Get to Know Me · 2:25pm Apr 8th, 2014

1. What is your first name? Geoffrey
2. How old are you? A full Quarter-Century
3. What country are you from? USA
4. What do you really look like? Brown hair, military cut. Brown eyes. Fair skin. Close-trimmed goatee and mustache. Also currently sporting some nice stubble, as I haven't shaved yet today.
5. What do you wish you looked like? Wishing is for other people to worry about. I'm content as I am.
6. How did you come across My Little Pony? My buddy kept linking me PMVs and YTPs involving ponies. Eventually, I had to find out what all this pastel-colored fuss was about.
7. What is your favorite ship in My Little Pony and why? I only Friendship, so my default answer is Shining Armor x Cadance.
8. What is your least favorite ship and why? I really don't understand any Pinkie ships.
9. Have you admitted to anyone outside of Fimfiction that you love MLP? Eeyup.
10. Were they a family member? My immediate family is very much aware of my fascination with ponies. My brother is a fan himself.
11. Favorite MLP Episode? Oof. Just off the top of my head, I'll put myself down for "The Return of Harmony".
12. Who is your favorite superhero? Spiderman, the snarky slinger of one-liners
13. Who is your favorite anti-hero? Riddick
14. Favorite supervillain? There are few villains more compelling than the Joker
15. Favorite anti-villain? Victor Fries
16. What was the last book you read? The Illiad by Homer
17. What was the last movie you watched? 300: Rise of an Empire. Suitably epic follow-up to the original 300.
18. What is your favorite song at the moment? Carry On My Wayward Son by Kansas
19. What song do you always come back to? I don't really have a song so much as a genre. Lately, my obsession is Dubstep and EDM.
20. What is your current job? Currently unemployed, unfortunately.
21. If this is not your final job, what job do you want in the future? If things go as planned, I may soon be a mechanic for Caterpillar.
22. What is your dream job? High School Choir Director, but that's a job I've given up on for a long list of reasons.
23. At this moment in your life, what is your greatest achievement? Serving 4 years with the US Marines
24. At this moment in your life, what is your greatest failure? Flunking out of my first college.
25. Do you have any pets? Used to. It's been a few years since my dog Kaiser passed away.
26. What is your dream pet? I have a soft spot for terriers, especially Schnauzers.
27. Do you own any weapons? Many. Two pistols, a rifle, and a pair of KBARs.
28. Is there a gun you really want? If money were no object, there's a Barrett 50cal for sale I'd love to pick up. The price tag is far steeper than I'd ever realistically pay, however.
29. What Religion are you? Presbyterian
30. If you could hang out with one person in all of history who would it be? I have no idea. Too many names for me to pick just one.
31. If you could bring back one person from the dead for one day who would it be? This presents a similar dilemma. However, Ben Franklin comes to mind as a good candidate.
32. Are you political? Very, though I don't mix my politics with my ponies.
33. Are you married? Nope.
34. Do you have a special somebody? Not for more than ten years.
35. Do you have a crush on anyone? Not really, at least not at the moment.
36. Care to explain? I'm not in a place or a position to really look for romance. And I'm content with that.
37. Do you consider yourself attractive? I like to think so.
38. If you could spend one day with someone still alive who would it be? I have a friend I haven't seen in... almost fifteen years. I wouldn't mind a day to catch up with him sometime.
39. Who is your favorite pony? Twilight Sparkle currently tops that list.
40. Any embarrassing secrets you would like to share? None that I'd like to share, no.
41. If you have done any stories/art what is your favorite piece(s)? I'm particularly proud of my drawings of Luna and my redesign of her named Selene. These are what I consider to be my best pieces.
42. Are you a virgin? Absolutely!
43. What is the craziest thing you have done in your life that you have no regrets about? I'd say joining the Marine Corps counts as the craziest thing I don't regret doing. I always half-joke that I signed away my sanity on the dotted line.
44. What is the craziest thing you have done in your life that you have regrets about? Two and a half days without sleep, and enough energy drinks during it to leave me with wicked jitters and caffeine withdrawal afterwards. Definitely one of my most-regretted decisions.
45. Do you have a fetish of any kind? Nothing out-of-the-ordinary, I imagine.
46. Do you regret saying this fetish? You be the judge.
47. What are some of your favorite FIM stories? Fanfictions? My two favorites are "It's a Dangerous Business, Going Out Your Door" and "Antipodes".
48. Favorite Quote? "Truth is just Truth; you can't have an opinion about Truth." —Peter Schickele
49. Did you ever hurt someone’s feelings just to hurt them? Not that I can remember.
50. Did you answer these questions honestly? It's as close to the truth as you're going to get.