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Apr
11th
2014

50 Headcanon Salute · 5:01pm Apr 11th, 2014

Answering a questionnaire that's circulating about the website. It's like I'm back on Tumblr. Thanks to bookplayer for creating it and helping me notice the holes in my headcanon. Now then:

The Princesses:

1. How old are Celestia and Luna?
Not even they know. The Discordant Era lasted for approximately axolotl divided by zero years, and the sisters' memories of before were hopelessly scrambled. It's been several millennia since then, though, so the answer is "at least four thousand."

2. How old is Cadance?
This one? About twenty. The planetary dynasty of Mi Amore Cadenza goes back several millennia.

3. Were Celestia and Luna always alicorns, or did they ascend?
They certainly don't remember being anything else, but as per question 1, that isn't saying much. (That said, they were created as alicorns.)

4. Are Cadance and Twilight immortal?
Cadence* is, for given definitions of immortal. She's is a planetary dynast, with all that implies. (See question 5.)

Twilight? No one knows. Twilight's ascension is unprecedented, though that incident with the piano suggests she's been immortal for a while now.

*It's how I spelled it the first time I mentioned her. It's grandfathered (grandmothered?) in.

5. Have there been other alicorns in the past?
And the present. First was Faust, who was created as a side effect of creating Discord. After the Discordant Era, with both siblings incapacitated, the First Creator made the planets as a way of balancing the energies of the universe and preventing its decay and collapse. The five planets were a small step down in power from the sun and the moon, and thus manifested five alicorns to represent/embody themselves. These were the first planetary dynasts: Divergence, Cadence, Vigilance, Prudence, and Temperance. (Full titles: Mi Corriere Divergenza, Mi Amore Cadenza, Mi Milite Vigilianza, Mi Illusione Prudenza, and Mi Finale Temperanza.)

Each of the dynasts is unaffected by age, disease, or deprivation... until she bears an heir. At that point, the accumulated years start creeping up on her, and once her daughter earns her cutie mark, those years all strike at once. Many have been reduced to dust. Fortunately, a dynast can't bear another alicorn until she is ready to step down, generally every few centuries.

6. How much authority do Celestia and Luna have in Equestria?
In theory, as much as they want. In practice, they delegate out the wazoo, though they are the only ones with the authority to ratify laws.

7. Does Shining Armor rule The Crystal Empire along side of Cadance?
She wouldn't have it any other way.

8. Other than Twilight, Luna, and Cadance, what relationships have been important to Celestia in her lifetime (students, close friends, lovers, family)?
If you asked her, she'd say "all of them." And she means it, for the most part. Some, however, are more important than others: the other planetary dynasts, her other personal students (of which she has had many,) and the ponies she sees on a frequent basis. Celestia is a very outgoing pony, and exposure to her almost inevitably ends in a warm glow of friendship. It's a bit like tanning.

Ponies and Equestrian Culture:

9. Are there still cultural differences between earth ponies, pegasi, and unicorns, or is the culture homogeneous by the time shown in canon? Are there cultural stereotypes (positive or negative)?
Most cities were founded by a specific tribe and still reflect the sensibilities of that tribe. Ponyville, for example, began as an earth pony farming community and still tends to get up with the sun. It was quite difficult to get horn or wing care products there before the spa opened. Cloudsdale and other cloud cities emphasize these distinctions, since most cultural homogenization comes secondhoof from pegasi with unicorn and/or earth pony parents.

Manehattan is an interesting play on the trend, founded under the ideal of all tribes united and undistinguished. This is best represented by the Statue of Unity, whose crown and robes obscure any sign of her tribe. Manehattanites pride themselves on treating all ponies equally, alicorns included (as well as their food, their sports teams, their culture… They pride themselves on a lot of things.)

Stereotypes caricaturize tribes as little more than their distinctive traits: unicorns are portrayed as walking wands, pegasi as cloud jockeys, earth ponies as living fertilizer. Few ponies really believe this, but most tend to fill in blanks about somepony based on tribe. In short, everypony's a little bit tribalist.

A special note on chiroptera (bat ponies): reclusive as the fourth tribe is, superstition and stereotypes is a bit deeper and more prevalent about them. Precisely what those superstitions are varies from region to region.

