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Uberdeathninja


I am the darkness, the evil in men, the heart and mind of the swarm. Hatred is my sword, and heavy metal is my shield. You don't like me? too fuckin' bad.

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    Name: Fjord
    Height: 6'2"
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    Race: Human Caucasian
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    Dislikes: Peace, diplomacy, defense, repair, being outdone by fucktard ponies

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Character biographies. · 1:41am Sep 21st, 2013

Notice: This post will update periodically in the future.

Name: Fjord
Height: 6'2"
Gender: Male
Race: Human Caucasian
Likes: War, battle, siege, destruction, outdoing fucktard ponies
Dislikes: Peace, diplomacy, defense, repair, being outdone by fucktard ponies
Bio: A famous hater in the normal world, in gayfag world Fjord is known as a 'Jack-of-All-Trades' warrior/chieftain/assassin with a mouth as big as his ego. Tad bit of a narcissist and an asshole too. Fjord may or may not be his actual name.
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Name: Skri'jal-mevix
Height: 6'6"
Gender: Male
Race: Devil
Likes: Inflicting pain, feeding on spleens, hunting, recalling the time he was shot down over the pacific in WWII and hijacked a Japanese zero, recalling that he killed fifty men in one engagement
Dislikes: Succubi, anything colorful, hippies/ponies, people who humanize the enemy, recalling D-day
Bio: Well known throughout the nine circles of hell for being angrier that a rampaging Belligerent engine, This hunter served in the allied forces during WWII both as a soldier on the ground and a pilot in the air. While none of his comrade were aware of his true nature, Adolf Hitler was completely so. Hitler took Skri'jal's secret to his grave, for fear of mass panic among his troops and people.
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Name: Lerisha
Height: 6'2"
Gender: Female
Race: Succubus
Likes: Sex, shopping, chocolates, new clothes
Dislikes: Misogynists, People who want a committed relationship, devils, minors who want her in their pants, glutenous people
Bio: A Purebred Succubus, Lerisha knows no shame. While she's skilled in the arts of seduction and sex, sadly her combat skills are lacking. Luckily for her, Skri'jal-mevix's combat skills are more than enough for both of them.
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Name: Raust
Height: 7'4"
Gender: Male
Race: Human lich
Likes: sexist jokes, his job, destruction, killing, terrorizing
Dislikes: ponies, peaceful villages, People who get in his way.
Bio: Because he's a planeswalking lich, Raust gets around a lot. Raust serves R'tas the cruel as a planeswalker hunter. Raust's job requires much travelling as planeswalkers appearances are erratic and unpredictable. he also supervises the ghoul gang.
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Name: Gorgo
Height: 9'6"
Gender: N/A
Race: Miamat gravehulk
Likes: eating, smashing, crushing, obliterating, puppies
Dislikes: Diets, things that won't splatter, fire, cats
Bio: A large miamat gravehulk with the mentality of a six year old child. not much can be said about this big guy other than he'll eat anything, and I mean anything; Rocks, trees, even still breathing animals.
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Name: Stabby
Height: 4'2"
Gender: Male
Race: Devil zombie
Likes: Stabbing, Cutting, eviscerating, shanking, making things explode
Dislikes: Everything else
Bio: The name says it all really. Stabby is a fucking psycho with the ability to use almost anything as a lethal weapon.
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Name: Twitchy
Height: 5'7"
Gender: Male?
Race: Human skeleton/specter
Likes: Unknown due to bipolar nature
Dislikes: Unknown due to bipolar nature
Bio: Run by two separate minds, Twitchy and Shady act as the brains of the Ghoul gang, Twitchy/Shady has twice the IQ of the average living human due to two minds in one body. Unfortunately for the same reason they are hyper-intelligent, they also have a 'Smeagol-Gollum' Level bipolar personality. Thankfully both minds can over come their differences when given a challenge.
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Name: Feist
Height: 7'4"
Gender: Male?
Race: Human zombie
Likes: Unknown
Dislikes: Unknown
Bio: A giant zombie of unknown origin, little is known of him (her? It?) except that he is a big, dangerous mute, with a tendency for destruction and casualties. despite his apparent lack of emotions, he seems to enjoy displaying his immense strength on the living and wading through the gore of his defeated foes. He also feeds on spleens for some reason.
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Name: Macro
Height: 6'9"
Gender: Male
Race: Human revenent
Likes: Calling the shots, kicking ass, taking names
Dislikes: Insubordination, when a plan goes wrong, heroes
Bio: He is the head of the ghoul gang. Macro only takes orders from his team's supervisor, Raust. Macro's pet-peeves are those 'heroes' who botch Twitchy's plans and screw the entire gang's operation over.
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Name: Auger
Height: 5'6"
Gender: Male
Race: Human zombie
Likes: Stitching Stabby back together, stitching his friends limbs back on, Ubercharging his freinds (except Stabby), dissecting the living
