellbook for anything thta might be useful, but moreso to avoid having to talk to joeseph
[02:02:26] Wrouth: I magically learn arcane mark
[02:02:31 | Edited 02:02:36] Wrouth: l
[02:02:42] Benny: “This is a really long hallway,” Josiah comments.
[02:02:54] Wrouth: "mmm" i mutter
[02:02:57] Benny: “I hope we find something soon.”
[02:03:09] Benny: “You don’t think it just goes all the way around the planet, do you?”
[02:03:12] Wrouth: "mmhhm"
[02:03:22] regidar: [02:01] Wrouth:

<<< I magically learn arcane markno
[02:03:30] Wrouth: let me have dis regi
[02:03:35] Benny: “How long have we been walking? It feels like hours. Just going down the hall."
[02:03:45] regidar: As he says this, you walk into a large square room
[02:03:57] Benny: “Ah, there it goes."
[02:04:08] Wrouth: I groan and give you a death glare "yes... yes it does feel like hours doesn't it?"
[02:04:44] regidar: THERE IS
[02:04:49] Benny: drumroll
[02:04:52] regidar: A large stone throne on the other side of the room
[02:05:15] regidar: And there are patches of brown things on the floor
[02:05:27 | Edited 02:05:34] Wrouth: Tomoko matches the scene with a blank gormless stare
[02:05:31] regidar: The footsprints lead up to a large stone door
[02:05:37] regidar: on the southeast wall
[02:06:01] Benny: “Look! Bark Coins!” Josiah says, pointing at the brown things.
[02:06:11] Benny: He goes over and looks at the brown things.
[02:06:21 | Edited 02:06:31] Wrouth: "...what?" she asks nonplussed
[02:06:28] regidar: Theya re patches of what appear to be animal fur
[02:06:42] Benny: “Ah, my mistake. They are Fur Coins.”
[02:06:44] regidar: JOSIAH CAN USE HIS MIGHTY DRUIDIC KNOWLEDGE TO DISCREN WAHT TYPE
[02:06:50] Benny: HE DOES SO
[02:06:57] Benny: 9
[02:06:59 | Edited 02:07:12] regidar: It is the fur of
[02:07:02] regidar: FURRED TROUT
[02:07:15] Benny: “My god, the legends are true!"
[02:07:31 | Edited 02:07:54] Wrouth: Tomoko crosses her arms and stares off to the side looking at the throne "mmhhm" she mutters uninterested
[02:07:45] regidar: She notices a space under the throne
[02:07:54] regidar: on the front, it seems as though it is hewn out of the floor
[02:07:56] regidar: but on the side
[02:08:07] regidar: is a slot about 10 inches tall and a foot wide
[02:08:16] regidar: feasibly, something could be hidden there
[02:08:22] Wrouth: i approach
[02:08:32] Benny: “Careful!” Josiah warns. “That’s just big enough to hide a Fur Trout in."
[02:08:52] Benny: “They are very dangerous fishes."
[02:08:57] regidar: Nothing jumps out.
[02:09:02] regidar: It is rather dark under there tho
[02:09:08 | Edited 02:09:16] Wrouth: i roll my eyes scowling "fucking idiot" I whisper so as not to be heard
[02:09:53] Wrouth: "you, hidious wretch, get the fuck over here" i call over the dretch
[02:10:34 | Edited 02:10:48] Wrouth: Tomoko grabs one of the torches from it's slavering maw almosting dropping it as she realizes it's covered in unidentifiable liquid
[02:10:48] regidar: kek
[02:11:02] Wrouth: I light the space
[02:11:14] Wrouth: WHAT DO I FIND
[02:12:01] Wrouth: http://i.imgur.com/cnaf2Bj.gif
[02:12:06] Wrouth: inb4 skellingtons
[02:12:09 | Edited 02:12:15] regidar: There is a small spider eating a cave critcket
[02:12:36] regidar: And mounds of dead insects, mostly moths, crawlers, and spiders
[02:12:39] Wrouth: "I don't know what i expected"
[02:12:44] regidar: there could be something in the mouns
[02:12:46] regidar: or under them
[02:13:01 | Edited 02:13:19] Wrouth: no fuck you there'll just be termites
[02:13:18] regidar: Are you suuuure?