10. Are there foods or items native to Cloudsdale that are uncommon on the ground? Are there foods or items on the ground that are uncommon in Cloudsdale?
Cloudcrafted items, functionally identical for winged ponies and useless to others, are far more prevalent in cloud cities. Food prices are a bit higher due to import costs, but salaries are also higher to account for this. Unicorn-enchanted items are much rarer; the magics powering them interfere with those that allow them to rest on clouds, just like unwinged ponies.

11. Can all unicorns learn all spells, given the time and effort spent practicing them, or is magical talent usually limited in some way?
A unicorn's magical potential can be thought of as a hill in a lake. The peak is the talent represented by the unicorn's cutie mark. Spells related to it come easiest and with the least magical exertion. The slopes are ever more tangentially related effects, which are harder and more magically exhausting. Everything beneath the water is too distantly related to the unicorn's specialty to be cast.

Of course, the size of the hill and the steepness of the slopes varies from unicorn to unicorn, and some effects can be justified by incorporating the trappings of the talent. (A postal unicorn teleporting anything with enough stamps on it, for example.)

Going by this analogy, Twilight Sparkle's magic is basically an enormous mesa with no water in sight.

12. Earth pony magic: Does it exist? What is it?
Oh, most definitely. Earth pony magic is focused on firmaments and what dwells on and in them. Both plants and rocks can be catalyzed by earth pony magic, as can their own bodies.

Most notable is the art of transcendence. This channels the metaphysical firmament of existence, allowing the transcendent pony to perceive and exploit her own unreality. Of course, doing so requires a sizable sacrifice of sanity. Almost all earth ponies know of transcendence, and most want nothing to do with it. However, the magic is a memetic contagion. Most transcendents are thus wanderers… but not all of them. Goof-offs began as duels between transcendents, to see who had best mastered the Five-Step Path.

13. Some pony families we’ve seen seem to have naming conventions (the Apples, Twilight’s family) and others don’t appear to (Rarity’s family, Pinkie’s family), which is more common? Are there reasons for one or the other?
Pony nomenclature is, to put it bluntly, a crapshoot. Some have family names, some clan-themes, and some just pick whatever. That some ponies change their names after earning their cutie marks does nothing to help the situation. It's a relic of the manifold confusion of the Discordant Era. Back in the day, anything could change. Identity was as malleable as clay to the draconequus. Ponies were grateful when their names stayed the same from day to day, no matter what they were. Trying to preserve family lines was an exercise in futility and a waste of energy in a world where up was sideways, backwards was whipped cream, and plaid armchairs were about to eat your face.

14. How much formal schooling is an average, middle class pony expected to complete?
Six years of basic education, then supplemented by either higher education or apprenticeship. Magic kindergarden is a specialized program for highly advanced unicorns.

15. What’s the average lifespan for a pony? At what age is a pony expected to be independent of their parents?
Ponies grow up quickly and grow old slowly. A month-old pony is on par with a year-old human, and a two-year-old on par with a four-year-old. From two to around nine, ponies mature at about twice the rate of humans. Ponies usually strike out on their own by ten, and a pony who still lives with her parents at the age of twelve is either a very late bloomer or in dire financial straits. (Fully aware this has been disproven. See question 49.)

Pegasi have fast metabolisms and relatively weak constitutions, and few live past eighty. Unicorns live to one hundred on average, some managing twenty or thirty years beyond that. Earth ponies can live for centuries if they take good care of themselves, though even the most careful accrue enough wear and tear that much of that time isn't much fun.

16. Are there roughly an equal number of male and female ponies?
More or less, though the screwiness of pony genetics can temporarily skew the ratio to as much as three-to-two in either direction.

17. How informed are most ponies about things that happen in other parts of Equestria? What about other parts of the world?
News travels at the speed of rumor, which is highly variable. On average, if something important happens in Manehattan, Sacrapinto will know about it within three days. Certain events regarding a certain set of magical jewelry are edited as per the Harmonic Normalcy Initiative. Twilight and Celestia both agreed that the Bearers should have a chance to live a normal life.

World news has much further to travel, especially since the Diarchy very definitely doesn't have an espionage network that certainly doesn't keep tabs on the other nations of the world. That would be wrong.