Dislikes: When Stabby falls apart again, when he accidentally Ubercharges Stabby, when Stabby goes on a killing frenzy
Bio: Once a surgeon in life, Auger now finds his skills useful once more piecing Stabby back together. He always carries around his signature ubercharge gun for the opportunity to ubercharge his comrades. He also hates it when Stabby steals an uber from another gang member by running in front of the beam at the last second.
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Name: Hedronox
Height: 25'6"
Gender: N/A
Race: Eldrazi
Likes: Chaos, anarchy, social collapse, riots, himself
Dislikes: Colorful things, peace, order, anyone who gets in his way
Bio: An ancient and powerful eldrazi defeated by the inhabitants of a universe he tried to devour, Hedronox was sentenced to reincarnate one hundred times throughout the multiverse. He enjoys it when social order collapses. He sometimes likes to think of himself as chaos incarnate. He is one of the few eldrazi without any affiliation to a titan. He is also a major narcissist.
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Name: Malideus
Height: 5'8''
Gender: Male
Race: Human Caucasian
Likes: Ramen noodles, Chinese food, being powerful, women, explosions
Dislikes: Ponies, people who like ponies, people who side with people who like ponies, furries, anime, getting tricked
Bio: Formerly known as Chris, Malideus was born in a city in Louisiana, and raised all over the country as a result of moving a lot. He was always a cynical, but hard-working only child, and always enjoyed fantasy games and video games as a way of escaping his life. When he heard of My Little Pony at 17, he hated the show, and everyone that likes it, and expressed it by trolling various brony sites. He now resides in Equestria, on a quest to rid his world of the show, though the world isn't quite what he expected, anatomically speaking...
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Name: Mizzietta
Height: 10'3''
Gender: Female
Race: Dragon
Likes: Sex, food, shiny things, Malideus, herself, presents
Dislikes: Heroes, other dragons (except her uncle), eldrazi, demons
Bio: Mizzietta was born an equestrian dragon, though she has many properties of the god-like elder dragon, like her uncle Nicol Bolas, in that she almost does not age, can change her size and appearance, and can open minor rifts to other dimensions when she really wills it to be so, though these rifts are small and do not last long. She loves her uncle with all her heart, but tends to avoid relationships due to her aversion to males of her species, though she has recently fallen from grace with Malideus, a human wizard from earth. Why she chose him of all people is a mystery, but then again, girls are weird like that.
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Name: Whip
Height: 5'4''
Gender: Female
Race: Changeling
Likes: Pain, love, lust, sex, leashes, whips, spikes, Malideus
Dislikes: Ghosts, ponies, Chrysalis, large books
Bio: Originally a scout from Chrysalis's hive, she defected after falling into a state of infatuation with Malideus after he had awoken repressed, primal sexual desires in her that led to Chrysalis labeling her as defective and ordering her death.
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Name: Vodahmin
Height: 6'5''
Gender: Assumed Male
Race: Unknown
Likes: Unknown as of now
Dislikes: Celestia
Bio: Unknown (for now)
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Name: Boreas
Height: 8'7''
Gender: Male
Race: Human/baloth hybrid
Likes: hunting, the wild
Dislikes: Celestia, most ponies, civilization, demons
Bio: Having lived for thousands of years, Damien, now Boreas, is wise in the ways of nature magic, and uses it to defend his forest from any and all intrusion into his domain. He has recently found a friend in Luna, and only seems to trust her, but still generally despises ponykind for what they did to his people, his planet, and, most importantly, to him.
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Name: Dusty Hope
Height: 5'5''
Gender: Male
Race: pony
Likes: Slaying Slivers, eating, protecting the weak, that sort of thing.
Dislikes: Slivers
Bio: After his and his older sister's mother, Mayflower, died during the first sliver assault on the town of Shimmergrove, Dusty has dedicated his life to eradicating the slivers, and by extension, their leader, Chae-surr of Gamma brood. However, the connection between him and the sliver hivelord might prove to go deeper than anyone could have ever thought...
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Name: Neia Hope
Height: 5'7''
Gender: Female
Race: Pony
Likes: sleeping, protecting her family, peace
Dislikes: When Dusty does something brash, slivers, summer
Bio: After her and Dusty's mother died, Neia dedicated her life to protecting her little brother as part of a promise she made their mom. However, she protects Dusty from more than Slivers, but also from a truth that directly involves one in particular...
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Name: Chae-Surr of Gamma Brood
Height: 7'5''
Gender: Male
Race: Sliver
Likes: Destruction of all non-sliver sapient life
Dislikes: Sapient non-sliver life, crossword puzzles
