Venting. This has nothing to do with stories, move along. · 6:04am Nov 2nd, 2013

First off, this is a venting blog. Do not take anything I say here seriously, I'm not in the best place mentally right now. There will be swearing and angry words. Ye hath been warned. Secondly, if I could tag blogs like I can tag stories, I would hit the sad tag. Be warned. Thirdly, this is an open letter to whoever was driving the car that hit my dog on Thursday. With that out of the way: here it is.

Dear asshole,

I don't know who you are, I know you'll probably never see this, and frankly I don't care. You are a fucking asshole. Thank you so damn much for not even having basic human compassion, you sack of shit. Leaving it up to some other random fucking stranger to call us and tell us that they found our dog, it "didn't look good", and we should hurry. "Found", not "hit". No, that was you. I don't blame you for hitting her. There are many reasons for this. It was the top of a hill, it was night, it had been raining all night, she's dark, and—frankly—she's a fucking ditz. Well, was a fucking ditz. Yeah, that's right, you fucking killed a goddamn living being and didn't even have the goddamn common courtesy to stop your fucking car.

Fuck you for not stopping to check on her, and fuck you for making us have to choose between having a paralyzed, mentally deficient dog that couldn't even hold her shit in and most likely wouldn't even make it the night anyway or having mercy and putting her down. Just because I don't blame you, doesn't mean I don't hate you. I hope she fucked up your car. I hope that she hit you headfirst so that her thick fucking skull put a nice fucking dent in your fucking car. I hope you had a nice fucking expensive car, just so that I know that she hit you back. I hope you treat your car like your fucking baby, you cunt. I hope you hurt a fraction as much as we do. I hope you realize exactly what kind of fucking emotionless fuck you are and jump off a goddamn bridge.

Fuck you.

And to any reading this, thanks for listening.

-HB

EDIT: Here's a picture of the adorable dumbass. We'll miss you, Reesie.