Lamia ponies are horrible

I mean, who would like some half snake half pony monstrosity to ball on you

Wrapping around one arm snugly, their face resting in the crux of you neck, their hot breath on your skin

The tight, comforting constriction as they coil around your arms and midsection, pressing you close and making you ever so slightly short of breath

The sense of them becoming drunk and drowsy on your body warmth and promptly falling asleep on top of you in a relaxed sidewinder

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[Thingamajig]

erm... wot?