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I am running from something I'm becoming, but becoming one means I'm running from all I am.

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    I Bring Good News!

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Apr
1st
2014

These videos hold a special place in my heart. . . . · 3:54am Apr 1st, 2014

First off, we have a true testament to human advancement. Listen to the eloquence of these stunning individuals. These people--no!--these true heros should be worshiped for their dedication to the English language. The way the take the language and simplify it is astounding.

Here, we have a little girl. She is stung by a bee. Need I say more?

Ahhh, beauty verses brains. You want to find out what they said, don't you? You want to see them insist on a strong foundation of basic mathematics, right?

This story really tugs at my heartstrings. I laugh, I cry, I cheer. These characters are built in perfect precision and placed in complex, thought-provoking situations. I only hope that I can one day rival the narrative qualities of this person. Simply genius.

Don't mess with the substitute.

Tears of magnificence flowed from my eyes. This is the most romantic thing I have ever heard.
9,001/10 Would sing to a girl.

Truly, truly, I say to you: this video is the story of my day to day life.

Good ole asdf. You can't go wrong with asdf. asdf is adsf. All will fall before it.

This video is a perfect representation of my thought process.

And lastly,

Hopefully, you watched at least one--if not all--of these videos. They are well worth your time. They are educational, insightful, deep, meaningful, and perfect in every way.

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Comments ( 3 )

I actually forgot about Don't Hug me.... Now I remember why.

I couldn’t stop laughing at that substitute teacher video, and that valentines day song was hilarious.:rainbowlaugh: This totally made my day! :twilightsmile:

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I love that video. They even came out with a sequel!

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I'm glad you enjoyed them. And I'm happy to have made your day. :twilightsmile:

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