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HamGravy


Author of the Tarnished Silver series. I write clopfics with too many emotions in them. My work is very niche, but my readers are a wonderfully enthusiastic bunch, so I must be doing something right?

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  • 95 weeks
    10 Years Later

    Suddenly!

    ...anyone still here?


    Hi, everybody. I doubt anyone else has even noticed, nor would I expect them to, but ten years ago today, I uploaded a weird little clop story called Tarnished Silver to this site.

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  • 434 weeks
    MARE-Y CHRISTMAS, MOVIE HOUSE!

    (That's right, I still exist.)

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  • 526 weeks
    Tarnished Silver: The Audiobook (Plus: foreign language editions, and a teaser for something new!)

    FACT: In our busy modern world of smartphones and red pandas, few of us have time to sit down and read books, let alone morally questionable horse fanfiction. Thus we have seen the meteoric rise of the audiobook, which allows people to take in a story while doing something else, like flying a jet between two narrow canyons under heavy enemy fire, or jogging. But until now, there's been no

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  • 531 weeks
    "Baby Steps"

    Those two words in yesterday's episode managed to completely redefine the episode, and possibly the character of Fluttershy, for me. I think they might be the two most important words she's ever spoken. Here's why.

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  • 535 weeks
    A new story is coming tomorrow!

    Why yes, I am a shameless whore , thank you for noticing.

    Tomorrow afternoon (that's Friday CST, people of the world) the internet will be forced to endure another entry in the Tarnished Silver canon. It's a one-shot, but I'm actually quite pleased with it, which is something I don't usually say about my own writing.

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Oct
22nd
2013

New chapter on Wednesday (also, bonus fun thing to check out!) · 6:53am Oct 22nd, 2013

Yep, the next chapter of Interrupted Cadance is being pushed back a day. It wouldn't be me if there weren't occasional delays, but holy shit, Ham, a delay on chapter TWO? NEW RECORD! (Mario Party celebration music goes here.)

You know how it goes, life stuff gummed up the works. I'll try to keep to schedule from here on out, though. Thanks for your patience!

In other news, fans of MST3k and its internet descendants might want to check out the work of twow443. This fellow does riffs on pony fics, and has taken up the task of MSTing ALL of Tarnished Silver from start to finish.

In all honesty he does not appear to be fond of my work at all, not that I hold that against him. In a way that just makes his undertaking more impressive! Hopefully he won't out-and-out hate me by the end. Anyway, if you want to read about him and a closer-to-canon version of Rarity (ha ha, how awkward!) suffering through the first two stories in the series, go here for Rarity's Garden and here for Tarnished Silver.


They'll also be riffing the upcoming spinoff fic, Rainbow Dash visits Sapphire Shores' House.

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By the way, don't forget the lack of a NSFW option for blogs.

Stupid ad companies.

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Yeah, I was surprised to see that, too. I don't pay attention to FimFic news so that kind of came out of nowhere for me. Ah, well, as long as NSFW fics are still allowed. Because if those go, I will be both fucked, and unable to post the word "fuck."

This fellow does riffs on pony fics, and has taken up the task of MSTing ALL of Tarnished Silver from start to finish.

I am shaking my fist with the impotent jealousy of a thousand mediocre writers. Congratulations! :twilightsmile:

edit: I'm especially amused by the comment wondering if 'erect clit's are a real thing. If I wasn't a virgin I might make a joke about virgins.

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...huh. I completely missed that erect clit thing the first time through. That's just unfortunate.


Listen, people, I don't care what gender you happen to belong to or be attracted to, it is every adult human's responsibility to learn all they can about the clit and its wonders. Because not enough people do, and even if you personally are not interested in people with clits, one day you may have the opportunity to pass that knowledge on. And the more you do, the more you will benefit all mankind, and more specifically, womankind.

END CLIT ILLITERACY. This message paid for by Fluttershy's orgasm-starved vagina. :fluttershysad:

Actually, when I saw some of the comments on the riff, one of my first thoughts was, "You know who would really enjoy this sort of treatment? Amit, with her criticism fetish."

Unfortunately, your stuff is actually good.

Heh heh. This is funny timing came across this as I was about to open Rarity's Garden to start making the Tarnished Silver audiobook. (Well not quite audiobook, last time I put that much effort into a reading I rage quit)

I skimmed over this riff but don't really have time to check if out. But it would probably be entertaining to actually turn his riff into audio.

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