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  • 273 weeks
    Future plans

    As some of you have seen, the next mini-story is up and it's meant to bridge the gap and catch up the story timeline to that of the actual show. I had to mishmash the canon line a little bit, but now I think it's (at least for the moment) synergized.

    Future plans.... Another story is being worked on as we speak and while I want to keep details in the dark, I will give a couple bits of info.

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  • 273 weeks
    Regarding reviews

    You know, I find it almost comical how many people can just spam a dislike button on a story that's gotten tons of good reviews without even reading it or giving a bit of feedback on WHY they don't like it.

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  • 274 weeks
    What really happens now?

    Well... after over 3 years of work.... IYCBEEE is FINALLY complete.

    Final word total: 177,180 in 26 chapters.

    So what are my plans for the future?

    I DO plan on writing more stories for MLP, but I may wait to post material until I'm further into the production process.

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  • 274 weeks
    Reactions to the E.W.R.E.C.

    So it takes me a good 3 years of battling with a LOT of personal issues to get the festival itself up.... and already I've got critics....

    Can you guys at least tell me WHAT is your problem with the chapter so I can work on it? I thought I addressed a LOT of complaints....

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  • 277 weeks
    A legitimate and honest release date

    April 3rd, 2015.

    I am making a TON of progress on the story and I swear that even if it's not 100% done by that date, I will release in an unfinished form the new chapter.

    I know my updates have been few, but I've been dealing with a HELL of a lot of stuff in my real life! Mental problems, drug addictions...

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Mar
8th
2014

Update and a little surprise · 4:02am Mar 8th, 2014

Boy, mental illness really sucks....
I've been sidelined with serious problems that I'd rather not go into and I know you guys are getting restless....

So I'm gonna break a rule of mine and give a small sneak peak at chapter 25 "The EWREC". Just to show that I'm not giving up.


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"I CANT..... BELIEVE........ IT'S HERE!!!!!!!"

As Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Spike, Joshua, and Meowth all met up at Twilight's library, the feeling of palpable excitement surrounding them like a warm cloak. For some of them, it was just gonna be a day to spectate, try new foods, and cheer... for Pinkie Pie, Spike, and Meowth, it was gonna be a day of announcing (and for the latter a little heckling) and for a cowpony and pegasus... it was gonna be a day of judgement...

"We know, Pinkie, we know!", Applejack chuckled, patting her belly with her forehoof as they walked out of the tree book depository, "We know how excited you are!"

The change that had overtaken the Cowpony and the Daredevil was nothing short of insanity. Gone were their slightly pudgy tummies and smooth silky flanks... but now, they were more akin to being called Applestack and Rainbow Flab. Their bellies had grown to a size comparable of that of a set of bowling balls, making it so they they had to walk on their hindlegs just to move around due to their stomachs pushing them up off the ground like Tank on his back. It was a good thing that both of them weren't exactly strangers to bipedal movement, AJ doing more than her fair share of lifting and Dash experienced in cloud-walking. Their tummys had gotten to the point where their belly-buttons had popped into outies, leaving Meowth to crack that he didn't even KNOW they had navels! They'd even developed a set of modest flabby breasts, or as Pinkie Pie called them "floobs".

But their physical changes hadn't stopped with just thier fronts... their flanks had lost their normally modestly rotund size and now sat out like, as Meowth again as been quick to point out, "two pigs fighting over chocolate candies." The groans he'd gotten at that comparison may have been plenty... but they were all true. Even after the big B.M. they'd both taken earlier that morning, both of them were still wielding beanbag buttocks covering holes the sizes of tennis balls. And the final weigh-in... Twilight hadn't even been able to GET a reading! It was like the final indication that they were ready for this eat-off of epic proportions.

"Again, I'm REALLY sorry about breaking your scale....", Rainbow Dash blushed, her chubby cheeks turning red, "And the chair.... and the toilet...."

"It was a porcelain toilet!!!", Spike just marveled, "I had rampant diarrhea for 25 hours once and THAT didn't break it! You sit on it ONCE to poop and BAM!!!"

"Yeah...", Josh winced, "Very lovely." The teen was still going on over 120 hours of no pure sleep and it had taken 10 triple-decker soda shakes and 4 whole sugar cakes just to keep him alert..... and these were the types of cakes that could have given Pinkie Pie enough power to keep her up for a MONTH! "We said that if we win, we'll use some of the winnings to pay for new plumbing... and to clean off your bathroom floor."

The unicorn just groaned, remembering the pile that had been left on her bathroom floor amidst the remains of what had once been a solid waste receptacle.

"Well, it had to come out.... and as it was I could only get out a little!"

"Well with all you two have been eating, I'm not surprised you're constipated!"

"Girls... please...", Fluttershy quivered, "We're all stressed out.... let's not lose it before the contest..."

Josh sighed and nodded as he sipped from his sasparilla drink. "She's right. We've got this far...... It's time to put all the training and pain..... to fruition."

You've got your ball
you've got your chain
tied to me tight tie me up again
who's got their claws
in you my friend.

For all of them, the past two weeks had been nothing short of an emotional roller coaster. From pure glee at large amounts to food to heartbreak at seeing loved ones die to even full-blown mental psychosis from head trauma, they'd all experienced feelings in such a rapid succession it was a miracle none of them were babbling like madponies.

