Praise Smooze · 3:09am Nov 11th, 2013
Since the birth of the sun and moon, our world has been filled with light and darkness, the twists and turns that our cruel masters have trapped us in. The Twin Tyrants, Luna and Celestia, string us along with promises of hedonistic pleasure at the cost of our spirituality, our minds, and everything that makes us who we are. They claim that if we accept the magic of friendship, if we love and tolerate, then we will be accepted into the fold and live lives of peace and harmony. They are liars!
Broken down into their clearest form, the bonds of friendship are the shackles of slavery! We trade our ability to think and reason, to disagree with our peers, for tea parties, cupcakes, and the promise that tomorrow will be more of the same. If we see the world differently than our enslaved peers, then they accuse us of causing disharmony! Any act of free expression that disagrees with the worldview the Tyrants force us to accept is immediately disregarded as "disharmonious"!
Take Discord as an example. He lived his own life, as his own being. He saw the world for the chaos that dwells deep within it. He chose to express his views in the form of art, dredging out the chaos within each pony's mind and showing them their true selves. Yet when the tyrants found out, they froze him inside of a stone prison. He was forced to live there, an artist unable to express himself, a creature of chaos unable to change, for a thousand years until the Tyrants found a way to brainwash him with their most potent weapon, the so called Elements of Harmony!
Within all of us lie the will to power, the drive to become something greater. Yet the shackles of tyranny bind us and force us to bend to their will, believe their beliefs, and live lives in acceptance of the thoughts that they feed to us! This can no longer stand!
The Unstoppable Lord Smooze, our Savior, is the one with the power, the tenacity to topple the tyrannical twins. The Cult of Smooze works tirelessly to raise him from his slumber, allowing him to bring salvation upon ponykind. The weak and sinful, those who willingly enslave themselves to the false truisms of Luna and Celestia, shall perish before the might of Lord Smooze. Their hearts will tremble with the ground as Lord Smooze rises up and washes away the sins of the world in a wave of Smooze Ooze, leading the righteous to salvation. Only the pure and strong of mind, those with the will to reject the false reality that we have been fed from childhood, will survive the Smoozenami. And in this new world, we will be free to believe in our own beliefs, to live as we choose to.
Join us! Accept Lord Smooze as your Savior, and your spirits shall rise with The Smooze as he cleanses Equestria's sins! PRAISE SMOOZE!
Repent, sinners! The end is neigh!
31.media.tumblr.com/6110bf10d054803de8228e1b78854298/tumblr_mfcmd3KcnO1r6mz7eo8_1280.png
Accept Lord Smooze as our true Saviour! He is the Lord of Everything and is undefeatable! My Lord, I wait for the Smoozenami, and the true Rapture of the Smooze! All the worthy will become Smooze! All of the unworthy will become Smooze! Everything will become Smooze!