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MetaKnight145


"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark

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Stiggerzz and Meta review a fanfiction · 1:13pm Mar 23rd, 2014

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/146057/the-life-of-the-black-and-white-colt

[8:11:19 AM] MetaKnight145: >the life of the black and white colt
[8:11:25 AM] MetaKnight145: This should be gud
[8:11:47 AM] MetaKnight145: Kight was named after a type of toy, and was brutally insulted due to it.
[8:11:59 AM] MetaKnight145: Wow OP
[8:12:05 AM] MetaKnight145: One sentence in
[8:12:08 AM] MetaKnight145: And already
[8:12:16 AM] MetaKnight145: I know nothing good will come out of this story
[8:12:34 AM] MetaKnight145: There was only one who didn't insult him and was the poor colt's only friend, her name was, Starnote.
[8:12:45 AM] MetaKnight145: Also for some context
[8:12:48 AM] MetaKnight145: His avatar
[8:12:53 AM] MetaKnight145: Is a black and white pony
[8:13:18 AM] MetaKnight145: She is a Pegasus and they were friends for as long as he can remember and they shared a brother-sister relationship (and he wanted to change that.), but when Oreo's parents disappear, will there friendship be enough to hold out on the trials ahead?
[8:13:29 AM] MetaKnight145: Who the fuck is oreo?
[8:13:48 AM] MetaKnight145: Not even Oreo knows.
[8:14:09 AM] MetaKnight145: Again
[8:14:11 AM] MetaKnight145: Who
[8:14:13 AM] MetaKnight145: The
[8:14:14 AM] MetaKnight145: Fuck
[8:14:18 AM] MetaKnight145: Is oreo?
[8:14:23 AM] Stiggerzz: lol
[8:14:32 AM] MetaKnight145: And more importantly
[8:14:36 AM] MetaKnight145: Why should I care?
[8:14:53 AM] MetaKnight145: (Password is: Oreo, Case-Sensitive)
[8:15:02 AM] MetaKnight145: *face desk*
[8:15:07 AM] MetaKnight145: How
[8:15:16 AM] MetaKnight145: Will putting the password here
[8:15:23 AM] MetaKnight145: Help anyone you want to see it?
[8:15:42 AM] MetaKnight145: Truly we are working with someone with no dem lights upstairs.
[8:15:49 AM] Stiggerzz: lol
[8:16:07 AM] MetaKnight145: "Hello mom!" I rushed down the stairs to find out what breakfast was, it smelled delicious.
[8:16:30 AM] MetaKnight145: He isn't going to tell us what the house looks like at all is he?
[8:16:43 AM] MetaKnight145: Or what exactly the food smelled like
[8:16:59 AM] MetaKnight145: Once I got downstairs my mom said, "How is our brave colt doing today?"
[8:17:20 AM] MetaKnight145: Headcanon
[8:18:01 AM] MetaKnight145: His mom is cthulhu in an apron and he lives in a house the size of Jupiter.
[8:18:28 AM] MetaKnight145: Cthulhu in an apron, now that is an interesting mental image
[8:18:45 AM] Stiggerzz: lol
[8:18:56 AM] MetaKnight145: He has a rolling pin and his tentacles are in hair curlers.
[8:19:06 AM] Stiggerzz: oh gawd
[8:19:37 AM] MetaKnight145: Someone needs to write that
[8:19:49 AM] MetaKnight145: My Mother is Cthulhu
[8:20:08 AM] Stiggerzz: lol
[8:20:45 AM] MetaKnight145: Starring Jack Black as cthulhu's spouse.
[8:20:57 AM] Stiggerzz: oh gawd
[8:21:38 AM] MetaKnight145: That guy in your avatar as the molesting uncle.
[8:22:36 AM] MetaKnight145: "Great!" I basically yelled out as soon as I saw the food. It was an omelet with cheese and dandelions. My mouth started to salivate like crazy and my stomach rumbled like an earthquake. "I guess I'm hungry." I stated as soon as my mom gave me a weird look.
[8:22:44 AM] MetaKnight145: 1. How do you basicly yell
[8:23:12 AM] MetaKnight145: 2. How did you not know it was eggs? Eggs have a very distinct smell.
[8:23:12 AM] Stiggerzz: how do you quietly scream?
[8:23:31 AM] MetaKnight145: 3. How do you not know when you are hungry?
[8:23:51 AM] MetaKnight145: I don't blame cthulhu for the weird look
[8:24:13 AM] MetaKnight145: "Well of course you are, you've gone eight hours without food! My poor little pony. Eat up! Today is another big day!" My mom told me all the time that another day is another time to leave your mark on this world. And I believed it.
