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JenkinsRevenge


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  • 383 weeks
    >editing

    >editing

    ...

    Apple jack

    :rainbowderp:

    bu...

    pffwadabada...

    mcflurffmrphlul...

    3...

    2...

    1...

    Jenkins R
    8:33 PM Today
    MY EYES!!!!!!11!!!1

    Jenkins R
    8:34 PM Today
    IT BURNS US!

    Jenkins R
    8:34 PM Today
    OH SWEET SHREK11!

    Jenkins R
    8:34 PM Today
    AHHHHHHHHHHH!

    Jenkins R
    8:34 PM Today
    TAKE THIS CUP AWAY!

    Jenkins R
    8:35 PM Today

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    45 comments · 698 views
  • 383 weeks
    neeeer, pewpewpew, fwoosh

    eh, meh 2 :/

    That is all. Equestria is ours.

    :rainbowwild::derpytongue2:

    1 comments · 443 views
  • 383 weeks
    bwaaaaaaaaah


    Queen Trottingham iz bst poni:rainbowwild:

    dem mlpfim comix tho:twilightsmile:

    That is all. Equestria is ours.

    :rainbowwild::derpytongue2:

    13 comments · 616 views
  • 384 weeks
    Giggle giggle sn0rt sn0rt

    nerthos "War. War never changes. Call of Duty illustrates this by releasing the same game every year."
    about 3 days ago

    & there w3r3 topk3ks and lolzies for everi1

    That is all. Equestria is ours.

    :rainbowwild::derpytongue2:

    1 comments · 361 views
  • 384 weeks
    mermare/merpony pr0n

    [10:40:37 PM] Klael Cullinan: I've seen worse.
    Not a surprise since I'm a colossal pervert.
    [10:40:48 PM] Cobalt Crab's Crackpot Crystal Cracker Crumpet [Ravensbourne]: we b0th r
    [10:40:57 PM] Klael Cullinan: I know.
    [10:41:05 PM] Cobalt Crab's Crackpot Crystal Cracker Crumpet [Ravensbourne]: (y)
    [10:41:18 PM] Klael Cullinan: Its another reason why I like you.

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    22 comments · 481 views
Oct
5th
2013

Mah waifu · 10:49pm Oct 5th, 2013

diz mah waifu, bkgrund pone #45:

su sexi, maek u caem

That is all. Equestria is jealous of my waifu.

:rainbowwild::derpytongue2:

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Comments ( 41 )

... But aren't you a seapony? And if she's a Pegasus, bred for flying, how are you two married?
TIA. RIW... :pinkiecrazy:

1397564
pssh m4rr1ag3

l3t p0lygammi rane:raritywink:

That is all. Equestria is ours.

:rainbowwild::derpytongue2:

1397715 in not talking about what, I'm talking about WHERE. How would you even do anything with each other? Dinner, house, family, or even hmhmhmhmhmh? She flys and you swim
So once again: How?
GABLEBLAFBLEGBRLBGLGRBALGBLAGBL

1397802
magikkk:raritywink:

That is all. Equestria is ours.

:rainbowwild::derpytongue2:

1397912 1 more: Travelling?

Your picture made my internet freeze.:ajbemused:

1398327
:trollestia:

gewd:pinkiehappy:

That is all. Equestria is ours.

:rainbowwild::derpytongue2:

1398036
u wot.

That is all. Equestria is ours.

:rainbowwild::derpytongue2:

1398340
Stop raging me back damn it!

1398350
Mmkmmk

W8, rayging? Meh? O, whell eye'd nevrr:moustache:

That is all. Equestria is ours.

:rainbowwild::derpytongue2:

1398356
Sorr, ment 2 say "dragging".:twilightblush:

1398363
mmkmmk

cdn.niketalk.com/2/26/26a6560b_-You-like-Krabby-Patties-don-t-you-Squidward-spongebob-squarepants-20518839-500-333.jpeg
eye b3t u caem bakkk & l00ked @ dis cumment d1dn't u Dankranebl0wdasshh

:trollestia:
That is all. Equestria is ours.

:rainbowwild::derpytongue2:

1398344 how would you travel to places? (Besides a river but where could that lead?)

1398373
I check my feed, see this, wonder who this pony is that has somehow discovered Jenkins heart (amongst all the cholesterol and accidental magnets)... then I read the comments.

I certainly stumbled into some weirdness... the facehoof kind of weirdness.

still... at least it made me smile. :pinkiehappy:

1398440
eh

That is all. Equestria is ours.

:rainbowwild::derpytongue2:

1398443

(amongst all the cholesterol and accidental magnets)

& da sharpnel frum da Stark Enterprise Missle:pinkiehappy:

then I read the comments.

Hav u lerned no-thing?:derpytongue2:

I certainly stumbled into some weirdness... the facehoof kind of weirdness.
still... at least it made me smile. :pinkiehappy:

eye nu. 1nternal dikkk eez b3st dikkk:facehoof:

:trollestia:
That is all. Equestria is ours.

