Aug
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2014
Bat Blog #3- Bat Saliva treats strokes. · 1:23am Aug 11th, 2014
Contrary to popular belief, bat saliva is actually an anticoagulant. It prevent blood clotting to prolong bleeding.
"Oh no! You've ruined bat ponies for me forever!" One of you might say. But fear not! Bat saliva does have beneficial effects, including treating strokes.
That's right! The saliva of the bat can break up blood clots which can, among other things, prevent certain types of strokes.
So if you're ever alone in the woods with a bat pony and you feel a stroke coming on you know what to do!
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Epsilon-Delta · 325 views
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So they are mildly vampiric, then.
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I like to think so.
2359956 Meh, medicinal quantities.
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Bat ponies are capable of producing a medical does in a single lick if they so desire cause magic. Watch the nightmare night episode again and you'll see the overwhelming evidence.
Wellll, human saliva is a coagulant. It has agents inside of it that activate that particular function.
That's why our first instinct is to shove an injured finger or hand into our mouth.
A tiny little vampire bat, however, has a vested interest into things continuing to bleed without having to continue to bite. It has to drink its comparative bathtubs of blood in peace.
But yes, bat ponies save lives. And are good for you. This all goes without saying.
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A bat pony saves a life every 15 minutes. Who wouldn't appreciate that? Oh right-
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Psh. She doesn't even have an excuse. What has a bat ever done to her?
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Oh.
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Some people would kill to have Fluttershy drooling over their butt like that.
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Well, yeah. But those people aren't Applejack. They're fun and interesting and stuff.
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Have I ever mentioned that I like you?
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Not directly!
But I've caught the trend from the fact that more stuff keeps appearing on my minimap.
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Unacceptable! Let me rectify this with a very direct, unambiguous statement of love.
I love you Lumi Pie!
(Though to be fair if you were on S-link lv 6 that would have been three exclamation marks and three hearts)
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Aww!
Love you too, Epsy. You're the best.
I need to remember this for later. Thank you.