Semen · 5:49pm Aug 3rd, 2014
A normal male ejaculation (about one teaspoon’s worth) contains between five and 25 calories and a minimal amount of protein. Semen is only one percent sperm; the rest is composed of over 200 separate proteins, as well as vitamins and minerals including vitamin C, calcium, chlorine, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, vitamin B12, and zinc
Why did you write this out :L it's correct information but why?
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So semen is healthy?...
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Err...yes, ladies...semen is ever so nutritious and healthy. It's totally not...like...pseudoscience or nothin'. In fact, it makes you live forever! Yeah.
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Because fuck you that's why
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I DON'T FUCK, THANKS BUT NO THANKS.
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B-but... I want you to pound my babymaker...
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That will never happen. You're a freak that is in love with semen and you will get none of my 'healthy' 'life' 'giving' semen
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why... why don't you love me...?
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Because you don't deserve my love you semen sucker!