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Aquaman


Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

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    Did you enjoy (in a figurative sense) me writing about Flurry Heart being in a toxic relationship in "And I Hope You Die"? Have you been thinking (in a literal sense), "You know, I bet the result of that toxic relationship's end is going to be that cotton-candy pony princess doing things that would be war crimes if she didn't win the war she crimed in?"

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  • 87 weeks
    'Sup

    Hey, horsefic folks. How it's hanging?

    I hope "in Bellevue" is at least some of your answers, because that's where I'll be in a few hours and will remain through the EFNW weekend. I'll be, as always, six-foot-four and affably daydrunk, so say hi to anyone who meets that description and sooner or later it's bound to be me.

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  • 147 weeks
    Regarding Less-Than-Positive Interpretations of Pride

    Let's get a quick disclaimer out of the way before we really get going: I don't like foalcon. By "foalcon" here, I refer specifically to M-rated stories that depict characters who are very clearly meant to be minors engaging in sexually explicit conduct with other minors and/or adults. Not a fan of it! I find it gross on a personal level, I think it's morally reprehensible that a site of this

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Feb
22nd
2014

Midget Horses Are Best Horses · 10:46pm Feb 22nd, 2014

>mfw Squeaky Belle
>mfw Diamond Tiara is suddenly a major character in the episode without that ever being teased or spoiled
>mfw Schemey Belle
>mfw Diamond fulfilling literally every bit of headcanon I have about her
>mfw I-Got-This Belle
>mfw Princess Twilight eating like a horse
>mfw We-Dun-Fuk-Dup Belle
>mfw Scootaloo mugging for the cameras while Apple Bloom prays for death next to her
>mfw Sideeye Belle
>mfw the town kids somehow just realized there was Equestrian royalty living like four doors down from them
>mfw Don't-Worry-I-Still-Run-This-Shit Belle
>mfw oh my God Diamond Tiara could not be more perfect of an asshole
>mfw Okay-Never-Mind-We-Actually-Fucked-Up Belle
>mfw Pipsqueak being... here at all, actually
>mfw Audrey Hepburn Belle
>mfw LITERALLY EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS EPISODE

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Now if only I had time tonight to do the EqD followup.

The Helix giveth, and the Helix taketh away.

My face when we finally get a CMC episode that makes them seem a little smarter than average.

I live under a dome.

Wait, wait, wait. As an iffy-brony, a guy who really doesn't much care for the show, but loves the idea, fandum, and fanfics, what on earth am I missing? Is Diamond Tiara royalty? Because if thats true, I won't except that, and she will forever be the most hated character I will ever write, save for the few moments where I might write one of those sad stories about her and the hidden truth.

CMC episodes this season have been surprisingly good! Also holy shit, dat Sweetie... just, the whole ep.

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Scootaloo confirmed for orphan (she "always looks sad"). :V

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Precisely. I mean, that's the only reason possible, no? :pinkiecrazy:

Where can i upvote this blog? :rainbowlaugh:

One of the most comprehensive, unbiased, and insightful episode reviews I've ever had the fortune of reading.

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I second this, and raise it a "mind blowingly well-detailed and thought provoking".

Quality work here. keep it up!

Comment posted by tocsin1990 deleted Feb 24th, 2014

1869318 WTF are you talking about?

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I found this post through EqD, but it just seems ridiculous how many people actually came from EqD. I knew it was a high-traffic site, but god damn.

1873299 Lol how do you think I got here? You linked this post in the review.

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