Tuesday has been cancelled · 8:18pm Apr 1st, 2014
Good evening, everypony. A man walked into the radio station today, but he was not a man. After all, the Secret Police assure me men do not exist. Humans do not exist. Who is this stranger, and what tales does he tell?
Welcome to Night Vale.
To start things off, the City Council distributed fliers out this morning along with the morning post. By order of the City Council and their infinite reach and mercy, Tuesday no longer exists. I asked Station Management how this will affect my daily broadcasts. As I am not allowed to enter Station Management's office and can only communicate by sliding envelopes under the door, I will let you know as soon as possible.
The copy of Princess Celestia made entirely out of paper, after Whisk invited her in for some cupcakes, will now be hosting her own monthly bake sale next to the mysterious shape by the square fountain. She hopes to raise enough money to take care of the vagrants that wander into town screaming about dark shapes hovering over our quaint little desert town. She is currently waiting on approval from the City Council. To give my own opinion on the matter: I applaud the paper princess' altruistic duties and encourage all citizens of Night Vale to participate in the bake sale.
This just in: Doctor Beaker and his incredibly sculpted coiffure has proclaimed that the radio station no longer exists. I asked him over a cup of coffee if this is related to humans or Tuesdays no longer existing, and he proceeded to show me several of his fancy gizmos and whirring machines. Apparently the gelatinous creature had fazed the radio station out of reality entirely. Plans are in place to install a boardwalk and harbor where the radio station used to be. How such constructs will help boost Night Vale's local economy remains a mystery, but the gag order one of the heads of City Council just slid under the door demanded I stop talking entirely or face mandatory and possibly painful reeducation therapy in the break room. Very well then, Night Vale, I will end this broadcast with the weather.
Good Night, everypony.
Goodnight.
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That was the strangest blog post I have ever read...
"Tuesday has been cancelled"
Dangit, I just finished a Tuesday! Couldn't they have announced this Monday afternoon...
--Sollace
Yay Night Vale!
Wonderful. Juuuuust wonderful. I thought I had another day to finish my engineering paper, but then they had to up and cancel Tuesday. DAMMIT.
The poor paper Princess will probably be waiting forever, damn City Council has been mad stingy as of late. I blame Big Rico's and their irresistible pizza, if I didn't know any better I would say there was even wheat in the damn recipe.
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I made this in the half hour before class. Then I thought, "Crap; I have class." I wish I could conjure up something better for today/
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Dude, stop making me lust for a delicious slice of Big Rico's. I'll make you listen to my Let's Play of Don't Starve otherwise.
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Lol. Thank you again for getting me to find 'Welcome to Night Vale' and did you se—hear the new episode?
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Not yet. I've got a lot of catching up to do, actually. I'm quite behind. Also...
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Look at what I found...
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That is seriously amazing. I honestly didn't ever think to look for any pony related Night Vale stuff. Didn't think there would be any minus the story you made. That's awesome.
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I'm proud of this story, but the artists completely blows me out of the water. He's really good, and his blog needs a lot more love.
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This story needs more love too.. I'll see if I can't manage to help at least a bit. I know a couple people who might enjoy both.
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I actually got the idea for this blog entry from him.
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Awwww yiiiss another blog for my collection.
Maybe this one will actually update...I'm looking at you crapplejack
Good find regardless Journeyman