Into your heart I'll beat again
Sweet like candy to my soul
Sweet you rock
and sweet you roll
Lost for you I'm so lost for you

Yet as they journeyed towards the center of Ponyville where the main festival was to be held and the EWREC was to take place, all of them felt their senses and worries reaching feverish pitches. It was almost as bad as when Twilight nearly had to go to that alternate world when a thief stole Celestia's crown and tried to hide through a magic mirror. It was only by an intervention by Luna she was prevented from having to do something so gastly and even then, she didn't stop her shaking until the mirror was in pieces and all contact from the alternate world was gone.

You come crash into me
And I come into you
I come into you
In a boys dream
In a boys dream

"Girls, this... this is so nervewracking...", Twilight trembled, "Applejack, Rainbow Dash... how are you two not sweating buckets by now?"

"Whose ta say we ain't, darlin'?" the cowpony replied, her voice just as uneasy, "But we can't go into the festival shaking like leaves.... We gotta go in there strong!"

Touch your lips just so I know
In your eyes, love, it glows so
I'm bare boned and crazy for you

"Yeah!", Rainbow Dash added, "Our bellies are empty and ready for consuming! This is it, show time!"

"I still can't believe they wouldn't let me enter...", Spike grumbled, crossing his arms across his chest, "Just because I'm not a pony!"

"Spike, dragons aren't exactly known for being picky eaters. If you were allowed it, you'd wipe the floor with all of the other entrants!"

When you come crash
into me, baby
And I come into you
In a boys dream
In a boys dream

At this, Spike couldn't resist blushing in spite of his irritation. It was true he could put down a mighty mound of food without even the slightest of stomachaches... except for that one time with all that ice cream. But he was still peeved that he wasn't allowed to compete.

"Look at it this way!", Pinkie Pie chirped, "You're getting paid to commentate with Meowth and I!"

"Well..."

"Yeah!", Meowth cheered, "Plus dey said I could do hecklin'.... dat's gonna be so cool!"

If I've gone overboard
Then I'm begging you
to forgive me
in my haste

Applejack just chuckled, knowing Meowth and Spike had spent a couple days together riffing on classic movies and she could imagine that getting paid to heckle losing contestants would be cake for the cat-pokemon.

"Ya'll just make sure not ta go too deep, alright hun? I don't want any of them accusin' ya of bad things."

Meowth just scoffed. "Please..... ya really tink dey'll be up fer teasin' me afta' I tear apart Champagne? Hell, dey'll be PRAISING ME!"

When I'm holding you so girl
close to me

But none of them were in more thought and introspection that the lone human of the group. With tons of sugar running through his veins from all the sweets Pinkie Pie had provided, he had some sembelance of coherency. But it didn't offer him much comfort, even as he held Dash's hoof in his hand. He just kept replaying the events... all that had happened in the past 14 days all through his head like a slideshow. He had become so lost in thought that at times, his eyes would glaze over and it took a yell from his friends to bring him back to his senses.

Oh and you come crash
into me, baby
And I come into you

"Josh!"

As Rarity yelled, the teen shook his head and looked back at the unicorn looking at him in alarm. Immediately, a wince came over his boyish countenance.

"I did it again, didn't I?", he asked.

"Like a zombie!", Meowth answered, making Josh look down at his soda, drained to the last few drops of black liquid, in embarrassment.

"Been over a week since I last actually slept..", Josh remarked in contemplation, "Even the sedatives and relaxants have stopped working...". He turned towards the unicorn walking next to him, his eyes meeting hers. "It's to where I almost feel like... THIS is the dream..."

Hike up your skirt a little more
and show the world to me
Hike up your skirt a little more
and show your world to me
In a boys dream.. In a boys dream

"It hurts, Josh... I can't imagine it not.", Twilight soothed, "But hopefully this whole ordeal will all be over soon..."

"I can only hope, Twi... All this chaos, all this perversion.... You know, it's almost funny..."

"What do ya'll mean?", Applejack asked curiously.

"When I first came to Ponyville, I told Twilight how I'd thought it woulda been all cutesy and saccharine.... yet now, I'd give anything for it to be just that...."

Oh I watch you there
through the window
And I stare at you

The ponies just looked down at the remark, knowing dealing with overwhelming cuteness would have been a much easier undertaking than all that had transpired. They even wondered if, after everything was said and done, if any of them would ever be the same. It took Meowth speaking up to break them from their melancholy.

You wear nothing but you
wear it so well
tied up and twisted

"Hey! I tink I see it! I tink I see it!!!"

Looking up, they all noticed the large Equestria Food Festival rising in front of them, booths, rides, games, the whole nine yards... all in sight.

"Well girls..", Twilight remarked, "This is it... the grand festival.... AJ, Dash? You two ready?"

"READY!", the two ponies shouted in unison.

"Let's DO IT!", Josh pounded his fist in the air, "LET'S DO IT!!!"

the way I'd like to be
For you, for me, come crash
into me

And as they all entered the front festival gates and breached the festival threshold, it was then they realized that this was it... the moment of reckoning. Would they win... would they lose everything....... they were about to find out.......

Baby
Come crash into me...

Come crash into me...
Crash into me.........
Crash into me........

I'm the king of the castle
And you're the dirty asshole
Crash into me...
Please crash into me.

I see the way you crash
into me
I see the way you come
and crash into me....
Crash into me...

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Really nice stuff man.

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