Mar
9th
2014
Good Luck to all you Non-Australians who think you can go camping in Australia · 2:56am Mar 9th, 2014
Yes I am an Aussie, Yes Australia is bad-ass and Yes most things are out to kill you.... But that is exactly the way I like it. To those who do want to come to Australia I warn you now Drop Bears are NOT a myth, they will tear your face off, so if anyone does want to come to Australia and want to visit the 'THE GREAT OUTBACK' I'll warn you now, Keep Your Eyes up for those nasty Drop Bears. They WILL get you when you least expect it. GOOD LUCK :)
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Are you talking about the Northern breeds of drop bears or the Southern? the Northern are known to tear peoples faces off, the Southern not so much. But the Southern do have that venom
2041462 I'm just talking about both breeds in general
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drop_bear
Ahem.
I had a transfer student who had lived her entire life in Paris live with me for a week in my house, we were a fairly developed town, about two hours from Melbourne, needless to say, she was rather excited to see the sights, not that there were many, and learn more about this strange new world XD, but what we failed to mention was that night was movie night and of course, me being a complete and total dick, I decided to show her one of my many favorites... Wolf Creek
of course I told her that wolf creek wasn't far from here and of course nodded when I said that the movie was a true story
I got slapped by a French bird...