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  • 417 weeks
    PHYSICS UP IN THIS BITCH!

    First off, I would like to apologize about the EXTREME delay in Proper Insanity. I will try to make gaps between chapters much less, next time, if this gap is so large, it will most likely be because a) I'm making a one shot or b)I'm being a major lazy ass. I will try to avoid the latter and promote the former as I don't want this to be my only story. NOW! ON TO PHYSICS!

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  • 422 weeks
    Meanwhile in my head...

    I know I haven't put out anything for a little bit, and it may take a bit longer, but in the meantime, I thought I should share some information with the lot of you.
    So my editor and I were talking about... something... anyways, we have come to a conclusion that My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic takes place during Stalin's dictatorship of the USSR.

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Jun
7th
2012

Meanwhile in my head... · 12:19am Jun 7th, 2012

I know I haven't put out anything for a little bit, and it may take a bit longer, but in the meantime, I thought I should share some information with the lot of you.
So my editor and I were talking about... something... anyways, we have come to a conclusion that My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic takes place during Stalin's dictatorship of the USSR.
I know what you're thinking... "Oh hey, another soviet equestria thing... yada yada yada..." BUT NO! I have some pretty decent information.
Lemme lay out the characters first... THEN explain the connection.

Celestia - Stalin (SURPRISE!)

Luna - Germany

Discord - True Knowledge

Mane six - Civilians/Military

Elements of Harmony - Death by Stalin's ruling

Okay, so... Celestia is Stalin. This is evident in MANY ways. First off, The glorious ruler of Equestria, can do no wrong, always right, other propaganda bullcrap... She is more noticeable from her interaction with those AROUND her. For instance, Luna.
Luna represents the element of blitzkrieg. USSR and Germany had a pretty decent relationship... The WWI. Germany attacked USSR and they fought back (This wasn't so much of Stalin as he wasn't phone yet... let's just leave that part out). They pushed the Germans out of the USSR, similar to how Luna tried to take over Equestria, but Celestia was all NOPE.avi and just banished her... ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! BEEEEEEYYYYYYYEEEEETTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Anyways... Germany signed the non-aggression act with the USSR and they were all cool.... Until Luna invade Equestria unexpectedly... Then Celestia brought out the big guns... HER MAJOR MILITARY FORCE AND OBEYING CITIZENS! Once Twilight and the gang used the Elements of Harmony on Luna, she was turned part good. Similar as to how Stalin conjured up all his citizens to fight the Nazis or to burn their crops, ANYTHING to keep them from getting to Moscow. After Stalin forced death upon his foes, He claimed a large part of Germany, represented by Luna, as opposed to Nazi Germany, which would be portrayed by Nightmare Night. After that, the USSR and East Germany are all cool. That's the majority of the story line.

Now for Discord. As any physicist will tell you, entropy will only ever increase. entropy is like a fancy word for chaos. This si so as there are SO many more ways to be chaotic than there are ways to be organized... and other physics stuff that aren't really important right now. Anyways, Discord was a physicist. A man with a vision. A vision that didn't lead to where Celestia was driving it. Celestia did not like knowledge or power being given to anyone but herself. If she was to stay on top, she would need to rid Equestia of this nuisance, but unfortunately for her, she prolonged it. She let the knowledge flow throughout her beloved land. She sent in the KFC (but Scootaloo played a minor role in those episodes...) to get rid of this outbreak of opinions against the government. At first, she didn't know what to do... It was spreading everywhere. Then... The blood purges. She finally got her KGB to kill off massive quantities of opinion and knowledge. Thus... regaining her dominance over her citizens...


Well, There's probably much more, such as the turning of the mane 6 is like the anti-Russian revolution... Hooray for reading too much into things...

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Comments ( 1 )

It's funnier because half of our conversations are far less understandable than this... :rainbowwild:
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Well, to anyone who isn't us... :rainbowlaugh:

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