The weirdest thing i had to do today. · 9:50pm Oct 9th, 2013
ok so im at school going through the normal day as always. Now my homework the night before was to read up to page 130 for a book called "looking for alaska". The book not bad i just had no idea it had some sex scenes in it. now I'm on page 125 trying to read five pages before i have my class. now when i get to my class my teacher says we're going to be reading this chapter in class out loud so im thinking good because im only at 125 anyway so im safe right. the one person is reading them someone else reads next we get to page 126 halfway in and she calls on me to read. and i start now this is right out the text this is what i had to say for a grade.
"have you ever gotten a blow job?"
"um thats out of the blue,"i said
"the blue?"
"like you know,out of the field."
"left field?"
"like in baseball. Like, out of nowhere. i mean, what made you think of that?"
"i've just never given one,"she answered, her little voice dripping with seductiveness It was so brazen. I thought I would explode I never thought. I mean, from Alaska, hearing that stuff was one thing. But to hear her sweet little Romanian voice go so sexy of all of the sudden…
“No,” I said. “I never have.”
“Think it would be fun?”
DO I!?!?!?!?!?!? “Um, yeah. I mean, you don’t have to.”
and yes i read this out loud in class and this does go where you think its going. So what the weirdest thing you had to do?
