50 Questions I Copied from Berry Punch · 12:09am Apr 8th, 2014
Why not? Everyone likes to know things about me, don't they? 
1. What's your name?
Will
2. How old are you?
22
3. What country do you live in?
US of A
4. What do you look like?
I'm told Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory.
5. Who do you wish you looked like?
Selena Gomez.
6. How did you come across MLP?
A guy at Job Corps moved into my room, shared a lot of my interests, and also happened to be a brony, sharing this interest with me.
7. Favourite Ship and Why?
I guess I don't really have one. Any ship is great when delivered properly.
8. Least favourite ship?
Anything that's poorly written.
9. Have you admitted to anyone your love for ponies?
I think everyone who's known me for more than a few hours knows.
10. Were they family?
No. Family, friends, co-workers, even total strangers... they all know.
11. Favorite Episode?
Sleepless in Ponyville
12. Favourite superhero?
The Maxx.
13. Fave Anti-hero?
Captain Hammer.
14. Fave Supervillain?
Mr. Morden.
15. Fave antivillain?
Dr. Horrible.
16. The last book you read?
The Dream of Perpetual Motion.
17. Last movie you watched?
I'm pretty sure it was the original Godzilla vs Mothra. I think the one that came out in 1971.
18. Favourite song at the moment?
Night/Day by Mae.
19. Fave song you keep coming back to?
Short Change Hero by The Heavy.
20. Current job?
NOC Technician at an Operations Center for Providence Medical on the west coast.
21. What's your ideal future job?
A senior programmer. Like, the guy that everyone else consults for issues, but that doesn't do any of the grunt work in coding. I like solving problems!
22. Dream job?
See above.
23. What's your greatest achievement so far in life?
Not living with my mom anymore.
24. Greatest Failure?
Almost having a kid when I was 16 years old.
25. Do you have pets?
Just a cat right now.
26. What's your dream pet?
A ferret. Their poop stinks too much, though.
27. Any weapons you own?
I have a sword in my pants... ladies. 
28. Any gun you want?
None that I don't already have.
29. What religion are you?
Mormon/Atheist/Pastafarian. I want to add Thelemite, but I don't know anything about them, so I can't really include it.
30. If you could hang out with one historical person for day?
Charles Babbage.
31. If you could bring back one dead person for a day?
The first cat I ever had. I count her as a person. 
32. Are you political?
I like complaining about the government. I think everyone does. No, I'm not political, though.
33. Are you married?
Nah.
34. Do you have a special somepony?
Yep.
35. Do you have a crush?
That's also a yes.
36. Care to explain?
It's the sister of a very good friend. I've known her for 8 years. Decided to give it a shot. If it doesn't go well, it doesn't, but I have high hopes, as usual.
37. Do you consider yourself attractive?
Not really. I just look average to myself.
38. If you could hang with any living person?
Morgan Freeman.
39. Favourite Pony?
Scootaloo.
40. Any embarrassing secrets?
The first time I masturbated was when I was 18 years old... after I'd broken up with my girlfriend of over a year and had been having gratuitous amounts of sex the entire time. Man, I'm way too open. 
41. If you've done any art or writing, what are you most proud of?
The fact that my stories are typically well-received. I guess I'm not a bad writer.
42. Are you a virgin?
43. Craziest thing you've done with no regrets?
Put a bunch of ice cream sandwiches in mailboxes at night.
44. Craziest thing you've done you do regret?
Had sex with a girl for about a year and never used any protection. Why do I not have a kid? Pure, dumb luck.
45. Do you have a fetish?
I think glasses are very attractive.
46. Do you regret saying this fetish?
47. Fave FIM stories?
Princess Celestia Dark Lover and Wonderbolts Pool After Party. Both written by BlackAlizebra.
48. Fave quote?
"The farther from the light you get, the greater your shadow becomes. But don't be afraid. You hold the mightiest weapon of all."
49. Have you ever hurt someone just to hurt them?
Uh, yeah. The dude that stole my girlfriend. I got his girlfriend (my ex-girlfriend) to cheat on him. Sweet revenge.
50. Did you answer these questions honestly?
I don't know how to do anything but answer honestly. 
That's it. This thing has gotten too popular! Must...do...this...*puts on black face paint under his eyes.*
What are those superpeople from? DC, marvel, something else?
1989992
Just accept it. Accept the 50 questions thing.
1989996
The Maxx is from the comic/cartoon series "The Maxx."
Captain Hammer and Dr. Horrible are both from "Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog." (The 45-minute movie is far, far better than the name suggests. It's like pre-judging My Little Pony; you really just can't know how great it is until you see it.)
Mr. Morden is from the TV series "Babylon 5."
I knew a few of these. I like getting surprised with some of the answers. I should do one of these.
1990088 I'd read it.
I just stole this from you!
Hey, I LOVE Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog! Ah.......Nathan Fillion......Especially the good ol' Firefly days......
2010202
I still haven't seen Firefly yet. Perhaps someday.
2010563 It's only 14 episodes! C'mon, you'll enjoy it! Do you have Netflix?
2010573
No, but I have BitTorrent. I also have money. I also have really cool co-workers.
2010722 Um...okay? Well, it's good so you should watch it.
2010722 did you know your my only
Follower, thank you so much and that my first cat noel (yes we got her at Christmas) I would revive but... She was such an old
Lady and she was a Turkish van crossed with a normal tabby
>Ecocat<
2056328
I plan on continuing to follow you for many long and prosperous years, Ecocat my friend.
My first kitty was a calico. Her name was Fido, but spelled really funky. I'd tell you how it was spelled, but then you could reset the passwords on basically everything I've ever made an account on.
2056349 so it's like fiidio ?
>Ecocat<
2056519
Nah, much crazier.
I has glassers! Here dey are:
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Hawhawhaw now you'z in lurve wit mee.
Yeah, that's what they look like, except they're red and white on the side.
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But you're, like, 13.
2076194 I am 12, thank you very much.