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    Analysis on crack ship plausibility

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Nov
25th
2013

Analysis on crack ship plausibility · 2:14pm Nov 25th, 2013

I'm a logician by hobby, so if you have a ship that superficially makes no sense, I can probably figure out how to do it.

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LUNA AND APPLEJACK!

Hmmm.... Celestia x Rumble?

1540113 Well, remember that scene in Luna Eclipsed?
Also, Luna is rather asocial and Applejack is honest. I can see it working.

Joker x Reptar
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edit; if the image broke, just open it in another tab.

1540114
It works on the same principle as Pipsqueak x Luna.

1540115 oooo, you're good... i want genuine help with romance writing, but they involve OCs (not all mine :P)... my only good romance being between a rock and a cliff, with a little help froma dragon, unicorn and tree

1540117 'Cept that they never met.

1540120
Yet.
It's a fine one-way infatuation story.

1540118
Hmmmmmm...
If you can describe them, I can probably explain how it would work.

1540121 Huh. Not really what I had in mind. But okay.

1540123
It's simple.
The Joker is a fun-loving guy, and Reptar is always a blast at a party with his advanced technology.

1540128 Pff, no problem. I already have a plan that might fit into a category of a cute ship.

Just wanted your thoughts on it. :pinkiehappy:

1540130
I can't believe no one mentioned Bluelight yet.:twilightsheepish:

1540129
I am impressed that you made sense of this...:rainbowderp:

1540137
You have challenged me now.:rainbowdetermined2:

Rarity x Barney Gumble.

1540140
It works like Rarijack but with more alcohol.

1540131 I do not know who that is. :rainbowderp:

Challenge:
Crackle x Tom :rainbowderp:

I've been challenged to write a clopfic of that and get it in the feature box.
*eagerly awaits your take on it*

1540149
Blueblood and Twilight.
1540152
Spike is Twilight's "younger brother", so it works like Cadence x Twilight except with the added variable of the trans-species situation.
1540221
I don't write clopfics. I might write it as a romance, though.

1554797 Good luck with that.

Just cuz I wanna join the fun:
Sombra and hmm... Pinkie Pie! Wait that's too easy... Sombra and Rainbow Dash.

Oh and just a fun little twist cuz I'm a jerk: explain why Lyra and BonBon doesn't work. And why Vinyl Scratch and Octavia wouldn't work.

Have fun ^^
You can give me one to try and solve; I need something fun to do.

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Sombra and Rainbow Dash?
Hmmmmmm...
She is out flying around and being awesome, and she finds him alone in some remote area. Being Rainbow Dash (unlike being Fluttershy) she prepares to attack him like any good guy would, only to discover, to her shock, he's barely alive. Being tough, she doesn't instantly look to save him, but also being a reasonably decent pony, she doesn't really want to leave him there to die. So she takes him to the nearest hospital (Cloudsdale? Ponyville? Crystal Empire? Wherever.) and tells them to take care of him and notify the Royal Guard. She keeps track of his condition, and as he heals, she starts feeling decidedly un-awesome around him, and when he finds out she was the mare who saved him, their relationship starts to alter.

As for Lyra and Bon Bon, I don't know either of them well enough, but I can do Octavia and Vinyl Scratch.
Octavia is a very high-brow, very refined, very cultured pony who enjoys the upper class. Vinyl is, well, Vinyl. I don't think a better case can be made then simply "Vinyl is Vinyl."
As for you...
Neon Lights (Rising Star) and Twilight Sparkle.

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