[8:24:24 AM] MetaKnight145: Yes cthulhu wants you to leave your mark on the world
[8:24:38 AM] MetaKnight145: You will cause the entire world to lose its sanity
[8:25:04 AM] Stiggerzz: lol
[8:25:21 AM] MetaKnight145: "W-w-what?" I stated after another massive bite of the omelet, "eight hours?! That WAY to long for me to be sleeping!" Jeez, if I slept eight hours, I slept WAY to long. I need to go to school!
[8:25:31 AM] MetaKnight145: >eight hours
[8:25:34 AM] MetaKnight145: >too long
[8:25:50 AM] MetaKnight145: Cthulhu, I'm not questioning your parenting skills
[8:25:59 AM] MetaKnight145: But I think you should teach him some things
[8:26:04 AM] MetaKnight145: Just saying
[8:26:21 AM] Stiggerzz: lol
[8:26:21 AM] MetaKnight145: There are some things he needs to know other than how to rip someone's mind out of their head
[8:26:49 AM] MetaKnight145: "Yes, don't worry! It's normal for a philly your age to sleep that long, jeez, drama-king!" Mom said having one of those weird faces that mares make when they are gossiping, I would know, I was the supreme gossip colt at our school, in a bad way.
[8:26:54 AM] MetaKnight145: Cthulhu gossips
[8:27:18 AM] MetaKnight145: Who knew?
[8:27:26 AM] Stiggerzz: how bout that
[8:27:36 AM] MetaKnight145: Also
[8:27:45 AM] MetaKnight145: >philly
[8:28:00 AM | Edited 8:28:15 AM] MetaKnight145: What is he, a cheese steak?
[8:28:17 AM] Stiggerzz: lol
[8:28:55 AM] MetaKnight145: "Oh, ok." I smiled back and ate the rest of the omelet happily.
The rest of the Monday morning was more of a rush until right before I left home.
"Bye mom, love you!" I yelled as I left through the front door.
"Love you too!" I heard my mom yell at me after I left the small cozy home.
[8:28:57 AM] MetaKnight145: And so
[8:29:23 AM] MetaKnight145: Cthulhu returned to knitting his sweater and his little spawn went to the education facility
[8:29:28 AM] Stiggerzz: lol
[8:30:13 AM] MetaKnight145: Once I turned the corner, I accidentally bumped in to my one and only true friend, Starnote.
"Oops, are you ok star?" I've nicknamed her 'star' ever since I met her, she liked the nickname too, so I used it.
[8:30:26 AM] MetaKnight145: Did you really need to tell us this?
[8:30:37 AM] Stiggerzz: absolutely
[8:30:40 AM] MetaKnight145: ALl that 'nickname' is, is just a shortened version of her name.
[8:30:58 AM] MetaKnight145: If you named her something like Billy bob the great anus ripper of Dark World
[8:31:07 AM] MetaKnight145: Then yeah I could see you explaining it
[8:31:50 AM] MetaKnight145: "Ya I'll be fine, only problem is that I might be late to school now." Once I looked around her I saw why, all of her supplies for school had spilled out of her pack and were currently all over the place.
"Oh, sorry. I'll help pick those up." I stated as I looked up to see Starnote staring at me with that glare, it gives me the creeps so bad, "please stop that glare, STOP, PLEASE!"
[8:32:12 AM] MetaKnight145: mmm
[8:32:16 AM] MetaKnight145: The eyes.
[8:32:25 AM] MetaKnight145: Not even the spawn of cthulhu is immune
[8:32:36 AM] Stiggerzz: this kid is OP
[8:32:37 AM] Stiggerzz: as fuck
[8:32:51 AM] Stiggerzz: EA should nerf her
[8:32:55 AM] MetaKnight145: "Why? It bothers you just as much as it bothers me that my stuff is all over the floor!" She basically yelled at me.
"... sorry..." I flatly said replied.
"You better be!" she yelled back, with a hint of triumph in her voice.
[8:33:05 AM] MetaKnight145: She is also kind of a bitch
[8:33:07 AM] Stiggerzz: indeed
[8:33:12 AM] Stiggerzz: he offered to help you, you cunt
[8:33:35 AM] MetaKnight145: If he just started walking off after it not offering shit for help I can understand that attitude
[8:33:57 AM] MetaKnight145: Better hope he doesn't' tell dear ole mummy
[8:34:04 AM] Stiggerzz: lol
[8:34:13 AM] MetaKnight145: Hell hath no fury like a Cthulhu scorned.
[8:34:19 AM] Stiggerzz: indeed