:rainbowwild::derpytongue2:

1398451
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1398490
Actually yes, my grandmother just died.
I've been caught up in family affairs sadly, thankfully my black heart shields me from the weaknesses of emotion. :pinkiecrazy:

1398496
Anithing 2 b3n3fit mah pl4n 0f wurld d0minashun!:pinkiehappy:

Once da Gostbusturs r d1sp0sed uf ther3 w1ll b 1 l3ss problem 2 d3al w/... butt wh0 sh0uld eye g3t 2 k1ll th3m eye wunder...
1398523

Actually yes, my grandmother just died.

Mah dark3st condolences:raritydespair: I w1ll embrace u fr0m da hart 0f mah bottum!:fluttercry:

I've been caught up in family affairs sadly, thankfully my black heart shields me from the weaknesses of emotion. :pinkiecrazy:

:pinkiehappy:
Thankkkfully w3 r b0th su luckkky:pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

Death is but a milestone in becoming an entity of Revenge, she may be useful to me:trixieshiftright:

“To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.”
~J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

"Some quotes on the internet are unreliable too."
~Abraham Lincon, 4chan October 3rd 1932

:trollestia:
That is all. Equestria is ours.

:rainbowwild::derpytongue2:

:raritystarry:Aw, she's adorable! Also, what actually is a waifu?:rainbowhuh: I've heard it a lot, but never explained. Is this like a sex thing?(internet)

1398648
thnx :pinkiehappy:

uh waifu is a wyfe, butt eetz JapJap speek :applejackunsure:

She ees su sexi & eye l0ve/h8 hurr su muhc:rainbowkiss::heart::heart::heart:

That is all. Equestria is ours.

:rainbowwild::derpytongue2:

1398658:rainbowlaugh: I love that! Now I get why I've been hearing it everywhere. That's what a lot of my school friends say about people in the media, that so-and-so is their husband, and they just don't know it yet:rainbowlaugh:

1398667
I nu... she veri hawt ma1 dud3

d0 u hav uh waifu?:trixieshiftright:
1399036
:trollestia:

That is all. Equestria is ours.

:rainbowwild::derpytongue2:

1398546

Death is but a milestone in becoming an entity of Revenge, she may be useful to me

Yeah... :rainbowderp:
Good luck with that...

"Some quotes on the internet are unreliable too."

~Abraham Lincon, 4chan October 3rd 1932

Oh my God! 4chan has the ability to travel through time!?!
:rainbowdetermined2: I must harness this great power for myself and my army!

1401282
Shee w1ll b3 uh pwerful h0rseman 2 b suer, Stygian355, The New Lord of Revenge... Has a nice r1ng 2 eet:pinkiehappy:

Da gl0rious armi 0f B0NER!:flutterrage:

That is all. Equestria is ours.

:rainbowwild::derpytongue2:

1399180 Uh, from the show?:twilightoops: no, I wouldn't say I do. But GOT: Yeah, Tyrrion Lannister:rainbowwild: Bestest character evar! (except Dany, who's my soul sista and role model in life):pinkiehappy:

1401874
:pinkiegasp:

Gaem 0f Thr0nes:rainbowkiss:

Ur marri3d 2 ah dwurf? H0w t4ll r u?:rainbowhuh:

That is all. Equestria is ours.

:rainbowwild::derpytongue2:

1402366 Eight foot. He had to trip me over to get the kiss at the wedding:rainbowwild:

1404287
topk3k

That is all. Equestria is ours.

:rainbowwild::derpytongue2:

1404324:pinkiehappy:
Speaking of this, I would like to point out that you are married to a Little Pony:rainbowderp:
... So how tall are you?:rainbowwild:

1406324
little could mean anything

w3 r saem s1ze tho:pinkiehappy:

That is all. Equestria is ours.

:rainbowwild::derpytongue2:

1406348 About two foot, are you? Sets you around the height of my last husband:twilightsmile: Of course, that marriage ended fairly badly after I stepped on him one morning...:raritycry: RIP, my beloved...

1406358
R3st. 1n. Spagethhi. Nevrr. Forgetti.:fluttershysad:

4 sum reesun dis conversation eez remindin meh of "Land of the Little People"...

That is all. Equestria is ours.

:rainbowwild::derpytongue2:

1406377 Haven't heard of it, but from the name I can tell why!:pinkiehappy:

1401483

She will be a powerful horseman to be sure, Stygian355,

:ajbemused: Its 359

The glorious army of B0NER!

Glorious!?!? :rainbowlaugh:

You can have my Nan if you want, its you that has to live with her... though the idea of an old woman on horseback nagging endlessly is quite amusing.

Joan, Horsewoman of Droning On And On Endlessly!

1411742
nut een increezing 0rder?:rainbowhuh:

Eef nut, wut was the highest(original) Steyegeean?

Uh nagging grandma on horseback? Surely th1s w1ll maek hour enemies comm1t sucicide!:pinkiehappy:

That is all. Equestria is ours.

:rainbowwild::derpytongue2:

1412219
You are correct. (And I did explain this before)
My mother... Stygian358
My grandfather... Stygian357

But of course Eiojnn Quillinane or Stygian001 was the first, that was a long time ago.
(Pronounced: Eon Cornorn)

And my nan wouldn't just nag the enemy. :trollestia:

1419178
C4n shee b br1bed in2 nagg1ng da enemee?:duck:

That is all. Equestria is ours.

:rainbowwild::derpytongue2:

1430055
rip in piece

That is all. Equestria is ours.

:rainbowwild::derpytongue2:

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