Signs you're living in a video game. · 8:56pm Feb 12th, 2014
-You constantly find yourself giving incredibly in depth descriptions of things you look at... but only very, very specific things.
-When having a conversation with someone, you have the odd feeling that you just spoke with them several times over.
-Everyone speaks repetitively and somewhat awkwardly.
-People, sometimes yourself, will insist on collecting strange and relatively useless things. Sometimes based on rumors.
-You see Easter eggs and references in your day to day life, but it always seems to be things you don't actually know the origin of.
-When roaming the city, you occasionally see people bunny hopping or sprinting around for no apparent reason.
-When people talk to you, you're liable to mention exactly what they wanted to know.
-Random homeless people working off of rumors are more trustworthy and accurate than the average politician.
Now your turn, followers.
This is my life.
My cheese was not ready for this.
1827237 You...
You're living in a video game! Aaaah!
-You carry around an impossibly large inventory in a small space.
-You stand around idle for a while and then decide to strike a pose and then continue returning to idle.
-People pay you in much more cash than they should for simple tasks.
-You improve at your job's skills... even though you do the exact same skill at the exact same speed.
-You have an unnatural desire to break pots and throw rocks in hopes of finding money.
-People question why you come home with eight pages with scribbles over them over the concept of getting slender.
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Not so bad. Only problem is many people just stand around in the same spot. Makes it hard to organize outings with them.
Of course... The one time where I absolutely need a witty comment, I have none.
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
1827257 The point. You missed it.
I had that once
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Does this mean I'm living in a video game?
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Possibly!
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I hope it's a fun one....
See, that's funny- whenever I talk to someone, they always respond, "I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee."
I have no idea what they're on about.
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It's a scam from doctors that charge per bone fragment when removing it.
Watch those knees of yours!
Jesus... I think I'm living in a video game.
Or when you can hear music around you without any definite source.
This one has been told that TheWraithWriter's mind has been blown.
Running blown_mind.exe