50 Questions Thing · 5:25pm Apr 19th, 2014
Okay, told Icy I’d do this a while ago. Might as well get around to actually doing it. Or write my stories. I could do that, too.
1. What is your first name: Chris
2. How old are you: 29
3. What country are you from: USA
4. What do you really look like, pictures are acceptable: A fat beardy guy.
5. What do you wish you looked like: John Barrowman.
6. How did you come across My Little Pony: Decided to watch it after hearing all the internet chatter. Started watching it regularly right after Season 3 ended and went up on Netflix.
7. What is your favorite ship in My Little Pony and why: Oh god I like so many ships. TwiDash. TwiJack. TwiLuna. TwiPie. TwiShy. TrixieDash. PinkieMac. FlutterMac. Flarity. I’ve had the most fun with TwiShy and TrixieDash as far as writing ideas go, but beyond that I really can’t pick a favorite.
8. What is your least favorite ship and why: Dislestia or Fluttercord. I can’t see Discord making that sort of connection with anyone. I also think Spike’s too young to make Sparity work.
9. Have you admitted to anyone outside of Fimfiction that you love MLP: Everyone I talk to. I’m completely open about it. Most of them would probably prefer I shut up.
10. Were they a family member: Aside from Asilin, my mother knows, but I don’t really talk to the rest of my family much.
11. Favorite MLP Episode: “Maud Pie” is definitely in the running for that spot, but I think I’ll actually give it to “It’s About Time”.
12. Who is your favorite superhero: Captain America
13. Who is your favorite anti-hero: Zaraki Kenpachi, from the anime Bleach
14. Favorite supervillain: Slade/Deathstroke
15. Favorite anti-villain: David Xanatos (Disney’s Gargoyles)
16. What was the last book you read: I’ve started Terry Pratchett’s Raising Steam, but the last one I finished was probably one of Jim Butcher’s Dresden Files series.
17. Last movie you watched: Ender’s Game, unfortunately.
18. What is your favorite song at the moment: High And Mighty Color - Hot Limit
19. What song do you always come back to: Andrew WK - Party Hard
20. What is your current job: Electronics sales floor at Wal-Mart.
21. If this is not your final job what job do you want in the future: Something in management, I guess.
22. What is your dream job: Running my own business, or being a published author.
23. At this moment in your life, what is your greatest achievement: I think as a father I’m required to say having my son.
24. At this moment in your life, what is your greatest failure: I dunno. Not finishing my CompSci degree or finding another way to get that education instead of just settling for Business Admin.
25. Do you have any pets: This is Midna. She’s kind of special.
26. What is your dream pet: Nothing, really.
27. Do you own any weapons: Just some bows and knives, and a BB gun somewhere.
28. Is there a gun you really want: Not particularly.
29. What Religion are you: Agnostic Atheist. I don’t feel the draw of faith, and I find no evidence in support of any religion. However, I don’t believe this to be reason enough for dismissing religion outright.
30. If you could hang out with one person in all of history who would it be: Thomas Jefferson, if only to have him write down his exact opinions on certain topics.
31. If you could bring back one person from the dead for one day who would it be: Either my dad, because I never got to say goodbye to him; or Jesus, just to freak everyone out.
32. Are you political: Very, tending towards the liberal end of things but favoring a few conservative points as well. Generally, I’m in support of personal freedoms and restrictions on powerful groups.
33. Are you married: Yep.
34. Do you have a special somepony: See above.
35. Have a crush on anyone: See above. I might also have an unhealthy interest in Shining Armor, but I don’t think that counts.
36. Care to explain: Do I even need to explain that one?
37. Do you consider yourself attractive: Not really.
38. If you could spend one day with someone still alive who would it be: Well, either I want Justin Bieber delivered to a secluded location so I can spend the next 24 hours beating the jackass out of him; or I’d like to hang with Andrew WK and spend the day partying. Let’s go with the latter.
39. Who is your favorite pony: This is an even harder choice than favorite ship. I bounce between Twilight, Pinkie, and AJ. And Trixie, Luna, and Derpy.
40. Any embarrassing secrets you would like to share: I still have a FurAffinity account. No, I’m not telling you what it is.
41. If you have done any stories/art what is your favorite piece(s): Of my completed projects, my favorite was actually writing Discord in Twilight Sparkle Eats A Peach, Eventually.
42. Are you a virgin: Nope.
43. What is the craziest thing you have done in your life that you have no regrets about: I have a severe lack of “crazy things” in my life.
44. What is the craziest thing you have done in your life that you have regrets about: See above.
45. Do you have a fetish of any kind: Mainly futa and light bondage. I could get into specifics, but I think I’ll leave those there. Bit of a thing for pregnancy, too. And I probably still count as a furry - never done the fursuit thing, though.
46. Do you regret saying this fetish: Nope.
47. What are some of your favorite FIM stories: Hard Reset by Eakin. The Silent Shore by The Descendant. The Games We Play by AbsoluteAnonymous.
48. Favorite Quote: The hero is the person who can act mindfully, out of conscience, when others are all conforming, or who can take the moral high road when others are standing by silently, allowing evil deeds to go unchallenged. – Philip Zimbardo
49. Did you ever hurt someone’s feelings just to hurt them: I did deliberately insult this one really obnoxious girl in college quite a bit, intending to upset her, but I wasn’t very good at it and don’t think it worked.
50. Did you answer these questions honestly: Yep.