The Main Characters:

18. How old are the Mane Six? Spike? The CMC?
At the beginning of the series, most of the Mane Six are fifteen. Fluttershy is sixteen, and Dash and Twilight had their fifteenth birthdays within the month. (Pinkie's a special case, but she's physically fifteen.) Spike is eight, still a hatchling. The Crusaders are six.

19. Did Fluttershy remain on the ground after getting her cutie mark? Were she and Rainbow Dash friends all along, or did they drift apart for a while?
Fluttershy returned to Cloudsdale, but grew listless within months, homesick for a place she'd barely visited. Her parents and an earth pony aunt set up her cottage on the edge of town, with the aunt introducing her to the peculiarities of life on the ground. (No diving through the floor, for example.)

Rainbow Dash stayed in Cloudsdale for several years, but kept up correspondence with Fluttershy. Shy was actually the one who got Dash into the Ponyville weather team, where she rocketed up the ranks.

20. Rarity and Applejack both seem to have grown up in Ponyville. What were their interactions like before the show?
Minimal, but cordial. They were in the same class at Ponyville Primary, and were generally neutral towards one another. They drifted apart after Applejack's parents died and she made her trek to Manehattan and were moving in different circles by the time she came back.

21. What do Twilight and Spike consider their relationship to be?
Complicated. There are elements of sibling-sibling, parent-child, teacher-student, and even wizard-familiar. All of these go in both directions. Both have settled for "family" as a summary.

22. When did Pinkie move in with the Cakes? Is she a worker who rents a room, an apprentice, or is there some other relationship?
Shortly after leaving the rock farm, which was several months after earning her cutie mark. She was a little young for an apprenticeship, but passed the aptitude test for general education, so they took her on. Technically speaking, Pinkie is now a journeymare baker.

23. Who among the Mane Six had the best parents growing up? The worst parents?
None of the Mane Six had especially bad parents. Even the Pies were understanding, if rather baffled. Like any parents, each set had their strengths and their weaknesses.

24. Why didn’t the CMC hang out more/know each other before Call of the Cutie?
Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle were friends, and were in a different class than Apple Bloom. Bloom didn't get out much beyond school, and when she did, she was hanging out with Twist.

25. Is Scootaloo an orphan? Will she ever be able to fly?
Both of Scootaloo's parents are alive and well. Her wings are developing slowly, but they are developing. When she earns her cutie mark, the resulting surge of magic will clear out her poor mana circulation. The resulting growth spurt will be excruciating, but worth it.

26. Will Apple Bloom’s cutie mark involve an apple in some way, even if it’s unrelated to farming or baking?
Cutie marks are shaped subconsciously. So long as Apple Bloom considers herself an Apple at the time of cutiesynthesis, her mark will feature an apple. Or possibly an apple blossom.

27. How is Sweetie Belle’s relationship with their parents different than Rarity’s was?
More distant. With one daughter grown, Pearl and Magnum feel much more freedom to globetrot, so Sweetie doesn't see them quite as often as she'd like. There's some buried resentment there, which will likely make itself known as she grows older.

Side and Background Characters:

28. Is Mr. Cake the father of the Cake twins or not?
He is. Even the "purest" bloodline has the genes for all the tribes.

29. Are Big Mac and Cheerilee an item, romantically?
They've considered it, but both feel the duty to their careers more strongly than a need for romance.

30. How did Prince Blueblood get his title?
As a direct scion of one of the planetary dynasties (Divergence's, a.k.a. the House of Mercury,) Blueblood is a prince by birth.

31. Is Silver Spoon equally as bad as Diamond Tiara?
Not quite, but she's no angel herself. Part of this is a similar home environment, part trying to look good in Tiara's eyes.

32. Is Zecora’s magic common among zebras?
All zebras have the potential for such abilities, but rigorous training is required to realize that potential.

33. Why does Daring Do publish her stories as fiction?
Archeological adventures don't pay the bills. After the first few, she found she genuinely enjoyed it. Her adversaries are either fugitives or enemies of the Equestrian state, and so none have filed libel lawsuits.

34. Do you have a strong headcanon for any non-speaking or one line background ponies that you want to share?
Hoo boy…

Carrot Top, a.k.a. Zannoria Karatene Golden-Harvest V, is the heiress of a multimillion bit corporation. If she wanted, she could buy Barnyard Bargains out from under Filthy Rich. However, she's determined to be her own mare, not just another Golden-Harvest.