[02:13:25] Wrouth: god fine
[02:13:37] Benny: Maybe its the scroll tho
[02:14:59] Wrouth: "h-hey j-....John, john d-do you mind giving me a hand here, I think there m-might be something under here"
[02:15:11] Wrouth: 'I'm not touching that shit'
[02:15:28] Benny: “Aha!” Josiah says.
[02:15:28] Wrouth: 'i'll let the pesant do it for me'
[02:15:37] Benny: I cast VINE WHIP on the spider!
[02:15:47] Benny: 8
[02:16:07 | Edited 02:16:12] Wrouth: i gawk at him 'this fucking idiot' "you fucking idiot!"
[02:16:19] Benny: “Wait. I’ll get it."
[02:16:25] Benny: I swing my STAFF at the spider.
[02:16:29] Wrouth: 'did i just say that out loud?'
[02:16:30] Benny: 19
[02:17:17] Benny: what is dmg on staff, regi?
[02:17:18] Wrouth: "no, NO!" I growl "you fucking- Look under there and see if theres anything of value"
[02:17:38] Benny: “But it could be a Furred Spider!"
[02:17:45] Benny: “Or a Bark Spider!"
[02:17:53] regidar: lesse
[02:18:12] regidar: you destroy the spider easily
[02:18:13] Wrouth: I grit my teeth and hands tightly in anger
[02:18:20] regidar: spide juice splatters all over Tomoko
[02:18:30] Wrouth: My eye twitches
[02:18:41] Wrouth: (that was one big spider)
[02:19:00] Benny: “Better safe than sorry!” says Josiah, obliviously
[02:19:11] Benny: Josiah digs around in the mounds with his hands
[02:19:22] Wrouth: tomoko seriously considers sending the dretch after him
[02:20:26 | Edited 02:20:35] Wrouth: "what... did you find" I ask in a strained voice
[02:20:28] regidar: JOSIAH
[02:20:29] regidar: MAKE
[02:20:30] regidar: A
[02:20:32] regidar: SEARCH
[02:20:34] regidar: CHEEEECK
[02:20:52] Wrouth: +luck
[02:21:03] Benny: uh
[02:21:08] Wrouth: I coincidentally made the right decision it seems
[02:21:16] Benny: 23
[02:21:28] regidar: actually it's int
[02:21:30] regidar: but okay
[02:21:35] Wrouth: what
[02:21:35] Benny: oh, really?
[02:21:39] Wrouth: that's retarded
[02:21:44] Wrouth: use luck
[02:21:53] regidar: yeah
[02:21:58] Benny: I guess it depends?
[02:22:01] Benny: I don’t know
[02:22:02] regidar: just subract your int from your luck
[02:22:13] Wrouth: yea it probably depends
[02:22:18] Benny: int would be -3
[02:22:20] Wrouth: this time use luck tho
[02:22:21] Benny: so in that case
[02:22:27] Benny: if I would have used int
[02:22:32] Benny: -1
[02:22:45] Benny: 23 or -1, regi?
[02:23:22] regidar: wait
[02:23:26] regidar: your luck is plus 7
[02:23:29] Benny: yes
[02:23:33] regidar: so it's only plus four taken away
[02:23:38] Wrouth: i argue it would have been 13
[02:23:42] Benny: oh, adding them together?
[02:23:46] regidar: yeah that
[02:23:50] Benny: 20
[02:24:02] regidar: YOU FIND
[02:24:09] Benny: Bark?
[02:24:12] Benny: Please let it be some Bark
[02:24:14] regidar: A SCROLL
[02:24:30] Wrouth: my eyes light up and i rudely snatch it away from you
[02:24:44] regidar: and your hand brushed against something hard but you assumed it to be an armored beetle
[02:25:10 | Edited 02:25:20] Wrouth: "ohohohohohho what. is. this" I grin in a ridiculously creepy, perverted manner
[02:25:25] Benny: “Gods! It’s a good thing I didn’t grab that beetle instead. Let us leave this hole."
