Equestria Girls, just... just stop · 4:51am Apr 27th, 2014

Right, so. Equestria Girls, AHH! WHY WONT IT STOP!

Opinions on the first movie, I despised it, I thought it was badly written, the actors were doing a half-assed job, the animation was rubbish, it was painful to watch, and it was called My Little Pony, and then they spent the whole time as people, and Spike as a dog was carp, just like the whole movie.

So, why am I bring this up? Because the sequel is coming out, and man, it's looks shit. Like, really crap. Firstly, it's based all around music, and the songs (that I've heard so far) are crap, so what's the point, also, why is Twilight back? What point does she have for going back?! Because if it's a research trip or something like that, then it seems counter productive to go and join a bloody band.

I'll admit, it doesn't look as bad as the first movie, but then again, that's like saying having my hand frozen off is better then have my head cut off slowly, which is technically true, but still. Also the acting doesn't look quite as rubbish as the first time around, but it still doesn't look as good as the show.

But back to problems with the movie, they have the same visual style and character designs as the first movie, and considering the fact that the first movie looked terrible then this is not a good thing.

Also, if you can remember, for literally no reason at the end of the first movie, when friendship was shown, the main six became anthropomorphic versions of them selves, which I'm sure put a lot of people in therapy, and not just was that crap, but now, for LITERALLY NOT REASON every time they play music they transform into their half-pony selves, and if that wasn't bad enough, no one comments on it!

Do the writers of this movie believe that this is what happens in real life, at their high schools did people randomly turn into half equine beings?!

Also, Equestria High, what a shit name, Equestria is a pun, like Manehattan, yet it seems the writers forgot all about this, and I was once out in the country and I saw a place called Equestrian High, it was a training school for horses, so my question is, what parent would send their child to a place that is assumingly for horses?!

But you want to know what the worst thing about all this, the thing that drives me up the bloody wall?! IT'S GOING TO BE A TRILOGY! There's going to be more!! I can't take more! I watched the first one and purged it from my memory, but now there a more coming out!

And yes, you can (and probably will) say, "well why don't you just not watch the movie?"

And my answer is, because I'm a fan of MLP, and therefore I'm going to stay in touch with the happenings of the show, even if I'd just prefer it if this movie serious just went and died in a hole.

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