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Ara


Hello. I enjoy writing a story sometimes and sometimes colorful equines.

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  • 388 weeks
    My Art Tumblr

    I made a tumblr to put the horse stuff I've drawn for the internet on.

    It has some NSFW pictures on it, so I won't directly link, but it is smallhorsefan dot tumblr dot com.

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  • 399 weeks
    Rainbow Falls: Almost Everypony was Drunk.

    That has to be what was going on. It's pretty much the only time AJ has missed anything. Those are the most hideous dresses Rarity's ever made (and they were never used and she didn't care.) Nopony, excepting Twilight and Rainbow Dash, gave a single crap about what was going on. We'd seen Fluttershy try to fly fast before. She didn't. And she kept fumbling the horseshoe, like, constantly.

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  • 404 weeks
    CMC: First Lesbian Flag Waving Children!

    So in the "Hearts as Strong as Horses" song, one of the lines is that they're going to be the first ponies out on the flag waving scene.

    Pretty sure that the only reasonable interpretation of this line is that they're the first openly lesbian flag-wavers. No other interpretation makes any sense.

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  • 405 weeks
    Naming Conventions in MLP

    There was a thread posted in the writer's workshop about choosing a name for a horse. It seems that a lot of either fan-named characters or original characters have both names and cutie marks that directly describe exactly the one thing they're good at. The show rarely does this, though. The other thing that really bugs me is when authors try to put last names to characters that don't have them

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Jan
20th
2014

Rainbow Falls: Almost Everypony was Drunk. · 8:43pm Jan 20th, 2014

That has to be what was going on. It's pretty much the only time AJ has missed anything. Those are the most hideous dresses Rarity's ever made (and they were never used and she didn't care.) Nopony, excepting Twilight and Rainbow Dash, gave a single crap about what was going on. We'd seen Fluttershy try to fly fast before. She didn't. And she kept fumbling the horseshoe, like, constantly.

This is what I suspect: RD pressured Fluttershy into trying out for the Equestria Games, and Biceps was the only other pegasus available. Every other pony on the weather team could see the drama from a mile away and mysteriously was unable to try out for the team.

Twilight, or maybe Pinkie, told AJ and Rarity what was going on. Both of them knew what was going to happen before it did, but a vacation is a vacation so they brought along plenty of booze and snacks and headed over to the Rainbow Falls to spend three days having fun and getting sloshed. Notice that they weren't remotely engaged in what was going on, or honestly with helping with the training so much as they were with acting silly and goofing off.

Of course, there was really no reason for them to. Nopony cared about the thing except Rainbow Dash. The entire conflict of the issue was created entirely by her, and through her fairly immature behavior. Twilight, I suppose, thinks she's a real princess now, and so took it upon herself to take Rainbow Dash to task, but everypony else was just hanging out, being drunk.

Maybe my favorite episode this season.

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It's the only thing that makes sense.

Frighteningly enough, that explains everything. Including Bulk Biceps, he wasn't this bad before. It would explain why Fluttershy wasn't nervous too. EVERYONE WAS DRUNK. ALL OF THEM. :yay:

DERPY ONLY JOINED FOR THE ALCOHOL. :derpytongue2:

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1880837 It seriously is the most reasonable explanation. Yeah I didn't even mention Fluttershy not even being nervous and goofing around with everypony else the whole time. MORE FACTS FOR THE FACT STACK. :yay:

This makes a frightening amount of sense. I’m going to have to re-watch that episode now.

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