• Member Since 29th Sep, 2011
  • offline last seen 11 hours ago

shalrath


I <3 GAMMA RAYS

More Blog Posts22

  • 246 weeks
    Luna can't sleep

    Back from the final Bronycon, more on that later. In the meantime, enjoy some horsewords. Bonus points for reading aloud.

    - - -

    Beneath a blackened sky, the pale milky moon cast a pallid glow across lands steeped in shadow.  A sea of muted grey from mountains thrust high, to plains fertile and fallow.

    Read More

    7 comments · 397 views
  • 405 weeks
    The struggles of half-assed fic research

    So here I was, minding my own business. I can't get two lines into a new story without having to stop and try to figure out a cooler sounding name than "Castle of the Two Pony Sisters"

    THEN THIS SHIT HAPPENS

    2 comments · 547 views
  • 406 weeks
    The final supper of the ficwhores

    The hot humid musk of Baltimore suffocates you like God's enormous unwashed ballsack the moment you step out the door. A sea of brick beckons the journey of a thousand steps between the gleaming glass zoo of migratory humans and the organic hive of stone and streets known as Charm City. You put your best foot forward, feeling it stick slightly against the pervasive brownish ichor of

    Read More

    1 comments · 563 views
  • 406 weeks
    Horsecon 2016

    Bronycon after-action report.


    (Confound these ponies, they drive me to drink)

    Had an absolutely tremendous time. Got to hang out with a few interesting people, such as..

    Admiral Biscuit (Hail Biscuit!)
    Arad
    Archonix
    Axis of Rotation

    Read More

    14 comments · 672 views
  • 571 weeks
    A tale of two pegasi.

    (Wrote a few thousand words today. Here's some of them. CH16 inbound)

    * * *

    It was a slow day in Ponyville.

    It couldn't be fast enough for Scootaloo.

    The wind whipped through her fuchsia mane as the grass receded behind each sharp stamp of her hooves.  Her short wings buzzed as they bit into the air, pushing herself with every erg of energy she could muster.  

    Read More

    5 comments · 845 views
May
19th
2012

Darling's Diary · 5:26am May 19th, 2012

Wednesday. August 10th.

Whitetail Woods.


I am a coward. For this reason alone, I am alive.

My post was four miles inside Whitetail Woods. Three hours past midnight, I caught sight of something.

An eye. That was it. Staring at me from behind what seemed to be a thicket of branches.

I looked again, but it was gone. My post had been quiet for some time, and now was no exception, save for the sudden beating of my heart.

Fearing the worst, I made ready to sound the alarm. But I hesitated for just a moment. I'm sure whoever was watching me saw my reaction as well.

It was still completely quiet. Say what you will about the enemy, you can't bring an army through a forest without a bit of a stir. That left me to think. I was not alone, but it was not an army that I faced.

It was just one.

As I stared, looking again for that eye, I heard something through the silence. A slight rustling off to one side.

I stared ahead, fearing to move. The rustling was behind me now.

The rustling got closer.

Against all my better judgement, I stayed absolutely still.

It was nearly upon me. Quiet enough that I would have never considered such a noise before, no more than the buzzing of a fly or the fall of a leaf.

But in that, that softest of sounds, I was absolutely terrified.

I had many choices. I took the one that allowed me to live.

As carefully as I could, I cleared my throat, and announced to the world.. "All clear on the southern front!"

The rustling had stopped. It was the breath on the back of my neck that had my attention now.

I said it again.

"All clear on the southern front!"

While my lungs still held air, I said it one last time.

"All clear on the southern front!"

I do not know how long I stayed that way, eyes fixed ahead, not even daring to draw my next breath.

And I waited. I waited for what must have seemed like an eternity.

In the span of some twenty years, I had never known such terror as those two minutes.

But it worked. I lived.

I was relieved two hours later. Sodding lazy cunt of a guard asked me if I had a good nap while I was out here. His favorite part of this watch, apparently.

Poor bastard. I'm not sure if I’m going to miss him.

When I returned to the camp, there was nothing unusual or amiss.

It wasn't until the next morning that we discovered the Gryphon ambassador disemboweled from gullet to tailfeathers, and nailed around the central pole of his tent with the stakes pulled from outside. It was just before dawn when I caught sight of some sorry ass lieutenant bolting out of there with his eyes nearly bulging out of their sockets, and his dinner not far from escaping his gullet. Just my luck I couldn't sleep after I finished my watch. I had to see for myself.

I wish I hadn't.

Maxim did a remarkable job at keeping the camp quiet. Sealed up the tent, and made it look like there was a long important meeting going on inside. Presumably there was, but I fear that the late ambassador of our soon-to-be former ally couldn't attend.

I had to write this. But now, I cannot show this to anyone. Not for that I am mortally ashamed of my own cowardice - but for that I now know something which leaves me as a marked pony.

I saw her.

The Herald of Legions, the Bloodwashed Terror, the Downfall of Nations.

I saw the Patchwork Princess.

~Darling.

Report shalrath · 1,154 views ·
Comments ( 16 )

122850

well, it's not just about slapstick humour and spaceships, ya know.

122862 I'm not criticizing. it's cool beans.:twilightsmile:

122864

heh. Glad you liked that part. More where that came from.

btw, do you remember what celestia said when twilight asked about the suit?

122875 Whoa. I think I see how this ties in. It's fair to say that I did not see that coming.

Right. So that was rather chilling. Rather chilling indeed. I'm just going to go and :flutterrage: AUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

Friday.  August 12th.

Camp Spur
Whitetail Woods

Fires billow in the distance.  The sapper teams seem to have done their part, as the eastern edge of Whitetail Woods is now ablaze.  Yet, they should have returned hours ago.  Captain Maxis has been quietly making his rounds, telling the others that we should be expecting them back any moment.  I know that's a lie.  Twelve brave soldiers, plus half that number of civilian colts from the nearby settlement.

They won't be forgotten.

There was a call put out for volunteers to patrol the river bank, just east of Whitetail Woods.  The blaze will keep the bulk of their legion at bay.  The few Pegasi we can afford from the detachment have already set out to scout that region.

The call for volunteers has ended.  Now it’s just us getting picked.  I should be thankful.  I do not really think the Herald of Legions will drive her forces through a wildfire.  Nor will she be likely to send them north, where they may fall prey to our emplacements on the open ground.  What happens remains to be seen.  However, I do not fear the Legion at this time.

I fear her.

~Darling

I am confused. Is this tying into the main story? Or is it a side story?

Maybe I should read the whole thing from the start again?

125331

Yes, and possibly also yes :)

Or just chapter 6 and 13, if you're in a hurry.

Oi... I've had time to read only through Chapter 5 so far. :fluttershyouch:

This blog post tells me I need to catch up... :rainbowderp:

This just got real.

Login or register to comment