Q&A Round Eleven - The Answers! · 1:05am Feb 4th, 2014
Sorry this took so long, but somebody requested that I extend the deadline for questions. *looks at Greatodyer*
Now, let's begin!
Hunter reaper
How do you deal with writers block?
I just wait for inspiration to come to me. Granted, this won't work for everyone — but it's helped me out more than once.
Advisor The Accursed One 
Should I do a Q&A as well because I reached the milestone of 75 followers, or should I wait until 100?
I'd wait until 100. But at the end of the day, it's up to you.
Would you read a crossover with Kerbal Space Program?
You mean this one?
The Other Side of the Galaxy
[Everyone] [Random] [Crossover] [Adventure] [Alternate Universe]
Crossover with Kerbal Space Program, a game available at this site.
A mysterious object crash-lands outside Ponyville. An orbiter returns from space. One causes fear, the other causes surprise. Two species of intelligent creatures from opposite sides of a planet make first contact, and they eventually become friends, starting the first intercontinental alliance in the history of the planet. After all, what's a space program without worldwide support?
It's in my Read Later list.
To everyone: Why are you people so good at doing a thing?
Geo: Because we're the smart party!
Twilight: Seriously, Geo, that joke isn't funny any more.
(Geo pouts.)
John: We're good because it's us you're dealing with. (Flexes) Nobody fucks with us and gets away with it.
Doctor Robo: I beg to differ.
(Mass Carnage)
To Geo (The REAL one) from now on.
What would you do if I killed you right now?
I'd die, of cou—
What's your reaction if you see an eye in the sky, watching you like a spy? Why?
We all know any attempts to be badass for the above question are a lie.
I wouldn't care less, because there are CCTV cameras everywhere in the UK.
Did you know that there's a petition (With over 200k signatures) to deport Justin Bieber from the United States AND revoke his green card?
I do indeed. I was gonna sign it, but I couldn't be bothered making an account to do so. But I still support this notion.
The last four questions are riddles for everyone to try to figure out.
* What work can one never finish?
* If you throw me from the window, I will leave a grieving wife. Bring me back, but in the door, and you'll see someone giving life! What am I?
* One snowy night, Sherlock Holmes was in his house sitting by a fire. All of a sudden a snowball came crashing through his window, breaking it. Holmes got up and looked out the window just in time to see three neighborhood kids who were brothers run around a corner. Their names were John Crimson, Mark Crimson and Paul Crimson. The next day Holmes got a note on his door that read '? Crimson. He broke your window.' Which of the three Crimson brothers should Sherlock Holmes question about the incident?
* Two men are in a desert. They both have packs on. One of the guys is dead. The guy who is alive has his pack open, the guy who is dead has his pack closed. What is in the pack?
Sorry, mate, but I couldn't be fucked trying to decipher these. It was 12:23am when I got to this question, so I was tired and desperate to sleep. But you said you'd give me the answers... 
Dat Merc
To John from Geoverse:
Since you were a spy from Her Majesty's Secret Service (or MI-6...), where do you keep or hide your secret stash of gadgets and weapons? What is you favorite gadget and weapon, if any? Does Applejack even know about your secret stash?
John: I had to return all the gadgets when I was fired. Why was I fired? Because I chose my new life over my old one. (He looks at Applejack.) And I'm so glad that I did. The only stash I have is a stash of bacon I got from the gryphons.
Applejack: Aww, shucks, sugarcube. Ah'm glad ya chose us too. (She raises an eyebrow.) Wait, what was that about a stash of bacon?
(John quickly scoops her into a hug)
John: Nothing, hon, nothing.
(Applejack squrims, but eventually gives up and returns the hug.)
Anonymous Unknown
Only one question, Anon? I was expecting more.
This is for GeodesicDragon.
If you were a magic user ( e.g in an RPG setting) of any kind, what would it be?
Definitely a Druid, because they can shapeshift into bears and cats and stuff. 
Klakmuf
For John
I know for your craving of bacon, so I send you a half-ton box of this, with an adress of the best butcher of Gryphon kingdoms who delivers at home. Bon apettit mah boy !
John: I think I love you. (Loudly, to Applejack) I'm going to the library, I've got a letter to send!
For Applejack
I hope the fact that your husband eats flesh doesn't bother you
(Applejack watches John leave.)
Applejack: It doesn't bother me in the slightest, sugarcube. Sure, there have been times when Ah've had ta stop 'im killing mah pigs, but he's a good man at heart. And I'm sure that address y'all gave him will make him really happy.
Tim
The Greeks are trying to kill all the Vikings, how do we save the Vikings?!
Get the Germans to throw some money at the Greeks. Job done.
Which game/movie/story made you cry manly tears?
Brotherhood is a movie set during the Korean War. The ending... dem feels... 
To Geo, Twilight, Pinkie, Rainbow, Applejack, John, Ace, and everyone else from the Geoverse: Oh no, Celestia is eating all the cake again and soon she will be bigger than the palace! How do you plan on stopping her?!
Geo (singing): We'll go in like a wrecking ball...
John (slaps him): NO.
Twilight: We'll use magic! It solves everything!
(Twilight casts a spell.)
