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Cerulean Starlight


“PISS OFF ALY WHAT ARE YOU GRAMMAR KID DEFENDER OF AMERICAN ENGLISH????”

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    So hype for BronyCon

    Fuuuuck I'm gonna have the time of my liiiiiiiife oh my god I'm so excited for this con you don't even know. I'm gonna meet my Ponyfinder group in real life!!? So awesome! :rainbowkiss: There will be board games. And hopefully cuddles. mumblegrumblestupidsexystraightfriendhmph.

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  • 435 weeks
    I am become little orange girl horse


    All thanks to Captain Hairball, the coolest person ever. Holy crap, I was not expecting this. No one's ever drawn me a thing before. I love it so much. :rainbowkiss: I'm still squeeing, days after getting this wonderful surprise.

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  • 440 weeks
    Lonely pone


    Twilight uses her magic to play catch with herself!
    Twilight needs some friends.

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  • 442 weeks
    oh man Nightmare Nights was good

    oh my god I have met so many incredibly chill people. I am reeling from how awesome this con was. Man, I don't know if I'll ever come down from this high. Have you ever seen something as adorable as David Silver GMing Ponyfinder for a table full of kids? Have you ever moshed your face in getting to watch Wootmaster,

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  • 479 weeks
    Dystopian ponies?

    Sweet.
    And while we're on the subject, you should totally read this ponification of "Harrison Bergeron" from way back in the season one days of the fandom. Beautiful little oneshot. Man, the stuff you find buried in people's ancient Pastebin accounts.

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Jan
1st
2014

Aw, it can't be over already · 12:11am Jan 1st, 2014

Today we bid a tearful farewell to Relaxing Dragon's "The Many Deaths of Rainbow Dash", in which an obnoxious enchanted book places Rainbow Dash under a curse that makes her a magnet for gory deaths and gives her infinite respawns and an inability to feel pain. The first few chapters are Rainbow Dash's hilarious antics messing around with it and becoming very casual about dying a lot, then the book gives bothersome curses to Twilight, Applejack, and Pinkie Pie, too, before running after to Canterlot to try to take over the world with some magic stuff or other that's under the castle. The four ponies chase after it and have an incredibly in-character, absurd, knee-slapping adventure with lessons in friendship and teamwork. Amazing, how in-tune with the show this fic feels when Rainbow's getting dismembered every few minutes. You should read it.

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Rest in Peace....

Had a good run...

So she's Deadpool?

I don't care. I can't read it. The thought of bloody and gory rainbow Deadpool still makes my stomach churn.

Sigh... I'll glance through it.

And... I'm not sure you can write gore in character completely.

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Nah, Kilted, I don't know if I'd recommend the story to you, doesn't seem like your kind of thing. We've said this before; I'm a kid that can emotionally detach myself from stuff that I read when it has a level of obscenity and shock that comes off to you as an unjustified perversion of pony. Yeah, treating gore so casually might not sit so well with you.

1673975 Depends on the context.

Dragon Age did it stupidly well. That kind of gore/sarcasm is amazing. But yeah, I've read enough shock horror stories of violence to picture the lolz of Rainbow looking at her own intestines just... blah.

Dragon Age nails it out of the park though. That sly sarcasm at people attempting to kill you. Devil May Cry works too.

1673975 And I'm also bais. A lot of folks can't picture the mane six swearing as much as I make them swear. I just justify it because everypony swears.

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