Thank god, Wolfy. · 11:24pm Jan 18th, 2014
[5:42:13 PM] Wolfy Hige: Yo
[5:43:09 PM] Quad Ruple: Hey.
[5:43:39 PM] Wolfy Hige: What did you wanna say?
[5:44:08 PM] Quad Ruple: Nothing. It's just we haven't spoken in a long time.
[5:44:22 PM] Quad Ruple: I just wanted to check up on you and have a chat.
[5:46:04 PM] Wolfy Hige: Oh right, I've been really seperate from the group for a while
[5:46:18 PM] Wolfy Hige: But I think I'm writting with you in the next chapter
[5:46:47 PM] Quad Ruple: You heard the news right?
[5:47:02 PM] Wolfy Hige: Something about ROM splitting up?
[5:47:04 PM] Quad Ruple: About how people left and stuff?
[5:47:08 PM] Quad Ruple: Yeah.
[5:47:20 PM] Wolfy Hige: I just heard that, no details
[5:47:22 PM] Quad Ruple: Most of us still hope to keep it going.
[5:47:31 PM] Wolfy Hige: Who left?
[5:47:41 PM] Quad Ruple: Just Omega and Arky.
[5:48:00 PM] Quad Ruple: Omega, I have no idea about. But I might hold out for Arky.
[5:48:50 PM] Wolfy Hige: What set them off?
[5:52:03 PM] Quad Ruple: From what i heard, Arky and Ob were in a call, talking about a game they were playing together and Omega came into the call with a new rule or something. Whatever it was, they all got into a big argument, then Arky and Ob hijacked the Rom account and changed the password so Omega couldn't get in. Omega got really pissed because of this and now he left the group and so did Arky for some reason.
[5:52:27 PM | Edited 5:52:36 PM] Quad Ruple: I honestly think we can probably work around Omega being gone, but not Arky.
[5:53:50 PM] Wolfy Hige: What do you mean "work around"?
[5:55:46 PM] Quad Ruple: Most people in the group didn't like Omega. They say he is an asshole, he abuses his power, and brings up things with his penis.
[5:56:23 PM] Quad Ruple: I didn't really mind him personally but with all this hate centered on him, I wouldn't be surprised if the story just went on without him.
[5:56:49 PM] Wolfy Hige: And why not Arky?
[5:58:07 PM] Quad Ruple: You know how he is in the story, he's a goddamn human who escaped a hospital. That pretty much makes him a KC (key character) and it would also be hard to somehow forget about a runaway human.
[5:59:29 PM] Wolfy Hige: Well there is a way to still have him be a key character and not really need him, but it'll change how ponies see us, kinda
[5:59:58 PM] Wolfy Hige: He gets executed for a crime, ponies ate humans, we keep our humanosity a secret
[6:00:16 PM] Wolfy Hige: Or, he's supposeed to get executed, lives in hiding or whatever
[6:00:42 PM] Quad Ruple: Probably...
[6:00:50 PM] Quad Ruple: But we just can't forget him.
[6:01:05 PM] Wolfy Hige: We won't, we just end him in some glorious way
[6:01:11 PM] Wolfy Hige: Probably with explosions
[6:01:15 PM] Wolfy Hige: And fireworks
[6:01:17 PM] Quad Ruple: If you write a story and that shit happens, he has to pop up some other time.
[6:01:32 PM] Quad Ruple: Tie them to his feet.
[6:01:36 PM] Quad Ruple: Light them.
[6:01:44 PM] Quad Ruple: He becomes a rocket man.
[6:02:31 PM] Wolfy Hige: Then, in a key part of the story where one of us is about to get murdered, his severed leg falls from the heavens and saves the day
[6:04:19 PM] Wolfy Hige: Or an arm...
[6:04:39 PM] Wolfy Hige: "Woah, even in death Arky still helps us out..."
[6:04:41 PM | Edited 6:05:06 PM] Quad Ruple: Falling from the emptiness of space, Archangel's leg began plumetting towrds the earth. Entry cause his leg to burst into flames as it fell faster and faster. Just as the murderer was about to slit his throat, the leg makes impact with him, killing him instantly and saving Quad's life..
[6:04:47 PM] Wolfy Hige: "And gives us a hand..."
[6:05:04 PM] Wolfy Hige: Yes
[6:05:08 PM] Wolfy Hige: All of my yes
[6:05:36 PM] Quad Ruple: "Looks like Archangel really is an angel..."
[6:05:51 PM] Quad Ruple: "He sent his leg from the heavens to save me..."
[6:07:18 PM] Wolfy Hige: HA
[6:07:29 PM] Wolfy Hige: We can work with that
[6:07:39 PM] Wolfy Hige: We will never have to forget him
[6:08:01 PM] Wolfy Hige: Then his head saves Celestia and then everypony loves humans. The end.
[6:09:27 PM] Quad Ruple: Hurray.
[6:09:36 PM] Quad Ruple: What about his dong though?
[6:16:12 PM] Wolfy Hige: And then, as Celestia slammed her stallionhood into Luna, the first star blinked in the empty night sky... But this star was no normal star, for it was the mighty dong of a long dead bi-pedal beast. To busy with what she was doing, Celestia failed to notice the star piercing the skies and aproaching her bed chamber, but it was not until the star had reached the window that she would have heard it. Celestia tried to see what had infiltrated her chamber, but the mighty dong was too fast and had already found a new home in the royal plot with such a force that... Well after a lustful shreak from the princess, the day came early.
[6:20:56 PM] Quad Ruple: As Sombra held the orb of power above the defeated ponies, he stood up on his hind legs, holding the orb in one hoof. He laughed such an evil laugh, that it would pierce the heavens. Luckily though, it did and what came through the hole that Sombra poked, was the almighty erection of the amazing pilot of the mighty canuck. It soared through the skies at unimaginable speeds, coming closer and closer to the earth. As sombra was in the middle of his evil laugh, he didn't notice the bright object piercing through the air like a heavenly harpoon. And just before he realized it, the erect phallus pierced his chest cavity and remaind stuck there as if it was the next sword -in-the-stone.
[6:21:30 PM] Wolfy Hige: I like yours better
[6:22:10 PM] Wolfy Hige: "Damn, he might have not turned into one, but this guy was hung like a horse."
[6:23:06 PM] Quad Ruple: Arky's got us covered.
[6:23:15 PM] Quad Ruple: I'm gonna save this.
Wolfy Hige
Brilliant, simply brilliant! All of my support you now have in this!