So about that Kim Jong Un fic I promised you...during the beginning of last semester...that never came

Uh yeahhhhhhhh I'm not gonna sugarcoat this; I forgot about you guys. I forgot that I promised to write a crackfic for my nigg noggz because school hit me like a train. But I promise I'll start the crackfic soon! I've just been busy with masturbating. Vigorously masturbating*. By which I mean school work. Definitely lots of schoolwork. You can tell I've been doing lots of schoolwork because most of my Deviantart favorites are nude women.

Nude women = education

Education > porn

porn > my girlfriend lol

Nice try, nature! Foiled yet again! But ahem sorry, I shouldn't waste your time. In all seriousness I should have it out soonish assuming I don't get destroyed by school in the next few weeks. If you liked my Bear Grylls fic (which I'll shamelessly promote by tagging it to this blog), you'll prolly like my Kim Jong Un fic, so watch out for it :D No, seriously, IT'S HEADED RIGHT FOR YOU GET OUT O-

*VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- thump!- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom*

*Also, not sure if this counts as "NSFW" so I'm just gonna have to ask that you guys don't sue me kthxbi