Hmm, I thought more people would have questions. · 2:34am Apr 19th, 2012

but, fuck it.

Killjoy!

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Depends on how well you can play the jelly.

What have you not done for teh lulz?

“The lulz?” I have never publicly humiliated someone.

Wanna go to funky town?

Only if you pay for the doughnuts.

Have you been to funky town?

Twice. Nice place, bit expensive.

Wanna get down in funky town?

I’m a giver, not a taker. Here’s some aspirin.

MyLittleBurger…
The plot thickens to the point of oatmeal?

Only on Tuesdays.

Skyscraper123.

Does Funky Town exist?

Yes.

Does your Taco speak to you?

Only during the summer solstice in winter.

Would you shove a lollipop down your friend's mouth?

I have done this.

Have you punched someone in the face?

Yes.

If you have have you done it for Teh Lolz?

No.

Anonj17
Are you planning to do a sequel to The Nature of the Beast?

Err…. Fuck. Tough question. In a way I am continuing Eclipses journey with Hooves and hands. But, I suppose on a more literal sense. I may as a stress reliever eventually. People would need to offer ideas for positions to put him in though. I can’t update like I used to because I avoid ‘cliché’ situations now. Whereas with TNOTB I just wrote. If I hit a cliché, or reused a plot point from another story, oh well. Now, I’m more conscious about it. And it slows me down a bit.

TacoTown

What would you think of a city made entirely of mexican food?

I prefer Chinese.

also, did you know that fermented mayonaise is a highly unstable and dangerous high explosive?

I did.

NotATree

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Not big on Klondike’s. So, not much.

Pirates or Ninjas?

Robots?

Would you rather live in a zombie apocalypse or a future world ravished by time and a nuclear war?

Time and nuclear war. Fuck zombies.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Uh, you wanna count? I suck, I don’t lick.

Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?

Leg.

How far east can you go before you're heading west?

Me? About two feet with my sense of direction.

If the average human life span was 40 years, how would you live your life differently?

Nope!

Do you find immortality makes characters harder or easier to write about?

Yes, it allows me to get rid of that pesky fear of death. Hold you back so much!

Would you rather lose the sense of taste or the sense of touch?

Taste. Fuck taste.

Do you regret allowing questions on any topic?

Not yet, though I expected more to be honest.

What would your ideal superpower be?

The ability to enter worlds crafted through virtual means, and that world to take on a life of its own.

PaladinWolf
Briefs or boxers.

Depends. (I remembered.)

Kr0nos
This one's for Brew, can I please hug you? You're so bucking adorable!
“I am not entirely sure I want you anywhere near me. For one, you are a human of whom neither myself, nor Eclipse has had any affiliation. And as a secondary addendum. You are creepy looking!” She looks over to Eclipse who shrugs lightly as he looks at you.

“I think she wants a hug. Have at it.” He lets out an evil laugh as Brew scowls at him.

Belg…
Where are the Underpants I am owed?
(Just because I know you hate it)

/leaves

Minioziki!

What do you think about me?

I think you are rather entertaining, though I wish you would hang out and talk more!

Favorite pony?

Twilight and Luna. Is that surprising?

Favorite writer?

Coal buck on Fim fiction. Off fim….Dj Machale. Tamora Peirce….Uh… Piers Anthony… That’s all I can think of as favorites.

Favorite story?

My Second Life. And… My version of My second life, if I ever get around to working on it.

Tea or coffee?

It’s a mood thing.

Favorite colour?

… “Eclipse” Both are shades however, so I suppose red, or blue. Pretty much equal. If I had to “Choose” Then crimson. Or blood red, you know.

Favorite word?

Word? I guess…Gerbil, or something. My vocabulary doesn’t like favorites.

Favorite song?

“Songs” And, Rob Dougan- Clubbed to death. 311- Sunset in July. The Glitch Mob- Animus Vox. And Disturbed – Inside the fire. Or, if in a good mood. Gary Jules- Mad world. Or Gabriel Mann- My little box.

Seriously, my life is pretty much music, favorite song, I may as well give you my damn playlist.

Have you ever broken a part of your body?

Arms roughly six times, legs two times, and multiple sprains. As well as various other limbs.

Have you had any particularly embarrassing moments in life?

… No, nothing I remember at least.

Have you ever fallen for one of the characters?

The characters of my books, or the show? Both counts. Yes.

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