[8:35:25 AM] MetaKnight145: After we picked up all the school supplies we started walking towards elementary school, the most BORING place in the world. We talked a lot and caught up to some of the other phillies from my school.
"I'm just saying that school is very boring! Jeez." I stated to end the argument that we have been having for the entire walk to school.
[8:35:31 AM] MetaKnight145: Damnit OP
[8:35:37 AM] MetaKnight145: use bold or italics not caps lock
[8:36:00 AM] Stiggerzz: lol
[8:36:03 AM] Stiggerzz: feel my pain
[8:36:10 AM] MetaKnight145: And stop with the philly shit
[8:36:16 AM] MetaKnight145: They aren't cheese steaks
[8:36:21 AM] MetaKnight145: They are fillies
[8:36:28 AM] MetaKnight145: Also that isn't even the right word anyway
[8:36:30 AM] MetaKnight145: Its foal
[8:36:47 AM] Stiggerzz: Fillies would imply it's an all-girls school
[8:36:53 AM] Stiggerzz: which makes it kinda creepy that you're there
[8:37:07 AM] MetaKnight145: Cthulhu threatened to sue?
[8:37:14 AM] Stiggerzz: guess so
[8:37:53 AM] MetaKnight145: Seriously, someone needs to make that story
[8:38:01 AM] MetaKnight145: My mother is cthulhu
[8:38:05 AM] Stiggerzz: aye
[8:38:23 AM] MetaKnight145: "I'm just saying that school is very boring! Jeez." I stated to end the argument that we have been having for the entire walk to school.
"But school ISN'T boring!" Polo replied to just continue the argument.
[8:38:44 AM] MetaKnight145: Who is polo?
[8:38:48 AM] Stiggerzz: his shirt
[8:38:52 AM] Stiggerzz: *badum tish*
[8:39:07 AM] MetaKnight145: I can accept this headcanon
[8:39:12 AM] Stiggerzz: lol
[8:39:28 AM] MetaKnight145: "Polo, we all know that you HATE school, you sleep half the time any-who." I replied to make a point.
"But school isn't boring-"
"Then why do you sleep in school! HUH? WHY!?" I yelled back getting right in his face.
"... Cause I'm bored in school..." he said in a quiet voice.
"Exactly!" I stood triumphantly.
[8:39:54 AM] MetaKnight145: This is a very abusive relationship with his shirt
[8:40:00 AM] MetaKnight145: He uses him as a cum rag
[8:40:21 AM] Stiggerzz: indeed
[8:40:23 AM] MetaKnight145: His only solace is at school when he gets to sleep
[8:40:36 AM] Stiggerzz: "If you favorite this story, please leave a comment explaining why."
[8:40:38 AM] Stiggerzz: Now....
[8:40:43 AM] Stiggerzz: Surely
[8:40:51 AM] Stiggerzz: That should be self-explanatory
[8:41:00 AM] MetaKnight145: "I liked it."
[8:41:04 AM] MetaKnight145: "Ok, ok, you win this time. But I'm getting better at arguing and you know it, eventually I'll be as good as you, or better!"
"Sure you will." I snuck a look to Starnote, unfortunately Polo caught it.
[8:41:25 AM] MetaKnight145: You are a shirt Polo
[8:41:39 AM] MetaKnight145: You will never get good at anything
[8:41:45 AM] MetaKnight145: Other than being a cum rag
[8:42:02 AM] MetaKnight145: "Do you like her?" He asked curiously.
"Ye- wait what?!" Looking back at the colt, blushing like a mad man.
[8:42:13 AM] MetaKnight145: I wasn't aware mad men blushed.
[8:42:30 AM] MetaKnight145: You learn something new, every fucking day.
[8:42:51 AM] Stiggerzz: I think he means like how when one gets angry and starts ranting, one's face tends to go red
[8:43:20 AM] MetaKnight145: But this isn't that kind of blush though
[8:43:33 AM] MetaKnight145: It is an embarrassed blush
[8:43:38 AM] Stiggerzz: true
[8:43:45 AM] MetaKnight145: I don't think mad men get embarrassed
[8:44:03 AM] MetaKnight145: Tends to be a part of the "mad" part of their title.
[8:44:23 AM] Stiggerzz: aye
[8:44:37 AM] MetaKnight145: People who aren't right in the head tend to not care about social conventions
[8:44:40 AM] MetaKnight145: "I see the way you looked at her, almost everyday, don't lie, I can see you blushing, even if you have black fur." He replied.
"Ok, yes I like her, but don't tell anypony, ok?" I said in shameful but got it of my chest kind of way.
[8:45:01 AM] MetaKnight145: [8:44 AM] MetaKnight145:

