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I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety; I also have a Let's Play channel. :twilightsmile:

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Q&A Round Eight - The Answers! · 2:50pm Oct 11th, 2013

The Accursed One

Say there's a button somewhere that when someone presses it, you get kicked very painfully by thirty robots. What is the absolute value of negative three point five?


If the cake is a lie, is it a pie or a spy? Can it fly? Or will it die?

The only thing here that's dying is me. My head is nearly bursting because of these questions of yours!

Are you getting annoyed by my random questions?


If a person does a thing in the next universe over, will it affect you in any way? Like if I killed an alternate universe's version of you.

No, because it's an 'alternate' universe.

Did you know that the Germans have a word for "a face badly in need of a fist" ?

I doubt that, but I'm sure that Tim (who is best German) will tell me if there is.

Because I want a sixth question, you don't have to answer it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ?


Surplus Flow

Since Geo is going to have a herd ( Geo, Twilight, and Lightning) Are the other humans or ponies getting herds also?

Nope. Just Geo. I'm planning a story which will show the reactions of the others to this news.

can i haz muffin?

Sure. You've just gotta steal it from Derpy first.

Since 5 plus 5 is -10 what is the square root or possibility of adding a new character in the geoverse?

A new character in the Geoverse, huh? Well that depends on your definition of 'new'. It could be a canon character I've never used in the series before, or an entirely new OC. Be more specific. :trollestia:

Can i have irn bru?

NO! THE IRN BRU IS ALL MINE! :twilightangry2:

Are you tired yet of my questions?

No, because they actually make sense. :twilightsmile:

ignore this i don't care but do you really don't like Dr. Who?

I'm not a fan. It just doesn't appeal to me.

You have entered tartarus, Would you like refreshments?

I'll take a smoothie made from the souls of the damned, please.

Vetnern (Oh, boy, here we go...)

Hasbro sends you a letter asking you to write an episode for them. What is your episode about?

I'd just send them a copy of Twilight Sparkle Waits For A Train and get them to make it into an episode.

Is it true that you once tossed a caber so hard, it still hasn't hit the ground?

Och aye, laddie. Last I heard, it wis still daein' laps o' Pluto.

Have you ever experienced Déjà vu?


What are your plans after the series comes to an end?

Which series? The Geoverse or MLP?

Do you prefer Vimto or Ribena? Explain why.

I like them both, but if I had to choose it would have to be Ribena Vimto Ribena Vimto I CAN'T DECIDE! :raritycry:

Why do you hate Flash Sentry so much?

Because he's a useless character. He was meant to be Twi's 'love interest' in Equestria Girls, yet I've heard he won't be appearing in Season 4 at all. So why the fuck did they bother creating him?

You are to attend BUCK 2014 as part of the writers panel, what do you talk about?

I'd talk about why I was asked to attend in the first place, and who was high when they sent my invite.

Are you upset that Ben Affleck is the new batman?

I'm not a Batman fan, so I couldn't care less.

What is your favorite meme?

Have you ever experienced Déjà vu?


Beano or Dandy?


A man empties a can of Irn-Bru onto the floor. How do you react?


If you had to choose between Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon as a friend, who would you chose and why?

Silver Spoon. She may be a bitch, but from what I've seen it's usually DT who instigates the harassment of the CMC. So if you ask me, Silver Spoon is just a toady (a brown-noser) who has a chance at being reformed. Diamond Tiara, on the other hand, needs to be beaten severely.

Let's say you somehow grew wings in this world. Where would you go first?

I'd go down to Nottingham, see some guy I know.

An adorable, cold and wet Flash Sentry colt turns up at your door asking to shield from the rain, holding a plushie of Twilight. What do you do?

I would take him in and let him stay for as long as he needed. After all, he's just a colt so he wouldn't have family. I would treat him with the same respect I would my own family and friends. He would then see me as a father figure, and would always follow my advice... like leaving Twilight alone.

:trollestia: I bet you were expecting me to smash his face in or something. Well sorry, but I don't harm foals. If it was the adult version of Flash Sentry who came to the door then, of course, I would knock his ass out and take the plushie.

If you could take one, and only ONE, item with you to Equestria, what would you take?

A lifetime supply of Irn-Bru.

And feel free to not answer this question but...regarding your clop chapters/stories, what made you start writing them? Certain stories or users at all?

Some of my readers wanted me to write clop, so I gave it a shot. Turns out I'm better at it than I thought.


How does it feel to have 500 followers?

I'm not answering this because the last time I got excited about reaching a follower milestone (350), I lost a fair few.

Will Twilight forever be your favorite character, or do you think another pony (or another species) will come along and steal your heart?.....and maybe your pancakes, too?

Twiley is, and always will be, my favourite because she's like me. We're both eager to learn and keep to ourselves, but when we do make friends we are happy to have them. We also do our utmost to make others happy, no matter what.

If you are in Twilight's place, that is, if you are a PRINCESS, who do you banish to the gallows first?

Flash Sentry. :trollestia:

Can you describe the taste of Irn Bru to me? Is there maybe some lemon-y, citrus-y ecstasy, or maybe some creamy, sudsy wonderment in there?

It's just really, really, really good.


