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Magic Matt


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  • 343 weeks
    Very useful notes

    uuhhh… Something about uhh… sawing off horns for a Mohawk or some super edgy shit like that. Ummm… Maybe we kill them all again… or for the first time, perhaps? Something something that magic bullshit actually healed them because I really can’t be bothered to write about them still being crippled and shit because that shit isn’t intense. Magic, I ain't gotta explain shit, bitch. Fucking spike, he

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  • 353 weeks
    Chapter ideas

    >use magic to force diarrhea upon those to dare challenge us
    >Eat bus stop
    >Tell somebody that you doubt their power
    >enter pie eating contest
    >bet a phat stack of quatloos on doobie
    >use magic to beam doobies stomach contents into space
    >accidently beam doobies guts into space
    >enter horse
    >steal spines
    >raid fridge
    >break into house and pretend that nothing is wrong and act normal

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  • 354 weeks
    Have whatever 'art' we made during the process of Doobie and Magic Matt ruin everything

    http://www.fimfiction.net/story/66187/doobie-and-magic-matt-ruin-everything

    All M$ Paint drawings, of course.

    Doobie reacting to Matt touching his easy-bake-oven

    Magic Matt lying in a pool of his own piss while painfully sprouting wings and a horn

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Very useful notes · 11:33pm Dec 12th, 2013

uuhhh… Something about uhh… sawing off horns for a Mohawk or some super edgy shit like that. Ummm… Maybe we kill them all again… or for the first time, perhaps? Something something that magic bullshit actually healed them because I really can’t be bothered to write about them still being crippled and shit because that shit isn’t intense. Magic, I ain't gotta explain shit, bitch. Fucking spike, he is in their side now; the little fucker. And uhh.. He is like… He found god and shit, so he is all like “I gonna be a good dragon and shit.” We yell at the fucker and we tell him hell doesn’t exist even though we just went there and made it even worse. Fucking… Burn down the library and trap him inside, back stabbin purple cunt. That rarity bitch, we gotta like… before we kill spike… Do the whole kill her in front of spike in the same way that tod killed that bitch jessie loved in front of his face. Spike will be all tied up and shit and he’ll be crying like jessie did. It’ll be awesome.

Fucking what else… Uhh… Fucking… Applejack… That cunt. We gotta like… When she is in the barn we gotta walk in and have like… some baseball bats and we gotta smash her. Fucking shrek her. Put pinkie in the oven again. Catch rainbow cunt and let doobie slowly drown her by dunking her in the bath. The bath that Matt is currently washing himself in. Flutterfuck… forgot about that little yellow faggot. Uhhh… Hmmm… Use magic and shit and make her pets be all like “RRR I’m gonna rip you apart and shit”. Laugh. This leaves purple waifu sexy horse. She is like… She could kill us, but every time she does we just spawn back at her house because hell doesn’t want us, so she ends up committing suicide to save the city by sending us back to earth in some magical last stand bullshit with fireworks and magic and fun things. It’ll be great.

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