<<< in shameful but got it of my chest kind of way.
[8:45:09 AM] MetaKnight145: I am unfamiliar with this kind of way
[8:45:11 AM] Stiggerzz: [8:38 AM] MetaKnight145:

<<< I can see you blushing, even if you have black fur
[8:45:12 AM] Stiggerzz: surely
[8:45:17 AM] Stiggerzz: black would simply amplify the red
[8:45:40 AM] MetaKnight145: Damn cartoon logic
[8:46:08 AM] MetaKnight145: "Don't worry, your secret is safe with me!" He shouted in a salute, causing Starnote to turn around and give us some attention.
"What secret Oreo?" She asked, puzzled.
[8:46:11 AM] MetaKnight145: Wait
[8:46:19 AM] MetaKnight145: She has been standing there the whole time
[8:46:23 AM] MetaKnight145: Within earshot
[8:46:29 AM] MetaKnight145: And didn't hear anything but that
[8:46:46 AM] MetaKnight145: How is that possible?
[8:47:01 AM] Stiggerzz: selective hearing
[8:47:05 AM] Stiggerzz: I suffer from it myself
[8:47:28 AM] Stiggerzz: Where you only hear certain parts of a conversation taking place right next to you
[8:48:13 AM] MetaKnight145: "Nothing," I said, " first one to school wins!"
"Fine, 3-2-1 GO!" Polo yelled.
[8:48:15 AM] MetaKnight145: And so
[8:48:18 AM] MetaKnight145: As always
[8:48:29 AM] MetaKnight145: Polo tied with Oreo
[8:48:39 AM] MetaKnight145: At least I think that is his name
[8:48:42 AM] Stiggerzz: lol
[8:48:48 AM] MetaKnight145: The description was very confusing on that point
[8:49:46 AM] MetaKnight145: Once we got to school, I remembered why I didn't want to go, first the shade of red on the school is horrible, and, there was a field trip today. Once I entered the building, the smell hit me again, paper and old wood, it's not a bad smell, it's actually welcoming, but there is something off, it's hard to notice, but it's there.
[8:50:11 AM] MetaKnight145: >field trip today
[8:50:15 AM] MetaKnight145: >don't want to go
[8:50:26 AM] Stiggerzz: dis nigga
[8:50:49 AM] MetaKnight145: What exactly is the smell?
[8:50:51 AM] MetaKnight145: Shit?
[8:51:07 AM] MetaKnight145: "Hi Oreo! The last blank flank in the class!" Yelled the one and only, Wendy-Hoof, causing her half of the class to snicker.
[8:51:10 AM] MetaKnight145: Wow
[8:51:14 AM] MetaKnight145: Thats so original
[8:51:24 AM] MetaKnight145: Come on OP
[8:51:28 AM] MetaKnight145: Also
[8:51:31 AM] Stiggerzz: you're not even trying
[8:51:34 AM] MetaKnight145: No one in their right mind
[8:51:41 AM] MetaKnight145: Would make fun of cthulhu spawn
[8:53:10 AM] Stiggerzz: true
[8:53:18 AM] MetaKnight145: I gave her a good long hard stare which said 'Not Today.' She gave me a one of horror, basically saying, 'What are you going to do, huh?', and, 'what is wrong with you?' , which I excused as being stupid or sarcastic on her part. I didn't notice my eyes had a look of fire in them.
[8:53:37 AM] Stiggerzz: of course you didn't notice
[8:53:43 AM] MetaKnight145: How the fuck
[8:53:49 AM] MetaKnight145: Do you have a conversation
[8:53:49 AM] Stiggerzz: one doesn't normally see one's own eyes
[8:53:54 AM] MetaKnight145: WIth looks?
[8:54:07 AM] Stiggerzz: body language is a powerful thing
[8:54:16 AM] Stiggerzz: I'm more annoyed at that last sentence
[8:54:45 AM] Stiggerzz: One cannot see One's eyes without a reflective surface
[8:54:53 AM] Stiggerzz: of course he's not going to notice any fire in his eyes
[8:55:17 AM] MetaKnight145: Or by ripping one out but keeping the optic nerves intact and using it to look at the other eye
