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How to Write Adventure the Fuzzyfurvert Way · 9:55am Apr 19th, 2014
Ask yourself: Does my story feature Twilight Sparkle? If not: LEAVE If yes: Party on
Next you need to look at the story the way Twilight Sparkle would do it.
Twilight Sparkle's Adventure Checklist(tm):
1. Identify threat
2. Go to source of threat's location
3. Locate source's face(or nearest equivalent)
4. Melt said face
5. Return home
6. Quick snack, shower, nap in that order
7. Go to Canterlot
8. Locate Princess(es)
9. Tell Princess(es): The threat has been neutralized
10. Tell Princess(es): Now we sex.
That's pretty much it. Once you hit this step of the process the story writes itself!
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In my headcannon 2024081 carries these in his pants wherever he goes. When he likes something he takes them out and balances them on top of it while people watch and whisper.
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Interesting and totally factual trivia: I work with the father of the artist that drew that pic. For srs. He is a hilarious old man named Gary.
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Give Gary my regards, and tell him the sparrow flies south for the winter.
He'll understand.
Isn't this common knowledge?
Step eleven: repeat step six with princesses.