[02:25:41] Wrouth: I attempt to read the thing
[02:25:47] Wrouth: Ignoring my companion
[02:26:00] regidar: After Tomoko grabs it
[02:26:06] Wrouth: nu
[02:26:09] Wrouth: nu fak u regi
[02:26:11] regidar: she discovers it's not in any language she understands
[02:26:16] Wrouth: i h8 u
[02:26:20] regidar: HOWEVER
[02:26:26] regidar: she can still pronounce it!
[02:26:37] regidar: for it follows a pattern similar to Draconin
[02:26:39] Wrouth: my smile drops as does my jaw
[02:26:47] regidar: and she took Draconin 1 in High School
[02:26:52] regidar: she got a C
[02:27:08] Wrouth: i try reading some of it out loud
[02:27:39] regidar: The text glows red as she reads the first line
[02:27:43] regidar: the rest of it does not
[02:27:49] regidar: only words she has read glow
[02:27:49] Wrouth: "hmmmm"
[02:28:03 | Edited 02:28:10] Wrouth: i keep reading heedless of the consequences
[02:28:29] Wrouth: very slowly and sounding it out
[02:28:37] regidar: As you read down, you feel a strange pressure in your chest
[02:28:42] regidar: it doesnt feel bad
[02:28:45] Wrouth: my eyes occasionally squint as I see a word i struggle with
[02:28:46] regidar: but it feels... odd
[02:29:03] regidar: fianlly reaching the bottom, you say the last line, and the pressure drops into your gut
[02:29:12] Wrouth: I shiver
[02:29:13] regidar: Josiah feels this too
[02:29:22] regidar: You have just cast a spell of
[02:29:39] Wrouth: It feels just like that one time with the tenticle incident, except theres less burning agony and more unease
[02:30:05] Benny: It feels just like the moment before the VAMPIRES KILLED MY SON
[02:30:10] regidar: EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA
[02:30:27] Wrouth: "oh no"
[02:31:10] Wrouth: I clench my buttcheecks and drop to the floor
[02:31:18] Wrouth: "oh gods why"
[02:31:19] Benny: “Ah! Gods!” Josiah grunts.
[02:31:29] Benny: “It’s a good thing my Bark Chaps are assless!"
[02:31:37] Wrouth: I attempt to hold my shit together
[02:31:46] regidar: Make a
[02:31:51] regidar: FORTITUDe
[02:31:52] regidar: SAVE
[02:31:55] regidar: both y'all
[02:32:06] Benny: it doesn’t count as poison, does it?
[02:32:11] regidar: nope
[02:32:12] regidar: magical
[02:32:13] Benny: ok
[02:32:19] Benny: I won’t add luck bonus
[02:32:23 | Edited 02:32:24] Wrouth: How much do we need to succeed?
[02:32:32] Benny: 6
[02:32:38] Benny: “Gah!"
[02:32:42] Wrouth: >0
[02:32:45] regidar: kek
[02:32:46] Wrouth: oh
[02:32:49] Wrouth: oh god why
[02:32:52] regidar: >27
[02:32:53] regidar: HUE
[02:33:02] Wrouth: I shit blood
[02:33:12] regidar: ew
[02:33:24] Benny: “Sweet Mother Gaia! The squirrels told me that humans could digest cellulose! They lied to me!”
[02:33:36] Benny: Josiah shits bark
[02:33:49] Wrouth: My mouth gapes wide open and my face is frozen in horror as my gut implodes and my anus prolapses
[02:33:55] Benny: Twigs and leaves come out in a big rush
[02:34:20] Wrouth: i envy that joesph as no ass covering
[02:34:28] regidar: ahah
[02:34:32] Wrouth: it runs down my legs
[02:34:40] regidar: The dretch becomes aroused
[02:34:41] Wrouth: and pools on the floor
[02:34:47] Wrouth: noe regi noe
[02:34:51] Wrouth: plz noe
[02:35:02] Wrouth: gm hev mercy
[02:35:10] Benny: Josiah squats and howls in agony as he poops out a log.
