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Crushric


Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.

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  • 355 weeks
    Iron, Cold Iron

    Gold is for the mistress — silver for the maid —
    Copper for the craftsman cunning at his trade.
    "Good!" said the Baron, sitting in his hall,
    "But Iron — Cold Iron — is master of them all."
    — Rudyard Kipling, "Cold Iron."

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  • 358 weeks
    Jericho Plays HuniePop

    Twitch streaming, baby!

    The plot: Jericho finds himself in a dark position. He must use his charm and dat bod' to seduce all the girls, or else Cards will find a loving boyfriend or whatever, thus tearing the world asunder. Only he can do it, and only you can join us in as we screw around in HuniePop.

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    9 comments · 725 views
  • 360 weeks
    Twitch Streaming with Me!

    Hey guys! After writing some Jericho, I got petered out for the moment and need to recharge.

    So, I got a Twitch.tv account recently. Who's up for joining me, a select member or so of Team Jericho, and a boatload of stupid nonsense as we game, shoot the shit, and talk about Jericho and whatever BS you guys are into?

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  • 384 weeks
    Saturday, September 13, 4pm

    We've decided something at Team Jericho.
    No matter what happens, we are going to release chapter 40 of Jericho at this time.
    We'll make sure it's as clean and spiffy as we can make it, but it's at this date and time that it's going live, whether we like it or not.
    So... yeah.
    Cheers?

    United States/Canadian Eastern Standard time, that is.

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  • 392 weeks
    Irrefutable Proof that I'm working on Jericho


    Your move, naysaying hamsters. I know you're out there!
    But seriously, I've been slacking off. Need to work more.
    And I got IRL!Cards to read Jericho. And I quote:

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Irrefutable Proof that I'm working on Jericho · 2:14pm Jul 19th, 2014


Your move, naysaying hamsters. I know you're out there!
But seriously, I've been slacking off. Need to work more.
And I got IRL!Cards to read Jericho. And I quote:

I am making angry squinty eyes in an attempt to be scary when it comes to Cards and all the terrible things that happen to her and the comparison to me. Maybe I should write a fanfic of your fanfic in which she stops crying and finally gets her bloody, badass revenge.

Clearly, the end is nigh. And I have brought it.

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Comments ( 9 )

Clearly, the end is neigh. And I have brought it.

No, I'm not sorry.:derpytongue2:

Ive never been so happy to see minecraft.

...or whoever wrote that could just be talking about his Minecraft builds and it's Crushric's plan to dangle a new chapter in front of our faces for the years to come and laugh like a cartoon supervillan as we cry out for for more Jericho until eventually each and every one of us breaks a keyboard over our knees and quits the Internet forever.

...or he could actually be working on it. I'd say it's about a fifty-fifty chance.

Sadly it would be hilariously fitting for Jericho's life to end at the hooves of Cards.

I miss Cards...Let me rephrase that: I miss the universe/Jericho fucking with her.

2300828 Oh God, calling it now, that's how it'll end. He'll be in some final, epic boss battle, and then, moments after Korweit is slain at last, Cards stabs him, and he simply smiles at her, and flashes the Ace Of Spades. Then shoots her with his revolver for her treachery.

An extraordinary way to commune with thy co-workers, indeed.

And here I thought you actually had a life and things.

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Won't kill her though, virgins can't die. :trollestia:

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