Dizzy Twister is Scootaloo's mother, and an easily panicked one at that.

Lyra's anthropophilia is a side effect of her job in the Office of Parallel Timelines. That much information can't be completely repressed, so it leaks out in the form of outrageous conspiracy theories. Time Turner/Doctor Whooves and Colgate are her coworkers, as will be Pumpkin Cake.

Babs Seed's special talent is entrepreneurial investment. In other words, she knows where to plant seed money. (Not a background pony, I know, but I wanted to share this one.)

Berry Punch can ferment any sugar she touches at will, including other ponies' blood glucose. This is the fundamental basis of the Drunken Hoof style of martial arts: hooves that make you drunk.

And, of course, Ditzy Doo is best pony. And a planeswalker. Where do you think she was for most of Season 3?

Other Species:

35. Does Equestria differentiate between speaking and non-speaking species, in terms of respect, rights and legal responsibilities? Is there some other line or scale used? (For example, how are cows classified? Diamond Dogs? A chimera?)
Most verbal species, including griffins, minotaurs, Diamond Dogs, and most ungulates, are automatically considered people. Any member of another species who can answer a simple identification survey, whether written or oral, is granted person status, though few feel the need to do so. Eating other sapients is a terribly criminal act, but species are not condemned for the crimes of individuals.

36. Do other speaking species form their own nations, or are all nations largely integrated, with some having larger populations of a species than others?
Several Equestrian protectorates of cows, sheep, and other ungulates are south of the country itself, along with the quasi-independent buffalo lands. Further south are the savannahs of the zebras. North lie the deerhames and caribou jarldoms.

East of Manehattan, across the ocean, is Draken, which is more or less the world's Europe analogue. Griffins and Diamond Dogs dwell in the Drakenridge mountain range as independent nations whose borders are largely defined by the mountains themselves. Along the coast are the city-states of Minos, home to the minotaurs and goats. Further east are Saddle Arabia and the camel emirates.

West? I haven't decided.

Of course, those are just the population centers. There's some immigration throughout the world. Equestria has an especially open immigration policy.

37. Are minotaurs related to cows at all?
Well, they are both mammals. In any sense other than the strictly taxonomical? No.

38. Do all zebras rhyme?
No. It's a shamanic tradition to aid mental focus and ensure all words are carefully considered.

39. Do zebra cutie marks work the same way as pony cutie marks?
Ponies think so. Zebras don't. The way they see it, their marks are far more symbolic and allow for much wider interpretation than pony marks, allowing them greater flexibility individually and in society. Ponies usually protest that a cutie mark doesn't lock somepony into a single task forever. Zebras then nod patronizingly. Suuuure they don't.

40. Do any species have types of magic, other than ponies and zebras?
Virtually all of them, though most express it passively rather than through active spellcasting. That's not to say that spells are impossible for other species; it just doesn't come as instinctively as for unicorns. Certainly no other babies can walk through walls.

41. Is the lack of buffalo presence in Equestria cultural, or simply because most pony towns aren’t built to accommodate a full grown buffalo?
A little of both. Living in one place runs counter to the nomadic traditions most buffalo hold dear, and pony architecture repels the rest.

Headcanon and You:

42. Do you consider official sources other than the show (comics, card game text, movies, novels, etc.) to be canon?
I cherry-pick. If I like something enough, I incorporate it. If not, I don't.

43. Do you have one headcanon that you always use, or do you switch depending on projects?
I go for a modular approach. Pinkie Pie doesn't necessarily have to be the creator of the universe, but the cosmogony still works well without her. Collabortion work, of course, requires me to switch out considerably more, but I still try to keep my own twist on things going. The Office of Parallel Timelines helps with this; no matter what the Equestria, I can keep a bit of mine nearby.

44. Can you easily accept the headcanons of different writers? Do you prefer when stories match your headcanon?
I love seeing different interpretations of the source material. Even when I don't agree with them, it's interesting to see the same input generate different output. Besides, sometimes the best ideas come from elsewhere.