[8:55:31 AM] Stiggerzz: or that
[8:55:41 AM] MetaKnight145: "Where are we going again?" I asked turning towards the teacher. Luckily my eyes went out as I turned.
[8:55:52 AM] MetaKnight145: >luckily my eyes went out as I turned
[8:55:55 AM] Stiggerzz: Wait
[8:56:00 AM] Stiggerzz: You didn't notice your eyes
[8:56:06 AM] Stiggerzz: How would you know?
[8:56:38 AM] MetaKnight145: Looks like the head canon that he is the spawn of cthulhu is more accurate than previously thought
[8:56:41 AM] MetaKnight145: He has powers
[8:56:52 AM] MetaKnight145: Also
[8:56:56 AM] MetaKnight145: That teacher is shit
[8:57:03 AM] MetaKnight145: Not saying jack shit to anyone for bully comments
[8:57:12 AM] Stiggerzz: lol
[8:57:34 AM] MetaKnight145: "We are going to a museum." She replied smiling.
"What are we going to do there?" I pondered, "I like a lot but, some things at the museum creep me out."
[8:57:40 AM] MetaKnight145: >creep me out
[8:57:44 AM] MetaKnight145: >spawn of cthulhu
[8:57:49 AM] MetaKnight145: Holy shit
[8:58:00 AM] MetaKnight145: The things there must be really fucking freaky
[8:58:06 AM] Stiggerzz: man....
[8:58:09 AM] Stiggerzz: wonder what they are?
[8:58:37 AM] MetaKnight145: Things beyond mortal comprehension certainly.
[8:58:53 AM] MetaKnight145: "We are going to the 'Ancient Equestria' exhibit." She eagerly replied.
"Why are we going there? Can't we have a party instead?" Pinkie Pie said in her usual high pitched voice.
[8:58:58 AM] MetaKnight145: Can you see
[8:59:02 AM] MetaKnight145: The problem here?
[8:59:09 AM] Stiggerzz: wait...
[8:59:14 AM] Stiggerzz: Where did Pinkie come from?
[8:59:29 AM] MetaKnight145: Is
[8:59:38 AM] MetaKnight145: Is this when the mane six were kids?
[8:59:47 AM] MetaKnight145: We need info OP, give us info
[9:00:05 AM] MetaKnight145: "No, no, we cant, it would fun though, wouldn't it?" the teacher said and some-what asked a question at the same time.
[9:00:36 AM] MetaKnight145: That teacher
[9:00:41 AM] MetaKnight145: I like her sarcasm
[9:00:53 AM] Stiggerzz: lol
[9:01:02 AM] MetaKnight145: "Yesindeadally!" Pinkie replied back to the orange teacher.
And the long and boring walk starts towards the Equestrian History, or at least, I thought
[9:01:08 AM] MetaKnight145: >orange teacher
[9:01:10 AM] MetaKnight145: Hey look
[9:01:13 AM] MetaKnight145: Description
[9:01:16 AM] MetaKnight145: Thats a first
[9:01:19 AM] Stiggerzz: it's.....a start
[9:01:32 AM] MetaKnight145: And that is how the chapter ends
[9:01:37 AM] MetaKnight145: Seriously
[9:01:40 AM] MetaKnight145: The last sentence
[9:01:45 AM] MetaKnight145: Doesn't even have a period

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Comments ( 7 )

Alternate Title: MetaKnight145 reviews a fanfic, while Stiggerzz lols occasionally

oh my god my sides

you two should do reviews more

fuck it

you know what

"My Mother Is Cthulhu" is so gonna be a story

i shall write it once i have more free time

2383686
You would be doing Sithis' work.

2383745 Hail Sithis.

I have quite a few story ideas, so it might be a while. Would it be a one-shot or a multi-chapter story? Hmm...

2383777
Up to you.
Would be hilarious if you wrote it as a sitcom.

2383792 As a sitcom? Dear god, I will make the stereotypical sitcom intro for it, even if it kills me.

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