Yes, peasant, that'll do. You may take your leave.


You've ever been hunting or camping?

Nope. Never.

What's Scotland like?

Cold and wet, but with a lot of beautiful views and scenery.

Have you've been to any other country?

I've been to France and Holland.

I haven't heard anything about Geo's kids. Are you going to write about them again?

Nothing is set in stone at the minute, but I hope they will be making a few more appearances in A Season Of Terror.

Curious question: If your town was overrun with zombies, what weapon would you use? (Based on what range your comfortable with. Is the weapon convenient in most stores? And is the ammo for it commonly found wherever you go?)

I'd have to use melee, as acquiring firearms is very hard in the UK. So a baseball bat with a nail in it or a chainsaw would be my weapon(s) of choice.

A New Lightning Dust (AKA fred2266... I think)

Why did you put a bomb on my head?

Because I had to make a pun.


Alright, let's see... this is a question about my OC Toby. Throughout the New Home Saga, do you believe that Toby has grown in character a little or not?

He's certainly grown braver, that's for sure. And he's managed to put his past behind him very well.

... I'm not a very good judge of character. :twilightsheepish:

What are you looking forward to or do you predict might happen in Season 4?

Discord singing. 'nuff said.


:coolphoto:Does this pony even matter?

No, she doesn't. I hope we never see her again.

Which is better, dwarves or elves?

Elves. Have you seen what female dwarves look like? :pinkiesick:

J.K. Rowling or J.R.R. Tolkien?

Tolkien. Rowling writes a good story, but I watched LOTR before I watched Harry Potter.

What would win in a fight, a minotaur or a centaur?

A minotaur, as they're much bigger and stronger. Sure a centaur may be more agile, but they wouldn't be able to dodge those massive arms and legs for long.

Should angels puke sunshine?

Yeah, and they should send some of it to Scotland.

Have you seen Swaggalaggin on Youtube?

Never heard of him/her/it.

Why are the and too?


Should I grammar better?

:eeyup: :rainbowlaugh:

Which is better, white van with "shag wagon" on the side or Harley Davidson motorcycle?

Obviously the motorcycle, because it would help you get women (or indeed men) far better than a crappy van.

Blimp or Zeppelin?

What's the difference?

How many questions did you want?

A maximum of ten, but I'll answer the rest of yours anyway.

Should I ask more?

You already did.

How was your day?

Tiring. Had to answer a ton of questions from people.

Do you like fine or course sand better?

To me, sand is sand. I don't care how fine or coarse it is.

Favorite smoothy?


Favorite restaurant?


Are you going to have a nice day tomorrow?

Yes... I think.

If not, how are you going to make it a good day?

I'll listen to music and play GTA V.

If so, how are you going to make it better?

... by listening to music and playing GTA V.


Can we expect more of teh feelz with further updates of "An Unfamiliar World"?

I'll try to include some more if you want. :pinkiehappy:

Which story have you had the most fun writing?

It's a tie between Twilight Sparkle Tries Irn Bru and Of Horses And Whorses.


Yeah, sure. Have some Luna!

Do you own any pony plushies or figures? (Official or Fan Made)

Nope. :raritycry:

If Jimi Hendrix walked up to you right now (guitar in hand) what would you do?

Say hello and carry on with what I was doing. (I've never listened to his stuff before... feel free to shoot me.)

That's all for this Q&A, I'll be doing another one in November!

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Comments ( 10 )

I... I messed up on my spelling of "coarse":fluttercry:
This doesn't happen. I need to lie down.:pinkiesick:

...... *holds out Irn Bru to Geo* Irn Bru??? :fluttershyouch:


:yay: Cheers, mate!

*downs the contents in one go* *belches*

Huv ye got ony mair?

1412304 why yes I do, as a matter of fact a life time supply that I'm not going to be able to drink, here * hands over all the Irn Bru* cheers mate :pinkiehappy:

I'm not answering this because the last time I got excited about reaching a follower milestone (350), I lost a fair few.

Makes sense. I got excited when I got ONE follower.....an hour later, I had zero again....:unsuresweetie:

Flash Sentry. :trollestia:

Should've seen it coming....

It's just really, really, really good.

I want some. TO EBAY!

A New Lightning Dust (AKA fred2266... I think)


Well, having a bomb on your head IS a good way to get rid of mane-lice....

But, I'm NOT fred2266...

He irks me.

I'll take a smoothie made from the souls of the damned, please.

Sorry I only have Irn Bru, oh wait I poured it into the River styx. I think I have some nether Bru. Or would you like grounded bone whiskey?:rainbowwild:


Did you know that the Germans have a word for "a face badly in need of a fist" ?

I doubt that, but I'm sure that Tim (who is best German) will tell me if there is.

There isn't. What we have is a word for a face badly in need of a slap :trollestia:. Backpfeifengesicht.
Backpfeife is a synonym for Ohrfeige. Backpfeife is also a word for someone who doesn't defend him/herself and can be constantly slapped.

I bet you were expecting me to smash his face in or something. Well sorry, but I don't harm foals. If it was the adult version of Flash Sentry who came to the door then, of course, I would knock his ass out and take the plushie.



*silently edits his original post* :rainbowlaugh:

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