45. Is there a part of your headcanon that you wish was more popular among writers?
Dizzy Twister as Scootaloo's mother, if only so the poor girl has a consistent parent. It doesn't even have to be Dizzy, so long as Scoot has somepony.

46. Is there a popular piece of headcanon that other writers use that you dislike?
Well, there's always troubled-home Scootaloo, whether that entails her being orphaned or abused. And, of course, when Ditzy/Derpy has actual cognitive problems. Sometimes it works, but I don't appreciate best pony being treated like an idiot.

47. Have you ever written a story or blogpost just to explain some part of your headcanon (other than this one)?
Several chapters of Sideboard of Harmony and a blog, though the blog in question is rather buried at this point, and my headcanon has probably shifted somewhat in the interim.

48. Does your headcanon influence things like your favorite pony, ship, or episode?
Actually, my favorite pony influenced my headcanon. Elementals of Harmony was written partially to give Ditzy/Derpy an adventure independent of the Doctor, and I had to build a world that would support that.

That said, I probably enjoyed "It Isn't Easy Being Breezies" more than most, since that portal supports the existence of the Multiverse.

49. Would it bother you if the show proved part of your headcanon wrong? Any specific piece that would really bother you to lose?
As I said before, I cherry-pick. I can justify most inconsistencies. In the event of complete contradiction, I reserve the right to reject canonical reality and substitute my own, especially if that canon is established after I wrote what it contradicts. Remember, all fanfiction takes place in an alternate universe. The only question is how alternate.

That said, Dash calling best pony Derpy in "The Last Roundup" was rather bothersome, as was the flashback to Sweetie's fifth birthday in "For Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils." Just because I can ignore that sort of thing doesn't mean I like to.

50. Is there something that wasn't asked about here, but you feel like you need to explain to everyone?
Every member of the Mane Six is, in her own way, exceptionally magical. Twilight, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash are paragons of their respective tribes' magic. Fluttershy has managed to convert pegasus magic almost totally to a purpose it was never meant to fulfill. Rarity has utterly unrivaled magical dexterity. And Pinkie Pie is Pinkie Pie.
Whether this exceptional nature is because of the Elements, part of why the Elements chose these ponies, or is totally unrelated is uncertain.

Aside from that, I'm opening the comments to further questions. Anyone curious?

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My headcanon regarding Derpy's season-long absence: Due to budget issues, partly from repairing the town hall and partly from an exploded oven in her home, Derpy decided to take on some extra jobs with the post office, mostly tracking down things that had been lost in the mail.

Read: She was off fighting sky pirates.

1) What's the deal with goats? Can they talk, or do they have some kind of secret language? And why do they eat friggin' everything?

2) Do any villains from previous generations make an appearance in history? If so, how?

3) What was Sombra's motivation for what he did? What did he do, anyway?

4) WHY ARE THERE DOORKNOBS? (or, y'know, anything else that requires a hand to use properly)

2000568
1. Yes. The proper name for their language is Aegean. They can learn Equine, but they inevitably have a very, very thick accent due to differences in the shape of the larynx. (Ollie Outie, Scootaloo's father, learned Aegean for ironic purposes.)
And they eat everything because they can. The average goat has very few fucks to give, about as many as Gummy.

2. Most notable is Tirek, who is now the subdimension of Tartarus. See here for further details, including the life of Grogar.

3. Protection. The crystal ponies, complacent in the protection of the Crystal Heart, didn't see that protection slowly fade. Sombra could. He tried to redesign the Empire such that it was no longer dependent on the Heart to defend itself. This involved years of forced labor to turn a crystalline utopia into a fortress on par with the capital labyrinth-city of Minos. He was nearly finished when Tweedlesun and Tweedlemoon showed up.

4. Minotaurs are excellent craftspeople, but not the savviest of traders. Celestia's been able to finagle great deals out of them for centuries. That said goods are optimized for creatures with hands is a small price to pay. The pan-tribal pony magic of tactile telekinesis helps.

2000588
>Ollie Outie; Bleat like a goat for HUMOROUSLY IRONIC purposes.

2000588
1. Ok, that makes sense

2. Well, there goes my free time

3. Ah. One of those "greater good" traps. So why the dark magic? And what happened to make his horn all red and curved like that? nevermind, just got to that part

4. Well ok then

2000793
Dark magic was Sombra's special talent. Mind you, that didn't make it safe for him, just easy. Repeated use of hatred and fear as magical catalysts lead to some unpleasant mutations.

