A norrmal very early morning with me and my friends.

Well it starts with me Dalton and Harley playing csgo and I'm reading erotic fanfiction whenever I die. Because I'm a really blunt person when it comes to that sort of thing when I'm asked by Dalton if I'm paying attention when I'm dead I tell him what I was doing, he doesn't believe me so I send him a single sentance of the story, and as the saying goes It's all downhill from there.
One hour later we've learned about the new civil war going on in our group, joined the resistance I've hit on Dalton and we somehow end up talking about our lengths. I mention that ones thumb is about the width of an inch so one could measure like that then Joe goes silent for 30 seconds. An hour later after the threats of multiple erotic fanfic readings we've been answered with yes and "about ... zucchini". By 1:45 we've created a church honoring Joe and his genitals. Then I got tired and left. And that is a normal three hours (from 12 to 2) in my day.
Does this count as NSFW I didn't write explicitly, I think.