Get To Know The Author! · 3:29am Jul 29th, 2014
My proofreader/editor (and good friend) Shachza recently did one of these in a blog post, and when I asked him to challenge me to do one, he simply told me to just do it. So I'm doing it. So there.
1. What's your name? [REDACTED]
2. How old are you? 30
3. What country do you live in? El Norte.
4. What do you look like? 
5. Who do you wish you looked like? Does a slightly more muscular me count?
6. How did you come across MLP? At a friend's house, while waiting for something to be rolled; his daughter was watching it (Dragonshy was
the episode) and Dash's "invitation" comment had me reeling with laughter. A few episodes later, I was hooked.
7. Favorite Ship and Why? I don't care about shipping, unless it's a human and pony.
8. Least favorite ship? See #7
9. Have you admitted to anyone your love for ponies? Nope
10. Were they family? See #9
11. Favorite Episode? Any episode where Rarity is being fabulous
12. Favorite superhero? I'm not into superhero stuff, but Iron Man gets my vote, because he's a human in an armored, weaponized suit.
13. Favorite Anti-hero? What is an anti-hero, exactly?
14. Favorite Supervillain? Barack Obama
15. Favorite antivillain? See #13
16. The last book you read? The latest installment in Clancy's Jack Ryan (Jr.) series.
17. Last movie you watched? In its entirety? Crocodile Dundee (That's not a knife...)
18. Favorite song at the moment? Boys Chase Girls by Ingrid Michaelson
19. Favorite song you keep coming back to? Green Light Go by Gorilla Zoe
20. Current job? Automotive mechanic
21. What's your ideal future job? Aviation repair
22. Dream job? Fostering rescued horses
23. What's your greatest achievement so far in life? Waking up every morning.
24. Greatest Failure? Being stuck in a stagnant job that I loathe.
25. Do you have pets? No
26. What's your dream pet? Pembroke Welsh Corgi, and several horses.
27. Any weapons you own? USP.45 LEM and a Rock River Arms LAR-15
28. Any gun you want? M110 SASS or a Noreen "Bad News" rifle
29. What religion are you? Agnostic
30. If you could hang out with one historical person for day? Audie Murphy, or any soldier who took part in the D-Day invasion
31. If you could bring back one dead person for a day? Tom Clancy
32. Are you political? Conservative Republican
33. Are you married? No. Never have, never will.
34. Do you have a special somepony? Thankfully, no. I already have a full-time job; I don't need another one.
35. Do you have a crush? Reba McEntire
36. Care to explain? She's a redhead for starters, and her southern drawl and amazing singing voice just knock me off my feet.
37. Do you consider yourself attractive? Better than average, but no, not really attractive
38. If you could hang with any living person? I'm quite comfortable in my relative solitude.
39. Favorite Pony? Rarity and Fleur
40. Any embarrassing secrets? None that will be shared here
41. If you've done any art or writing, what are you most proud of? Absolutely nothing
42. Are you a virgin? Nope
43. Craziest thing you've done with no regrets? Jumped on a passing coal train with friends (alcohol was a factor)
44. Craziest thing you've done you do regret? I have no regrets
45. Do you have a fetish? Yup
46. Do you regret saying this fetish? I haven't said it, so there's no need to regret it.
47. Favorite FIM stories? Back when I was more into the fandom (and writing), this story was what inspired me to start writing my own (horrible) drivel.
48. Favorite quote? "Once you have tasted flight, your eyes will forever be turned skyward; for there you have been, and there you long to return."
49. Have you ever hurt someone just to hurt them? No. I only do so if someone has wronged or hurt me.
50. Did you answer these questions honestly? Aside from the ones that were a bit too personal, yes.
Best answer ever.
You look like someone I know, btw.
An anti hero is basically a hero that believes the end justifies the means, and doesn't really care what he has to do to achieve his goal. Some good examples of an anti hero are Spawn and the Punisher. They work for the greater good, so they don't give a damn if they have to kill people to get what they want.
Also I'd say you're fairly attractive; I'd hit it.