[02:35:15] Benny: A literal log made of wood
[02:35:18] regidar: ahaha
[02:35:24] regidar: oh god i cant breathe
[02:35:35] Benny: “Augh!”
[02:35:44] Benny: A rough pinecone is tearing through his intestines
[02:35:59] Wrouth: I sit there on the floor, my face stuck in a expression of pure terror, trembling as my gut retracts repeatedly and violently, it's pretty fucking uncomfortable
[02:36:30] Wrouth: i whine softly to myself as this occors
[02:36:31] Benny: “Oh, fuck! It’s not stopping!"
[02:36:48] Benny: I desperately go through my alchemy set and attempt to make a constipation potion
[02:37:07] regidar: The dretch moves over towards Tomoko
[02:37:13] Wrouth: i sit there shitting myself bloody whilst my hands shake in front of me
[02:37:28] Wrouth: I'm in such shock I don't realize the dretch is coming over
[02:37:38] Wrouth: regus plz
[02:37:42] Wrouth: plz noe hev mercy
[02:37:54] regidar: The dretch clmusily attacks your lower robe
[02:38:12] regidar: you get -10
[02:38:13 | Edited 02:38:15] regidar: roll
[02:38:23 | Edited 02:38:27] Wrouth: My eyes widen as the thing grabs at the wet, fowl smelling cloth
[02:38:35] Benny: who roll?
[02:38:36] Wrouth: Roll what?
[02:38:40] regidar: just roll
[02:38:44] regidar: no modifers
[02:38:47] regidar: 1d20-10
[02:38:57] Benny: 9
[02:39:00] Wrouth: -1
[02:39:03] Benny: That’s not bad, considering
[02:39:07] regidar: kek
[02:39:11] Wrouth: the gods have no mercy do they?
[02:39:29] regidar: The dretch rips a hole in your robe
[02:39:33] regidar: creating a bum flap
[02:40:23] Wrouth: My eyes widen further and I scream incoherently, flailing my soaked legs and flinging shit everywhere
[02:40:29] Wrouth: I attempt to crawl away
[02:40:35] Wrouth: "WHAT THE FUUUUCK!!!"
[02:40:45] Benny: “I… I think I feel a vine coming out! Hang on!” Josiah says.
[02:40:53] Benny: I attempt to cast VINE WHIP out my ass
[02:40:57] Benny: at the DRETCH
[02:41:02] Wrouth: "FUCK THAT SHIT GET OVER HERE AND HELP ME"
[02:41:11] Wrouth: "RIGHT NOW!!!"
[02:41:15] Benny: what modifiers do i get, regi?
[02:41:25] regidar: oh god
[02:41:29] regidar: okay
[02:41:33] regidar: normal
[02:41:36] Benny: ok
[02:41:47] Benny: Come on, Joey! Tomoko’s counting on you!
[02:41:54] Benny: 19, bitches!
[02:42:15] Benny: “AAAHHH WHY DID I EAT SO MANY GOD DAMN TREES!"
[02:42:20] regidar: lel
[02:42:34] Benny: 3 damage
[02:42:40] regidar: kek
[02:42:42] Wrouth: i'm still screaming incoherently and the dretch grabs my skinny thigh
[02:42:55] regidar: The dretch grunts in pain as the vine whips his side
[02:43:00] regidar: but it merely arouses him more
[02:43:16] regidar: his stinky dretch dick sliding out of his flab compartment
[02:43:22] Wrouth: My eyes widen again and I stop as i feel something moke into my calf
[02:43:40] Wrouth: I screetch "oh fuck not again!!"
[02:43:51] Wrouth: i attempt to kick the dretch in the dick
[02:44:05] Benny: In that instant, Josiah Shanxton is struck with a terrible flashback
[02:44:18] Benny: He sees not the petite sorceress being molested
[02:44:20] Wrouth: You cunts are just going to let this happen arn't you?
