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JenkinsRevenge


the caliphate's pretty cool [hr] [11:22:47 PM] RainbowBob: I like this Jenkins guy [hr] [6:34:14 PM] Klael Cullinan: Why is it when I'm drunk I relate to you more?

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  • 383 weeks
    >editing

    >editing

    ...

    Apple jack

    :rainbowderp:

    bu...

    pffwadabada...

    mcflurffmrphlul...

    3...

    2...

    1...

    Jenkins R
    8:33 PM Today
    MY EYES!!!!!!11!!!1

    Jenkins R
    8:34 PM Today
    IT BURNS US!

    Jenkins R
    8:34 PM Today
    OH SWEET SHREK11!

    Jenkins R
    8:34 PM Today
    AHHHHHHHHHHH!

    Jenkins R
    8:34 PM Today
    TAKE THIS CUP AWAY!

    Jenkins R
    8:35 PM Today

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    45 comments · 699 views
  • 384 weeks
    neeeer, pewpewpew, fwoosh

    eh, meh 2 :/

    That is all. Equestria is ours.

    :rainbowwild::derpytongue2:

    1 comments · 443 views
  • 384 weeks
    bwaaaaaaaaah


    Queen Trottingham iz bst poni:rainbowwild:

    dem mlpfim comix tho:twilightsmile:

    That is all. Equestria is ours.

    :rainbowwild::derpytongue2:

    13 comments · 616 views
  • 385 weeks
    Giggle giggle sn0rt sn0rt

    nerthos "War. War never changes. Call of Duty illustrates this by releasing the same game every year."
    about 3 days ago

    & there w3r3 topk3ks and lolzies for everi1

    That is all. Equestria is ours.

    :rainbowwild::derpytongue2:

    1 comments · 362 views
  • 385 weeks
    mermare/merpony pr0n

    [10:40:37 PM] Klael Cullinan: I've seen worse.
    Not a surprise since I'm a colossal pervert.
    [10:40:48 PM] Cobalt Crab's Crackpot Crystal Cracker Crumpet [Ravensbourne]: we b0th r
    [10:40:57 PM] Klael Cullinan: I know.
    [10:41:05 PM] Cobalt Crab's Crackpot Crystal Cracker Crumpet [Ravensbourne]: (y)
    [10:41:18 PM] Klael Cullinan: Its another reason why I like you.

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    22 comments · 481 views
Nov
19th
2013

Crystalline Delight · 2:04pm Nov 19th, 2013

meh, g0t b0r3d w8in 4 int3rn3t tu buffr n wr0te diz
Crystalline Delight

Purgatory of happiness and bliss,
A brilliant beacon of the love far exceeding that of a kiss.
Peace and unity,
Brilliance and clarity.
Until the reign of immorality.

Cries of pain plagued the land with the stallion's coming,
Trumpets and horns blared his armies' marching.
Steel struck Crystal and Crystal struck Steel,
And we forced the enemy to yield.
They came and passed,
But returned at last,
From a gorge of dark magic.
With intentions to cause devastation most tragic,
He descended upon us alone.
His heart frozen to stone.

That Somber knight,
Challenging the ancient rights,
My eyes beheld the terrible fright,
For at the end of that disputed night,
There remained nothing of our crystalline delight.

This wasn't a pilgrim claiming to have seen the light,
No!
For we felt no touch and breathed no air under his awesome might!

He preached his sovereignty,
Over our oligarchy.
And with ours spirits waning,
His power gaining,
The shadows of our souls became overbearing.

Our coats once gleaming bright and strong,
How dulled and unsaturated under his song!
We said, "Tear down the king of darkness and of shadow!"

Rising up, and falling down,
Our valiant efforts crushed into the ground.

Here we stand,
Shackled and chained,
Like animals to be restrained.

They gleam green his eyes,
Dancing with fires of envy.
For in his heart so black and sullied,
This king knows he must hurry.

There will come a day when freedom reigns,
And to the sky all our necks will crane.
Not once, not twice, nor thrice,
Oh no,
Four times the southern lights shall ignite,
Three falling, the final, restoring our crystalline delight.

That is all. Equestria is ours.

:rainbowwild::derpytongue2:

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I shall hold my cynical tongue at bay
For hurting friendship does not pay
In the end all that's left to say
"Its not that bad at the end of the day."

Hint:

Rising up, and falling down,

Our valiant effort was crushed into the ground.

Use: Our valiant efforts crushed to the ground.
Poetry is about reducing as much as possible while leaving the point clear... plus it just sounds more professional.

So how are you doing you ugly son of a mare?

1521332
Oh well. It was half-assed anyway :derpytongue2: I'll keep that in mind though:pinkiehappy:Thanks

Meh, life is boring and busy. Bored and busy. Not a good combination:pinkiesick:

How have you been?:duck:

That is all. Equestria is ours.

:rainbowwild::derpytongue2:

1521434
Seeing as I'm sunk into a creative cell pool right now not so good, Only twice in my life has this happened to me and always it leaves me lacking the will to do anything.

Sucks like a bitch is what it is.

What the hell happened? I think I was on this site almost every day, I was getting into vector art as well! I think my brain needs some excitement... a war or something to put the adrenaline back in.

You're absolutely right though, boring and busy, damn this crap, we were slowly taking over FimFiction!

I need to mix some napalm... :ajbemused:

1521904
Y.

P.S.
Luv da nu avatar:pinkiehappy:
1521753

Seeing as I'm sunk into a creative cell pool right now not so good, Only twice in my life has this happened to me and always it leaves me lacking the will to do anything.

Sucks like a bitch is what it is.

I'm not quite sure I understand...

What the hell happened? I think I was on this site almost every day, I was getting into vector art as well! I think my brain needs some excitement... a war or something to put the adrenaline back in.

I suggest..... Sexxx.

You're absolutely right though, boring and busy, damn this crap, we were slowly taking over FimFiction!

Life sucks... And then swallows. Spitters are quitters:raritywink:

I need to mix some napalm...

We all do every once in a while. Like when there is a NSFW ban:trollestia:

That is all. Equestria is ours.

:rainbowwild::derpytongue2:

1521967 Thanks, I'm staring into your soul:twilightsmile:

1522149
:rainbowlaugh:
What soul?:trollestia:

That is all. Equestria is ours.

:rainbowwild::derpytongue2:

1522198 Lord Tyrion gives me the strength to stare into the abyss.
Praise Lord Tyrion for His enormous... wisdom!

1522247
Wisdom, yes, his wisdom teaches long, hard lessons.

That is all. Equestria is ours.

:rainbowwild::derpytongue2:

1521967
I had sex yesterday and it did nothing, I had sex the day before and it did nothing... sex this time is not the answer. (sacrilege I know)

And the thing that confused you is that my imagination is on the fritz and its making me crazy... (will I dream Dave?)

I NEED TO BURN SOMETHING SOON OR I'M GOING TO GO INSANE!... wait I'm already insane... MOREEEE INSANE!!!

I had sex yesterday and it did nothing, I had sex the day before and it did nothing... sex this time is not the answer. (sacrilege I know)

And the thing that confused you is that my imagination is on the fritz and its making me crazy... (will I dream Dave?)

It's good to know there's something that gets your creative juices flowing:trollestia:

I NEED TO BURN SOMETHING SOON OR I'M GOING TO GO INSANE!... wait I'm already insane... MOREEEE INSANE!!!

We can make fires for hobos, just light the inside of their trash cans on fire for them!:pinkiehappy:

:pinkiecrazy:THE P0WER OF PYR0!:pinkiecrazy:

That is all. Equestria is ours.

:rainbowwild::derpytongue2:

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