Semi-annual update number the only one ever. · 2:57am May 22nd, 2014
Okay, so here's the deal. I'm not really into ponies any more. The last episode I watched was Leap of Faith, and I turned it off when Flim and Flam showed up. It wasn't hard to see where the episode was going. But here's the deal: I have two stories in the works that I actually wanna finish. So here's what's gonna happen: I'll give you the titles and a summary of the stories, and if one or both pique your interest, you throw insults at me until I agree to finish the story.
Where's the logic in this plan? There is none.
Twilight Destroys Her Own Timeline (1k words so far): Twilight accidentally travels back in time and decides to take the opportunity to have sex with her childhood crush: Princess Cadance. After all, the time-space continuum is a self-healing manifold, so it's not like she can do any serious damage, right? Right?
Reading Leads To Pure Liquid Evil (1.4k words so far): Rainbow Dash runs away from home and spends her days masturbating in a corner of the library. Until Thunderlane walks in to find Dash with half her hand in her cunt. Sex ensues. ALSO: this is kinda important, there's some really descriptive passages about Rainbow's hairy armpits and smelly vagina. I kinda... I kinda went a little crazy when I started this one.
Alternatively, you can hurl insults at me for not finishing Big Mac's Rainbow Party, but that's probably not going to get us anywhere.
So then, true believers! Which of these horrible ideas would you rather see completed?
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Twilight destroys her own timeline would be good
Sorry to hear about the loss of interest in ponies. I do strongly recommend seeing the finale, but that's up to you.
As for the choice, Twilight Destroys Her Own Timeline, please.
R0bo, I'm most into the first one. TwiDance for the win.
I'm a little disappointed in you that you turned it off halfway through an episode, though. You gotta watch the whole thing before making a judgement.
Does that count as an insult?
Don't let an Applejack episode destroy your interest in ponies (they are all awful, coincidence? i think not.)
I was really hoping for a sequel to The class presidents is a pervert myself (Get on it you lazy ass!!)
but if those are the only options lets go with Reading leads to pure liquid evil (with twi instead of thunderlane, it is her library after all)
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I've written it to be Thunderlane specific. Dash is kind of an abusive jerk and more or less rapes him. Don't want to write a mean TwiDash fic.
Alright, so I guess I'll focus of Twilight Destroys blahblahblah. No promises or predictions on when it'll be done, but know that it'll probably get done maybe in the future.
Also, you all suck at insults.
I say that you write Twilight Destroys Her Own Timeline. It could be pretty interesting.