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  • 262 weeks
    How To Lose a Month of Your Life

    Right off, just to keep everything straight, this is not a post of alarm, or apology, or even pity. This is a - very abridged - account of everything that happened in the last month as a way of explaining why I haven't logged in, checked in on authors, or emails, let my editing and correspondence fall by the wayside across this site and others, etc. It's not cause for alarm because things are

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  • 369 weeks
    Upcoming Schedule

    This is just a note since it's easier to make one blog post rather than individual PMs. If you're reading this and I have no outstanding editing work for you at the moment, this message is safe to disregard.

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  • 388 weeks
    Note to Self...

    ...next time you help an old high school friend clean out their crazy mother's mansion - think Hoarders and Antiques Roadshow having a love child - with promised payment of some really awesome, old, well-maintained (relatively speaking) furniture, and said crazy mother walks out holding a fully loaded .38 revolver and asks if anyone knows how to remove the bullets without firing the gun, because

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  • 388 weeks
    Answering Some Questions

    I won't lie. This post is highly skippable.

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  • 415 weeks
    Day Thirteen Status Report: Still Dead

    So I may have already shared this tidbit to some of you that I edit for, but I've been having car troubles the past six weeks. My Ford 500 has developed a nasty habit lately I like to call "not having any fucking power in it." I go outside and the car's completely drained. First time, they (the dealership) replaced the battery. All good... for about a week. Then they said I had an electrical

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Apr
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2014

Note to Self... · 6:23am Apr 15th, 2014

...next time you help an old high school friend clean out their crazy mother's mansion - think Hoarders and Antiques Roadshow having a love child - with promised payment of some really awesome, old, well-maintained (relatively speaking) furniture, and said crazy mother walks out holding a fully loaded .38 revolver and asks if anyone knows how to remove the bullets without firing the gun, because if no one knows how she's going to "shoot the gun until it's empty," make sure you send all wives and children as far away from the scene as possible before grabbing the weapon from her hands. The good news, I do know how to safely disarm a revolver (I'm pacifistic, not a moron) so no one died.

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