Looking for proofreaders

No, but seriously.
I'm not saying ANYTHING about what's happening, so here's the deal:
I haven't written anything.
In a loooong time.
So, in order to check to see if my skills are up to par (or higher), I am hiring a proofreader.
Now, this is temporary FOR NOW. It could go anywhere with this.
However, I am only picking ONE PERSON to proofread for me. Out of the four or five of you still here.
So, if you are interested, PM me and I will send you everything you need.
-Burritoburger