2000753
That's the joke! :trollestia:

Of course, the size of the hill and the steepness of the slopes varies from unicorn to unicorn, and some effects can be justified by incorporating the trappings of the talent. (A postal unicorn teleporting anything with enough stamps on it, for example.)

I'm picturing a bunch of battle tanks and heavy infantry, completely covered in stamps. The ranking officer is trying to tell the new guys about all the bullshit they had to go through with parachutes and scuba gear and so on, but nobody's listening.

2000988 A yes-man overly-agreeable unicorn with a talent for rocks. If he/she decides/is convinced that something is sufficiently awesome, then teleportation! Because it rocks.

This is best represented by the Statue of Unity, whose crown and robes obscure any sign of her tribe.

I love this idea. :raritystarry:

cutiesynthesis

I'm gonna steal this term. :trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright:

The blog title, as all references to "X cannon salute" will, reminds me of New Westminster's Hyack Festival, which commemorates the time the Queen visited and we had no cannons to give the salute with. So we balanced small anvils on larger anvils, with gunpowder charges sandwiched between them, and the noise was almost the same.

I'm partially tempted to do this, but given my current opinions of the show as a whole I'm not sure it would go over so hot... :applejackunsure:

2000988
If ponies ever developed an analogue to the Spacebattles forums, world conquest would only be a matter of time and desire.

2001114
That wouldn't work. Now, if he really, really wanted to show his friends this one unique mineral formation...

2001265
I can think of little more flattering than my neologisms making their way into someone's headlexicon. (Like a headcanon, but with more Sweetie Belle.)

2001544
:rainbowlaugh:
That's fantastic. Not least because I grew up watching Animaniacs, and so anvils make everything funnier to me.

2002570
Entirely up to you, Dusty. No one said you had to answer every question, or fill it out at all.

2002991 Coming back to this much later: Actually, when I say "the sound was almost the same", I'm only talking about the explosion. An anvil salute also produces a dull, metallic clunk a moment later from the top anvil hitting the ground. "BANG... clunk!"

Interesting ideas all around. Statue of Unity was a particularly good one. Also you'll be happy to know that I'm totally adopting that Dizzy Twister one.

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This pleases me and any Scootaloos you may write in the future. :scootangel:

It's grandfathered (grandmothered?) in.

Cadence is Cadence because without it we can't have Deceptive Cadence.

Mi Corriere Divergenza, Mi Amore Cadenza, Mi Milite Vigilianza, Mi Illusione Prudenza, and Mi Finale Temperanza.)

for those who don't want to look them up, "My Courier Divergence [mercury], My Love Cadence [Venus], My Soldier Vigilance (typoed with an i after the l) [Mars], My Illusion Prudence [???], and My Finale Temperance [Pluto?]

correct me if I'm misassociating any…and let me know which the last two are for?
okay, where're sailors Makemake, Ceres, Chiraklo, Chiron, Eris (!), Haumea, the Jovian dynasts…
not gonna make a Uranus joke, Genital Veil or otherwise

10. Are there foods or items native to Cloudsdale that are uncommon on the ground? Cloudcrafted items,

Which, "28 Pranks Later" indicates, can include clothes.

so none have filed libel lawsuits.

IANAL, but libel is printing false damaging information.

That said, I probably enjoyed "It Isn't Easy Being Breezies" more than most, since that portal supports the existence of the Multiverse.

Not if it's just going into the Wyld (Faerie-land, Arcadia, あの世…whatever you want to call it)

Time to go fill this out myself, I guess.

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Don't! This got shot down shortly after it went viral. The powers that be don't like these sorts of things going around the site. The ones that went up before that policy change were allowed to stay, but after that...

Well, you'll be taking a risk at best.

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Whoops. It still strikes me (in this case) as "group (users) detected as greatest cause of hardware strain, group (users) removed from system" sort of solution.

Most of the questions weren't sufficiently interesting to me to go on, though.

. When she earns her cutie mark, the resulting surge of magic will clear out her poor mana circulation

CANON'D! …except it'll take a bit, won't it?

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