Bio: Not much is known of this warlike sliver, other than he is the only known male in sliver history, save his father, Eora-Surr, to have maintained the position of hivelord, and has spent years studying the tactics, languages, customs, and lifestyles of the surface-dwellers, and seeks to use this knowledge against them all for the sake of revenge for two reasons: One, ravaging the world for personal gain, and Two: for killing his father, Eora-Surr. However, he seeks not to end ALL sapient, non-sliver life, for he seeks to bring two sibling of his to him, so he may keep them safe for when he cleanses the planet. It is unknown who these two are, though records show that their mother fought Eora-Surr at the battle of Shimmergrove, and they exist among the surface-dwellers, fighting the very race they were half-born to.
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Name: Mephisto the Mad
Height: 1005'10''
Gender: Male
Race: Dracolich
Likes: Conquering, destroying, meeting new people and then enslaving them.
Dislikes: Conventional try-hard heroes, their moms
Bio: Mephisto has spent his whole life in trying to discover immortality for dragons of his kind. However, when he had succeeded in making the formula, it did make him immortal, but his flesh kept aging, resulting in his undead condition. Undeterred, when he tried to introduce his formula to his kin, they laughed at him, and called him insane. Then, when he proved his immortality many years after he was supposed to have died, they outcast him, labeling him a monster. So, like any rational scientist would do after suffering a crushing humiliation at the hands of his own peers, he killed them, every last one of them, and enslaved his own race, using the bones of those he killed to add to his mass and power by using the serum to meld them into his own skeleton. His favored weapon is his Galaxy blade, which tears openings in space time, creating temporary openings to the ethereal void, where a powerful, ancient deity is rumored to be imprisoned.
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Name: Ragnek the Unmaker
Height: 531' 6''
Gender: N/A
Race: Demon Overlord
Likes: Unknown
Dislikes: Unknown
Bio: An old god of the oldest kind, he was the first of his race, and is fated to be the last. He was the eldest of them all, but his kin grew jealous of his power and longevity, and most of them cast him into the depths of Tartarus. But even after all these millennia, Ragnek maintains his growing power to this day, and seeks to one day be free of the hell he was trapped in, his form now twisted and corrupted as his soul due to the years of torment and anger he had been forced to endure.
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Name: Gaian-Sa of Tau Brood
Height: 10 ft. 11 in.
Gender: Male
Race: Sliver
Likes: Power, wealth, victory
Dislikes: losing, not being recognized for his achievements, anyone wealthier or more powerful than him
Bio: Born a lowly thrum of Tau Brood, a generation infamous for its psychotic and avaricious members, Gaian-Sa was born small and frail, and from his hatching onward, craved what he did not have, eventually turning his attraction into full-out obsession. As a result, Gaian-Sa quickly became very greedy and ambitious, doing everything in his power to rise in power and material gain, from undermining superiors, to sabotaging upstarts, and even going as far as killing anyone that stood in his way to ascension, or paying off enemies of his own race with coin and information in order to emerge from a situation as the hero. And thanks to this impeccable ability to lie and cheat without fail, Gaian'-Sa quickly rose through the ranks of the Sliver army, eventually rising into the lofty ranks of Eora-Surr's own generals, putting him right next to his own king as a result. However, before he could ascend even higher by exposing Eora-Surr's scandalous affair with a pony general, Eora-Surr died in the battle that placed his much less malleable son, Chae-Surr, on the throne, and left Gaian-Sa groveling at the feet of a child... for now.
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Name: Lord Skurge
Height: 6' 10"
Gender: Male
Race: Sliver
Likes: prosperity of his town, sunshine, long walks by the lake
Dislikes: Chae-Surr, Gaian-Sa, shifty politics
Bio: Lord Skurge, full name 'Severin Diaxes Skurge', was formerly a sliver general under the name 'Skurge-Rah', and served under the rule of Eora-Surr, and learned all that he knows of politics from the kindred, fatherly Hivelord. However, upon Eora-Surr's death, Skurge quickly found himself in the warpath of the covetous, ambitious general Gaian-Sa, and in an attempt to escape a horrible death at the claws of the warlike sliver general, Skurge eventually faked his own death, and changed his own name, and eventually scrapped together enough money to start his own town, protected by the slivers who still serve under his banner. To this day, the small settlement-turned-prosperous gambling city continues to attract many, many travelers of all races, factions, and class to its walls, all drawn by the prospect of business and pleasure, but ultimately unaware of the true force controlling the giant, neon light-filled city, and unknowing of the true face of the one who rules over it all: The enigmatic Lord Skurge.

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Group them together, and you have the greatest threat in all of Equestria.

I noticed that they all sound like villains.

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