First Post · 9:03pm Apr 11th, 2014
Well, with some time to kill I thought I should write a quick blog post. I've been seeing this quiz going around and figured I should add my two cents in.
1. Are you male or female: Male
2. In all honesty, what kind of pony would you be: Earth pony.
3. What would your cutie mark be: Either a spoon crossed over a fork or a a short pile of books.
4. Where in Equestria would you live: Either Ponyville or a similar small town.
5. What was the last criminal/illegal/or otherwise naughty act you have committed: Driving with expired proof of insurance.
6. Do you watch the intro theme song, or want to skip it as fast as possible: I watch the intro.
7. Favorite piece of pony art (please keep it PG-13): 
(the image I wanted was too big: http://panzerforge.deviantart.com/art/Derp-from-Above-283246961)
8. Do you own a car, if so what kind: 2006 Ford Taurus
9. What is your dream car: 1971 Chevy Nova Super-Sport
10. Or, f*** the car what kind of motorcycle do you have: None (I have enough problems riding a bicycle).
11. What is your dream motorcycle: See Above...
12. What is your dream mode of transportation: See #9...
13. By the unknown powers at work you have been transported to Ponyville still a human, what is the first thing you do: Find a a way to make a living.
14. It seems you are stuck in Equestria till you fulfill some ancient prophecy you Gary/Mary Sue, what is your reaction: Git-R-Done!
15. Congratulations! You have somehow saved all of Equestria with the help of the main six, do you wish to return home or stay here: Stay there.
16. That question doesn’t matter, you are stuck here for the rest of your life, reaction: Live with it.
17. Seems that you are not alone, name the three other Fimfiction writers, artist, or just random people you would like to be stuck with in the world of magical talking ponies: Bear Grylls (survival expert), Kkat (one of my fav FiMfic authors), Samuel Clemens (to see if he can out-troll Princess Celestia).
18. You are stuck on a desert island, who would you want to be stucked with you and why: Bear Grylls; failing that, Jaime Hyneman, the King of Duct tape.
19. What was your favorite subject in school, recess and lunch do not count: History.
20. What was your least favorite subject in school: Math (especially statistics; I learned the truth in the saying "There are three types of lies: lies, d**ned lies, and statistics".)
21. Who was the dumbest person you have ever come across (Captain Unstoppable is a reasonable answer): Al Franken.
22. What is your sport of choice: Bowling
23. What sport do you just suck at: Football.
24. Pinkie Pie vs. Deadpool in a battle of random, who would win: Deadpool. "PINEAPPLE SURPRISE!"
25. What is your favorite show outside of MLP: World at War
26. What would your dream Heaven be: Quiet, with all the time in the world to read.
27. Your personal hell: An eternity stuck in an elevator listening to 70's easy listening muzak.
28. Five favorite types of music: Heavy metal, hard rock, 80's hair metal, Baroque, outlaw country, southern rock.
29. Sexual preference: Straight (I really haven't experimented...)
30. Watch any abridged series, or have no idea what the hell that is, so what is your favorite parody: Red vs Blue
31. Favorite non-alcoholic drink: Henry Weinhard's Draft Root Beer
32. Favorite drink with alcohol: I don't drink alcohol.
33. Do any martials arts or have done any martial arts, if so what kind: I have no place being in a fight.
34. One thing you would change in MLP, what would that be: More plot buildup over the course of a season leading to the two-parter finale.
35. If you could have any superpower what would it be: Super-strength and durability.
36. Now in all likeliness, what power would you have: Immortality and super-regeneration.
37. Superhero, or Supervillain: Super-hero.
38. Favorite movie of all time: Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope.
39. Least favorite movie of all time: Starship Troopers That waste of celluloid was just a Paul Verhoeven ego project he slapped the title on in order to sucker the Heinlein fans in.
40. Batman vs. Captain America who would win and why: Cap; Bats is a highly skilled combatant, but Cap is an even more skilled combatant.
41. Out of the main six, who would you want to go hang out with: Twilight Sparkle.
42. Out of all the ponies, who would you want to hang with: Spike.
43. Any pony you would want to date: I haven't decided (not Rarity or AJ; Rarity's too high-maintenance, and I don't think I could keep up with AJ).
44. Sexiest person ever in your opinion: Not much of an opinion at this time.
45. Any fears you would like to share: Fear of heights (or at least a fear of the sudden deceleration at the end of the fall...)
46. Is there a story behind this fear: Probably falling out of the top bunk of a bunk-bed when I was a kid.
47. How did you find fimfiction: EqD
48. Congrats! You have won $500,000,000 and you have to pay no taxes on it, what will you do with it: Set up a retirement fund with $20,000,000.00; set up a trust fund to support historical sites with $200,000,000.00; pay off all my debts; buy $100,000,000.00 worth of precious metals and gems; and put the rest to work by investing in various mutual funds.
49. You were Elected President of the United States or foreign equivalent, what shall you do first: Work towards putting term limits on Congress.
50. Did you enjoy test two, or do you think Captain Unstoppable is just wanting to get more people to like him: Enjoyed it, but its also probably click-bait.
Starship Troopers is actually based on a book.
3392196 The movie Paul Verhoeven made only shares the title with the novel. The movie was a complete waste of celluloid; Verhoeven only used the title to sucker Heinlein fans in to see his egotrip of a movie.
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Having read the book, and seen the movies, all I have to say is...
...I really wish they didn't trash my library while I was in a coma. I've had Starship Troopers for the better part of 40 years. It was still intact, despite being read many, many times. All you need to read a book is a light source. The movie, waste of everything dumped into it.