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Game: Your relationship · 4:57pm Jun 11th, 2014

This game was inspired by The Let's Change Dragor's Mind" Thread!

Rules of the game: Survive the relationship. All you have to do is give answers to the following questions. Post them in the comment section of this thread. There are no wrong answers, so you can post whatever comes on your mind. If, while answering, you stay sincere and true to yourself, without endangering the relationship, you get extra points.

On separate occasions, these are the questions your future spouse will ask you:
1. I'm sure you have stuff to do, but do you wanna walk me to the bus station anyway?

2. Why did you eat outside today, if you waited we could have eaten together. You're not going to let us drift apart, are you? You'll wait for me next time, won't you?
(you were hungry, so you ate)

3. Did you think about me at work/school today?
(when you're at work/school, you tend to think about work/school)

4. Are you friendly to my parents just on my account?
(you probably wouldn't befriend them if they didn't have your GF for a daughter)

5. What were your thoughts about my friend? Not as sexy as I am, right?
(actually, she was quite hot)

6. Is there something else you'd rather be doing now than being with me right now?
(That movie that you've been expecting for months just came out, and you just have to hit the play button. Too bad she hates it with angst.)

7. Do you find me attractive, or am I lacking on some front?
(She didn't come in a perfect package, but then again, who does?)

8. I don't want my friends seeing you wearing that thing. You don't mind putting this on instead, do you?

9. Are you faithful to me just because I want you to be?

10. Can you think of anything wrong with our relationship? I sure as hell can't think of anything. Now take off your pants.

11. That movie really made me horny. I was thinking about you all the time in that scene. I bet you were thinking about me as well?
(It made you horny, too. For different reasons, though.)

12. You were sparing yourself for this special night of ours, haven't you? I was sparing myself too. I'm so excited. I'm really glad that you value this occasion just as much.
(You haven't been sparing yourself.)

13. What do you think about when you're making love to me?
(Remember that fetish that only you have...)

14. I know I said we'd do that special thing tonight, but I don't really feel like doing it. You don't mind, do you? Just go to sleep.
(you've never felt so horny in your life)

15. Do you think that there is a person on this world, with whom you’d enjoy yourself more than with me right now?

16. What are your plans for us?
(she is actually quite good in bed)

17. How do you imagine our marriage? How should I name the kids?

18. Do you ever think about leaving me?

19. Do you love me?
(she is actually quite good in bed)

20. If you told me that you're thinking of ending our relationship, I'd probably jump out of the window right now. But I know you love me unconditionally, don't you?

Let me see your answers.

Comments ( 6 )

>implying your opinion on one's answers would reflect the opinions one's girl/boyfriend would have.
No thank you.

2198629 I won't be judging the answers. You win the game just by posting them. If you answer all 20 you get an upvote on the comment. There's no scheme behind this game.

1. I'm sure you have stuff to do, but do you wanna walk me to the bus station anyway?

Depends on the importance of the stuff I have to do.

Low-high? Sure. Pressing-utmost? Nope. This needs done now.

2. Why did you eat outside today, if you waited we could have eaten together.

Because I was hungry and you took too long.

You're not going to let us drift apart, are you?

That's rather tangential, but to the best of my abilities I will not.

You'll wait for me next time, won't you?

Depends on how long you're taking and how hungry I am.

3. Did you think about me at work/school today?

Probably. I tend to think about everyone I know at some point in the day.

4. Are you friendly to my parents just on my account?

I don't know your parents. You are imaginary, and so are they.

Knowing my personality, however, probably not. I'm not the kind of person who fakes relationships.

5. What were your thoughts about my friend? Not as sexy as I am, right?

Sexiness is not a scale. Everyone is sexy in their own right. You and they are sexy in different ways. Considering I'm with you, I apparently favor your style of sexiness.

6. Is there something else you'd rather be doing now than being with me right now?

Depends. What are we doing right now? I can do most of the things I enjoy whilst keeping your company, so there's probably not much else I could be doing.

7. Do you find me attractive, or am I lacking on some front?

Nobody is perfect, but that we're even together means that I apparently find you attractive in some way.

8. I don't want my friends seeing you wearing that thing. You don't mind putting this on instead, do you?

Only if you tell me what's wrong with my current outfit.

9. Are you faithful to me just because I want you to be?

Nnope. :eeyup:

As a side note, are you faithful to me?

10. Can you think of anything wrong with our relationship?

Probably.

I sure as hell can't think of anything.

Then you're not thinking hard enough.

Now take off your pants.

My body is not ready.

11. That movie really made me horny. I was thinking about you all the time in that scene. I bet you were thinking about me as well?

iunno. What movie were we watching?

12. You were sparing yourself for this special night of ours, haven't you? I was too. I'm so excited. I'm really glad that you find it just as special.

Okay. I'm glad you're glad.

13. What do you think about when you're making love to me?

1) What can I do to pleasure you?
2) What can I do to pleasure both of us?

14. I know I said we'd do that special thing tonight, but I don't really feel like doing it. You don't mind, do you?

Okay.

Just go to sleep.

Don't tell me what to do.

15. Do you think that there is a person on this world, with whom you’d enjoy yourself more than with me right now?

A robot ninja caveman from space.

16. What are your plans for us?

1) Have fun while it lasts.
2) Make it last as long as possible.

17. How do you imagine our marriage?

I don't like to think that far ahead.

18. Do you ever think about leaving me?

I think about what my life would be like without you, but I don't think about leaving you out of spite. I'm not the assholeish type.

19. Do you love me?

Define love.

20. If you told me that you're thinking of ending our relationship, I'd probably jump out of the window right now. But I know you love me unconditionally, don't you?

That is exactly what an emotionally abusive person would say. To the fucking T. Are you emotionally abusive?

3194220 That was really awesome. You won the game with bonus points.

Do you think I should post this question game in Virgin Bronies?

Would you change/remove/add any of the questions if you were me?

3194228
I think it would have more success there. Don't think anything needs changing, no.

3194230 Awesome. Could you please copy paste your answers to this thread as well:
http://www.fimfiction.net/group/201014/virgin-bronies/thread/189645/game-your-future-relationship
(It would serve as a good example for others.)

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