Clop Challenge from Solid

So, SolidFire and I were in a Skype the other day, and he had to leave for awhile and he gave me a quick challenge to write some clop while he was gone, I accepted and he went on his way. At first I was thinking I would be serious about it, but being the polar opposite of serious and a major asshole, I decided to write something... else.

Here is the challenge criteria and story, all pulled from my brain in less than fifteen minutes:

- SolidFire (9:20) When I come back to skype, I want to see something amazing. Write some legit little clop here man
I want to see something hot
Do it well and I'll love you.
Spitfire x Rainbow
Do it.

- Mirage (9:21)
Okie Dokie

- Mirage (9:31 - 9:43)

Spitfire fucked Dash with a horse dick she magically grew from Twilight's magic, at first Twilight was all like "Naw dude dat be gross." But after some convincing she was all like "Dam dude that be hot." and gave Spitfire the dick of the gods. After fucking Dash senseless, everypony wanted a piece of that cock. Spitfire was all like "Ya fo sho." But then Big Macintosh appeared and was all like "In ma butt pls." And Spitfire was like "Lol fuck that." and flew away in a jet pack fueled by SEMEN.

Days passed, and after every mare in Equestria got a long hard fuck by that gargantu-dick. It had even gotten its own nickname as Dick-o-Saurus and a place in the Skimpy Circus run by Princess Lovebottom of the Crystal Empire. All the mares had gotten their share, but soon Spitfire was overrun by gay stallions and straight stallions alike, all getting dat piece of diesel fueled sea cummer. Spitfire loved the attention she was getting, but Dash did not.

On November 5th, Spitfire was ASSassinated by Rainbow Dash herself, after going into hiding, the Godzilla sized self-aware penis went on a rampage. Destroying towns and major cities with tidal waves of Semen, or annual orgies. When it finally found Rainbow Dash, the mare had already come up with a contingency plan and showed the Dick-o-Saurus a picture of one of her closest friends, Applejack. As soon as the erect monstrosity laid balls on the picture, it immediately went soft and the remaining townspeople burned it.

Some say it still haunts the streets of Ponyville, hiding in alleyways and trashcans until it finds its next victim.

Or master.

His Reaction:

- SolidFire (9:47)

What the Fuck?
You Failed.

- Mirage (9:48)

I'm pretty sure this is my best work yet.

- SolidFire (9:52)

Then you should be shot.

Pretty sure I won the game.