Peach Rant · 6:48am May 9th, 2014
Is it some sort of curse where band-wagoning and not giving a shit makes people attracted it like beetles to shit?
This has been the highest |user comment/fic| ratio I ever had. And I don't like what I didn't do to get it.
I hate all of you.
-Appletank
^Evil
Honestly, if it were anything but peaches, I would have ignored it. I genuinely love peaches and stories involving them thanks to Obselescences's terribly stupid but very well written story, so I had to give this my support. Almost everything about this story is awful as you are Beautifully aware, but I love the spirit behind it. It is meta enough in just the right ways for me to love it.
People comment on ideas, thing that provoke and make them think. If well timed toilet humor can make people think then they are likely to comment and share it. It's a tenancy that has historically worked great for human survival. Also the brain likes things that are unique. You did something unique, the brain likes it, thinks about it, and shares it's thoughts.