Twilight: There we go, that spell should have made her hate the taste of cake. So now she won't be so keen to—
(The sound of vomiting is heard.)
Everyone: Ewwww....
Geo: Maybe letting her get bigger was the better idea.
To John: What is the dirtiest thing Geo told you about Twilight?
(John tries to answer, but is distracted by Twilight leaping at Geo and pummelling the hell out of him.)
John: I'll get back to you on that. (Pause) FIFTY BITS ON TWILIGHT!
To Flash Sentry: Why are you such a pussy?! (I can't remember if I asked that one already. If I did, you are apparently still a pussy, despite my question. PUSSY!)
Flash Sentry: I'm not a pussy! I'm a Royal Guard, for Celestia's sake! I can't be... wait, what's a pussy?
(John whispers in his ear, and he turns red.)
Flash Sentry: I can't be one of them... because I'm not even sure what one looks like. (He glances at Twilight.) Though it hasn't stopped me trying.
To Geo: I have a quest of immense difficulty for you! You have to be nice to Flash Sentry for one full week. You are not allowed to ignore him. You also have to be in the same place as him. Do you think you can manage that?
(Geo is punching Flash repeatedly in the face.)
Geo: I heard that! You've been trying to look at my wife's private area! That's MY job, you bastard!
(He hits him some more.)
John (facepalming): I guess that answers that question.
To Zecora: I have horrible memory, could you please describe everything that happened to Geo up until his marriage with Twilight?
Seriously? You know how much I hate coming up with dialogue for Zecora! 
To Geo: Did you ever talk to Twilight in Scottish? How did she react? Did you ever do it while you were alone with her (if you know what I mean)?
Geo: I have never used my original accent with her. I'd like tae, but I dinnae ken how'd she'd tak' tae it.
Twilight (screaming): GUARDS! Somepony is impersonating my husband!
(Geo gets dogpiled by several angry guardsponies.)
To Flash Sentry: Do you sometimes feel like the butt-monkey of the universe and would really like a shoulder to cry on when you go home (or wherever a pony like you lives, probably the sewers under the industrial district of Canterlot)?
Flash Sentry: Oh, ha ha ha. You're hilarious. I'll have you know that I live in the barracks with all the other guards. And I don't need a 'shoulder to cry on'... because I have my pillow instead! (He sobs uncontrollably.)
To Geo: The ancient prophecy is coming true as you read this letter, the blood of the dark one is rising with every scream of terror, and the world is on the brink of destruction. Yet one question remains: How long is your cloak?
Geo: It's 5 foot long and is made of the finest silk from Saddle Arabia.
Rarity: Of course it is, darling. Only the best for my friends! (Squees.)
Greatodyer
1 - To Geo.
So you went to the alternate world through the mirror and knocked Flash Sentry out. Good job and all but...did you happen to see that world's version of Twilight?
Geo: I did, as it happens. She's nice and all but... I fell in love with pony Twilight, not human Twilight.
Twilight: ... I'm still mad at you for telling John those things about me.
Geo: Fuck.
Twilight: Not gonna happen.
Geo: DAMMIT ALL TO HELL. I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, JOHN!
2 - To John.
So you like Applejack sitting on your face huh? Does she also tell you that she loves you? (Bonus Irn Bru if you get the reference!)
Sorry, mate, but I don't get the reference.
But I'm still taking that Irn Bru.
3 - To Luna
Hey...want to grab a drink sometime?
Dusk Wind: Take a number, pal... to receive your complimentary flank-kicking, courtesy of me! How many more times do I have to tell you? LUNA. IS. MINE. So get lost!
4 - To Fluttershy and Haywick
This isn't even a question. I just wanted to say congrats on the boinking!
Fluttershy: How... how did he know?
Haywick: I'm... I'm not really sure.
Fluttershy: I'm scared. Hold me.
Haywick: Only if you hold me.
(The two of them hold each other and look around warily.)
That's it for this round. Tune in next month for more!
As promised, Geo, here are your answers: (Spoilered because people should try to figure it out themselves)
1) An autobiography.
2) The letter "n." (Window-n= widow; door+n=donor)
3) Mark Crimson. (PUnctuation is a question mark, so question Mark Crimson.)
4) A parachute.
And thanks for the promo, bro.
That was excellent. We should do that once a week.
Also:
John, you are a sad excuse for a Brit if you don't know your Monty Python!
BTW, Geo, you flubbed the close italics tab in the middle of the question about Celestia and cake, so the rest of the blog post is italicized.
Question answered!
Many thanks. Whenever the next round will be, I hope I have more questions.
Oh if you made another Q&A I had a question to Geo and Cadence
Dear princess of love and king of the humans (Its Geo, so don't bother Ace)
I was wondering, in the event that for some magic accident Geo ends up in Shining Armor body and vice versa, its not very easy to turn them back to their body since the spell is not clear, and to make matter worse Cadence its on heat, what would you do?
I know its sound like a very serious problem but I'm sure you will think on a solution for it, so I wonder how to solve it
P.S: I was also wonder what would happen if that exact same thing happen with Celestia and Twilight and Twilights gets into hit on Celestia body.