[02:44:23] Benny: but HIS OWN SON
[02:44:31] Benny: BEING ATTACKED BY VAMPIRES
[02:44:46] Benny: He lets out a primitive howl of rage!
[02:44:52] Benny: “NOT THIS TIME, YOU FUCKERS!”
[02:45:22] Benny: Josiah pulls out his knife, and, with bits of bark still flying out of his ass
[02:45:27] Benny: HE LUNGES AT THE DRETCH
[02:45:43] regidar: -5
[02:45:53] Benny: 1
[02:46:02] regidar: also wrath
[02:46:03] regidar: -7
[02:46:04] Wrouth: oh ffs
[02:46:08] regidar: to dretch dick kicking
[02:46:12] Benny: aww
[02:46:19] Wrouth: -5
[02:46:20] regidar: kek
[02:46:27] regidar: :O
[02:46:28] Wrouth: it's happening
[02:46:36] Benny: “Noooooooooo!” Josiah howls.
[02:46:43] Benny: tears stream down his face
[02:46:55] Benny: “IT’S JUST LIKE BEFORE! JUST LIKE BEFORE!”
[02:47:01] regidar: As Josiah hurtles towards the dretch
[02:47:04] regidar: knife outstretched
[02:47:06] Wrouth: "IT'S JUST LIKE BEFORE!!!!"
[02:47:16] Wrouth: "OH GODS NOT AGAIN!!"
[02:47:16] regidar: A wonderous, hilarious, slightly disgusting thing happens
[02:47:26] regidar: A shower of shit splatters his face, blinding him
[02:47:42] regidar: And his random knife swinging slices the dretch's head clean off
[02:47:55] Benny: “ACKRGLRL!"
[02:47:56] regidar: however, Tomoko's kick was so poorly aimed
[02:48:07] regidar: it knocks him in the crotch
[02:48:31] Wrouth: Tomoko cares not for this mans crotch
[02:48:53] Benny: My bark chaps are assless, not crotchless
[02:49:09] Benny: Do they save me, or do the instantly break because they’re made of bark?
[02:50:02] regidar: well, it sends you flying back
[02:50:14 | Edited 02:50:16] regidar: but your balls are safe to impregnate another day
[02:50:36] regidar: JOSIAH falls onto his back, covered in shit, dretch blood, and bloody shit
[02:50:52] Benny: “Oooo…..” he groans.
[02:51:02] Benny: He just lies there in the blood and shit and bark for awhile.
[02:51:15] Wrouth: tomoko flops over on her back and just lies there for a while also
[02:51:31] Wrouth: half an hour later:
[02:51:36] Benny: “I…. I did it…."
[02:51:43] Benny: “I did it!"
[02:51:49] Benny: “My heart! The pain is gone!"
[02:51:57] regidar: There is roughly a small forest behind him
[02:52:23] Benny: “This feeling…. is this what it means to feel hope for a new tomorrow?"
[02:52:23 | Edited 02:52:44] Wrouth: Yes, a mighty wood shalt sprout from your excreations, surely
[02:52:41] Benny: “Have I finally forgiven myself for the loss of my son?"
[02:53:00 | Edited 02:53:10] Wrouth: Tomoko stares blankly at the cieling
[02:53:10] Benny: Tears stream down Josiah’s face, but these are tears of triumph.
[02:53:23] Benny: He has conquered his demons!
[02:53:24] Wrouth: trying desperately not to think about how much her ass and legs itch
[02:53:37] Wrouth: Or how painfully dehydrated she now feels
[02:53:53 | Edited 02:54:04] Wrouth: her eyes have become bloodshot
[02:54:29] Benny: “T-tomoko?” Josiah says softly.
[02:54:34 | Edited 02:57:59] Wrouth: but she learned a valuable lession about reading strange scrolls
[02:55:15] Wrouth: her gaze remains fixated on the cieling for a few moemnts before just her eyes slowly, creepily move over to follow your voice
[02:55:25] Wrouth: "...yes..."
[02:55:31] Benny: “Thank you."
[02:55:40 | Edited 02:55:51] Wrouth: "....go kill yourself...."